Sofia: A Royal Wedding.
Transcript
Baileywick: We need more flowers for the flower sculptures. More chocolate for the chocolate waterfall.
Amber: Oh, I love weddings!
James: I don't. Having to greet all those people? How am I supposed to remember everyone's name and where they're from?
Sofia: Don't worry, James, you're going to do great! I'll help you practice. Okay. How will you greet the King of the Kobolds?
James: Uh... Uh, I'll bow and move my arms like they're ocean waves!
Amber: No, James, that's how you greet the Queen of the mermaids.
Sofia: You greet Kobolds with their traditional foot stomp, remember?
Amber: Oh! Whatever you do, don't touch their hair. Kobolds really don't like that.
James: Why did Aunt Tilly have to invite so many different creatures to her wedding, anyway?
Sofia: Uh, because she's Aunt Tilly?
James: And why is it my job to greet them?
Amber: Because, James, you're going to be king one day, and that's one of your duties as heir to the throne.
James: Oh, right. Well, I guess doing all this boring stuff will be worth it once I'm king.
Sofia: Come on, James, it's Aunt Tilly's wedding.
James: It's going to be fun.
Tilly: Incoming!
Sofia: Aunt Tilly!
Amber: Do you have wings?
Tilly: That's a very observant observation you observed, and the answer is yes! But, I can make them come and go as I please. Flutterous terminus! Flutterous featherus!
Sofia: That's incredible!
Tilly: Isn't it? This is a Whenever-Wings Wand, and I've been testing it out all morning for a little surprise I planned. Flutterous terminus! Sir Bartleby and I want to make sure our wedding is memorable.
Sofia: I'm sure it will be.
Baileywick: Your Majesties, it is time for the royals to gather for the official wedding portrait.
Tilly: Sofia, since you were the one who brought Sir Bartleby and me together, I was hoping you would be my maid of honor today.
Sofia: Of course, Aunt Tilly! I'd be, well, honored.
Tilly: Whiz-bang, here's your first maid-of-honor assignment. Hold on to my Whenever-Wings wand until the ceremony, then when I give you the signal, I'll need you to...
Sofia: Oh! That will be fun.
Baileywick: Grand-queen, please stand next to the bride, flanked by the king and queen. Children, you're up front, heir to the throne in the center.
Grand Mum: Oh, no, no, no, no. That's all wrong. Amber, you stand in the middle.
Roland: But, Mother, the middle spot is for the future king.
Grand Mum: No, I'm afraid not! You two need to switch. James is not next in line to the throne, Amber is.
Amber: I am?
Roland: She is?
James: Wait, what?
Sofia: I thought James was going to be king.
James: So did I. So did everyone.
Roland: Don't worry, children, we'll get this all straightened out. Mother, I'm afraid you are mistaken. The firstborn son inherits the throne, like I did.
Grand Mum: Oh, but Roland, dear, that is not how the law is written.
Tilly: Mom is right. It's the firstborn child who gets to rule.
Grand Mum: Indeed. Amber and James may be twins, but Amber is seven minutes older. Making her the future queen!
Roland: I just can't believe any of this!
Grand Mum: Oh, then I'll show you. Follow me.
Amber: Oh!
Grand Mum: Let me see. Here we are. "Heir to the throne. Rulership of the kingdom shall be passed down from generation to generation."
Sofia: "From firstborn child to firstborn child!"
Amber: That... That's me! I was born first.
James: Yeah, we know that.
Roland: But how can this be? If that's the law, then Tilly would've been offered the throne instead of me.
Tilly: Well, truth be told, I was.
Amber and James: You were?
Tilly: That's right. Many years ago, I was offered the crown, but I couldn't accept it. I knew I wanted to be an adventurer, and that my baby brother would make a much better king.
Roland: But, why didn't anyone ever tell me?
Grand Mum: Because we knew that being king was all you ever wanted. And your father and I knew that it was all you could ever do.
Roland: I guess that's true.
Tilly: And we knew you'd be great at it.
James: Maybe being king is all I ever wanted! Did anyone ever think of that?
Roland: I'm so very sorry, son, but the law is the law.
Amber: James, you don't even like doing most of the things a king has to do. You said it's boring!
James: And you think you're going to be a good queen? You've always been more worried about how you look in your tiara than how the people in the kingdom are doing!
Amber: Well, I'm not like that anymore.
Roland: James, I understand this is difficult to hear...
James: No, you don't understand, Dad. You got to be king! "Not how the law is written!" Well, this is what I think of that law. Take that, law!
Sofia: James? Are you okay?
James: Sofia, I just went from being the future king to the future nothing. So, no. I'm not feeling so great.
Sofia: I'm so sorry. I can't imagine how that must feel.
James: I spent my whole life thinking I'd grow up to protect our kingdom from bad guys. All that great king stuff.
Sofia: Well, that's not all a king does.
James: Now I'll never get to protect the kingdom.
Sofia: Maybe you can just find another way to do that without being king.
James: Yeah, maybe I can.
Sofia: That's the spirit!
James: I'll go work on that right now.
Sofia: Okay. Good luck. Oh, that was way easier than I thought it would be.
James: Sofia is right. I can protect the kingdom by making sure Enchancia doesn't get a selfish, self-centered queen like Amber.
Baileywick: Now, Princess Amber, as heir to the throne, you have lots of important wedding duties. Greeting the guests, presenting the cake.
Tilly: And holding on to Sir Bartleby's wedding ring for safekeeping. It's one of a kind, just like Sir Bartleby. I need you to keep it safe until it's time for me to give it to him at the wedding ceremony.
Amber: Oh, I'll guard this with all of my future queen abilities. I never thought this day would come, but now that it has, it just feels so right.
♪ I've always loved being a princess
The gowns, the balls, the jewels galore
But I started to wonder what else life has in store
And now I see there's something more
I will be queen, that's the path for me
I've always thought deep down that it was meant to be
Enchancia's queen, it is clear to see
That I was born to rule
Yes, it was meant to be
I have so much I know I could offer
I'll help the folks across our land
And I can't wait to tell them everything I've planned
The future will be so great and grand
I will be queen, that's the path for me
I've always thought deep down that it was meant to be
Enchancia's queen, it is clear to see
That I was born to rule
Yes, it was meant to be ♪
James: ♪ I'm the one who was supposed to end up on the throne
Supposed to run this land and make the rules all on my own
If I show them all that Amber's nothing but a fool
They have got to see I'm far more fit to rule ♪
Amber and James: ♪ I will be queen/king, that's the path for me
I've always thought deep down that it was meant to be
Enchancia's queen/king, it is clear to see
That I was born to rule
Yes, it was meant to be ♪
James: ♪ Meant to be ♪
Amber: ♪ Yes, it was meant to be ♪
Baileywick: Now remember, Princess Amber, it's the heir to the throne's job to greet wedding guests in the custom of their own land.
Amber: Yes, Baileywick.
James: I've been practicing these for weeks. They're really hard, and there's no way Amber will know them all.
Baileywick: Introducing the King and Queen of Trufflandia.
Amber and King of Trufflandia: Bonjour, Monsieur! Faisons la fete!
James: Okay, she made a lucky guess. Sooner or later, her luck will run out. Royals from Freezenburg?
Baileywick: Their Majesties, the King and Princess of Freezenburg.
James: Too easy. Mermaids?
Baileywick: Her Royal Highness of Merroway Cove, Queen Emmaline.
James: Nah, she already knows that one.
Sofia: What are you doing?
James: Making sure everyone sees that Amber doesn't deserve to be the heir to the throne.
Sofia: James, you can't do that.
James: Oh, yeah? Watch me. Gnomes? Hmm. I could never remember their greeting. Perfect! Uh, please follow me, King, uh...
Viridian: King Viridian.
James: Hmm, yes, I knew that. You get a front-of-the-line pass. But follow me, sir.
Sofia: I really don't think this is a good idea.
James: I need to raise the bar and stump Amber with some centaurs. Follow me, folks, and you, too, giants. I didn't even know giants had royals. Princess Amber, these nice folks would like to receive their royal greeting. Good luck.
Amber: King Viridian of the Gnomes, please accept my warmest welcome.
Amber and King Viridian: (yodeling)
Amber: (speaking Gaelic)
King of Centaurs: (speaking Gaelic, then laughs)
Amber: Hail, hail! My heart is open to you.
Giant: And mine to you.
James: What? How did she know?
Sofia: Come on, James, you know she aced Majestic Formalities at Royal Prep.
James: But that was the most boring class ever!
Sofia: Not for Amber. She really loves that boring stuff, and it's part of being king or queen.
James: Well, if I was king, I could've learned to like it, but I guess that's never gonna happen now.
Tilly: Princess Amber, you are doing a fantastic job representing the royals.
Amber: Thank you, Aunt Tilly. I've greeted all the guests, presented the cake, and I still have your ring safe and sound.
Tilly: Whiz-bang! Amber, you are going to make a great queen.
James: (sighs grimly) I am so sick of hearing people say that.
Tilly: Sofia! There you are. I have another important task for my maid of honor.
Sofia: Sure, Aunt Tilly.
Tilly: It's almost time for the wedding ceremony. When I give the signal, I'd like you to release this flock of beautiful wedding...
Amber: Doves? Oh, I love doves.
Tilly: Not doves, dear. Doves are so ordinary. We're releasing flying fish!
Amber: Oh. Fish. That's a little unexpected.
James: This could be my chance to show everyone there's no way Amber could make a good queen.
Tilly: Sofia, I'll need you to keep a close eye on these critters. Keep them safe in their little home, and when I give the signal, let them soar into the sky!
Sofia: Got it.
James: That sounds like a perfect job for the heir to the throne.
Amber: What are you talking about, James? Aunt Tilly asked Sofia to do it.
James: Oh, I'm sorry. So, you don't think you can handle it?
Amber: Of course I can handle it. I would be honored to take care of your fish, Aunt Tilly.
Sofia: That's fine with me.
Tilly: Okay. Then I'm sure their fins are in good hands.
Baileywick: Duchess Tilly? May I have a moment?
Tilly: Ooh! It's almost time. Meet us by the ceremony tent in a few minutes.
Sofia: I'm glad to see you've come around to the idea of Amber being queen.
James: Oh, yeah, I'm over that. Hey, isn't that your wombeast friend?
Sofia: (gasps) It is! Hi, Wilbur.
James: Uh-oh. Amber, your tiara is crooked.
Amber: Oh! Dear.
James: Hi, little guys? Who wants to get out early? You all do? Okay.
Sofia: Amber, the fish!
Amber: Oh, no! Pardon me. I'm terribly sorry. Come back, fish! As your future queen, I command you to... (gasps)
Sofia: Oh, no!
King of Kobolds: Oh, my hair!
Baileywick: Princess Amber, the King of the Kobolds! You touched his hair!
Amber: Oh, Your Majesty, I'm so, so sorry. I'll help fix it once I get this fish.
James: Wow, Princess Amber sure messed that up. Prince James to the rescue. Careful, Amber, you might get your dress dirty.
Amber: Oh, it doesn't matter. I'm doing this for Aunt Tilly! Oh! Gotcha!
James: Wow, Amber doesn't care if her dress gets dirty?
Sofia: That's right. She's not the pampered princess she used to be. Is that all of them?
Amber: No, I see more! Here, little fishies. (gasps) The wedding ring! No! (sighs) It's gone. Oh, this is a disaster!
James: I didn't mean for that to happen.
Amber: The day started off so well, but then I messed everything up. I let Aunt Tilly's fish get out, and I touched the Kobold king's hair! And then Aunt Tilly's ring. I lost it.
Sofia: You're being too hard on yourself, Amber.
James: Yeah, I mean, this may not be all your fault.
Amber: Of course it is. Look at all the damage I caused in just a few hours as heir to the throne. I'd probably destroy the whole kingdom if I ever became queen, which is why... (sighs sadly) I won't! I'm not the right person to rule Enchancia.
Sofia: What are you saying?
Amber: He is.
James: (stutters) You don't mean...
Amber: I do. If Aunt Tilly gave up the throne, so can I. James can be king. From now on, you're heir to the throne. I quit.
Sofia: Amber, wait.
Baileywick: Young royals, you're needed right away. The ceremony is about to begin.
Amber: Might as well tell everyone the news, and tell Aunt Tilly that I've lost her special ring.
Sofia: Aren't you coming? You need to take over the Heir to the Throne duties.
James: I guess.
Sofia: James, what's wrong? You're going to be king. Isn't that what you wanted?
James: I thought so, but now...
Sofia: What is it?
James: I have to tell you something, Sofia. I'm the reason Amber messed things up. (sighs) I let the flying fish out of their home.
Sofia: James, how could you?
James: I know, I don't deserve to be king, and Amber does deserve to be queen.
Sofia: You have to tell her. You have to make things right.
James: But even if I tell her, I've still lost Aunt Tilly's ring. There it is!
Sofia: Let's get it!
James: You still have that magic wing-giving thingy, right?
Sofia: The Whenever-Wings Wand? Yes.
James: Brilliant!
Sofia: Wait, James, Tilly said not to use it.
James: Flutterous featherus! Flutterous featherus!
Sofia: What are you doing?
James: Trying to give the ring wings so it'll fly up out of the water. Flutterous featherus! Ah! But it won't stay still! Flutterous featherus!
Sofia: (pants) Don't worry, I'll get it. Or you might hit something else! I think you should stop...
James: I did it! Flutterous terminus.
Baileywick: Children, please, the ceremony.
James: We've got to get this to Amber.
Sofia: Before she tells everyone she won't be queen.
James: Let's go.
James: Amber, no!
Sofia: We have the ring.
Amber: You do?
James: And you're still the heir to the throne.
Amber: I am?
James: (gasps) Oh, no!
Roland: What in the kingdom is that?
James: It's a kondracki.
Roland: Wait, kondrackis don't have wings.
James: Well, this one does.
Roland: Everyone, take cover under the tables!
Amber: Where did that thing come from?
Sofia: James, I think you gave that kondracki wings with the Whenever-Wings Wand.
James: I know, Sofia. We've got to change it back.
Sofia: Flutterous terminus. Flutterous terminus! Oh, he's too far away and moving too fast.
James: What do we do?
Sofia: We need a plan.
Amber: Don't look at me. I was a disaster as the future leader.
James: You weren't a disaster, Amber. You were great.
Amber: Oh, what are you talking about? I messed everything up.
James: (sighs) Only because I set the fish loose and did everything else I could think of to make things harder for you.
Amber: You what?
James: I'm really, really sorry, Amber. I thought you shouldn't be queen, but now I see you're great at it. You even like doing the boring stuff.
Amber: So, I didn't really mess things up?
Sofia: No, you were amazing.
Amber: Thank you, Sofia. Okay, people, we have a kondracki to stop and a wedding to save. Sofia, I need you to find Aunt Tilly and Sir Bartleby and make sure they're all right.
Sofia: Okay.
Amber: I'll help keep the wedding guests safe. And James... Uh...
Sofia: I know what he can do. (whispers something to Amber)
Amber: Oh! Yes! James, we could really use your knight skills.
James: Got it!
Sofia: Are you two okay?
Tilly: Oh, we're fine, Sofia, but I don't remember inviting a kondracki.
Sofia: What does he even want?
Kondracki: Cake! Cake!
Sofia: Cake? He's just after some cake?
Tilly: Most kondrackis do have a sweet tooth.
Sofia: I've got to tell Amber.
Amber: (speaks Gaelic)
Sofia: Amber! Amber! The kondracki, I think it's after the wedding cake.
Amber: Guards, go protect the cake.
Kondracki: Cake! Cake!
Amber: Guards! Cut a slice of cake, and we can use some to lure him away. Oh, but just one piece because, dessert is really for the invited guests. James, see if you can get him to follow you away from the wedding.
James: Hey, kondracki, you want cake? I got cake for ya! I can't get his attention. I need to get closer.
Sofia: Flutterous featherus.
James: Whoa, brilliant!
Sofia: Go get him, James.
James: Yoo-hoo, you want some cake? Follow me!
Amber: Go, James, go!
James: It's all yours, kondracki!
Sofia: Flutterous terminus!
James: You did it, Sofia!
Sofia: We all did it. Flutterous terminus.
Roland: Sofia, James, that was fantastic!
Grand Mum: You were braver than the bravest knight!
Amber: You protected us all.
Sofia: James, you said you wanted to protect the kingdom without doing any of the boring king stuff. Why don't you be a knight?
James: Yeah, maybe you're right. Actually, I think that's all I've ever really wanted to be!
Amber: Enchancia will be lucky to have such a brave defender. In fact, my first act as queen is to declare you First Knight of the Realm!
Grand Mum: That's very sweet, but, Amber, I'm afraid you cannot do that.
Roland: Not until you are officially queen.
Amber: Oh. Well, then when I become queen, it will be my first act.
Sofia: Um, guys? As Tilly's maid of honor, I should probably remind you we need to make sure she gets married today.
Grand Mum: That's true.
Roland: Whoops.
Baileywick: And do you, Duchess Matilda, take Sir Bartleby to be your husband?
Tilly: I do.
Baileywick: Then, by the power vested in me by King Roland of Enchancia, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Or as we like to call you, adventurer and knight.
Sofia: Huzzah, Tilly.
Grand Mum: And I said...
James: Yay!
Grand Mum: ...I wouldn't cry.
Sofia: Now? Uh, okay! Flutterous featherus (to Tilly). Flutterous featherus (to Sir Bartleby). Flutterous featherus (to Amber). Flutterous featherus (to James). Flutterous featherus!