Below is a transcribed copy of the Sofia the First episode "Cool Hand Fluke".
| Speaker | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| Princess Oona | Keep your eyes open, everyone. |
| Sven | I'll keep 'em both open. |
| Fluke | No one is better at Capture the Conch than me. Watch this. |
| Slim | Go for it, Fluke, go! |
| Flip | I got him. |
| Shelly | No, I do. Ah. |
| Princess Oona | I got ya, Fluke. |
| Fluke | You sure about that, Oona? Ha! Capture the conch. I win again. |
| Flip | Nice move. |
| Shelly | You're so fast, Fluke. |
| Slim | Lookin' good, Fluke. I don't know how you do it. |
| Fluke | It just comes naturally. Hey, you guys, why'd the octopus cross the reef? To get to the other tide. |
| Slim | Oh, Fluke, you crack me up. |
| Fluke | Who want to watch me juggle sea urchins? |
| Flip | I do. |
| Shelly | Me, too. |
| Princess Oona | It's the Floating Palace. |
| Fluke | The floating what? |
| Princess Oona | Princess Sofia's ship. She's back! |
| Sven | Sofia's back? Wait for me, Oona. |
| King Roland II | It sure feels good to be back at Merroway Cove. |
| Princess Sofia | It's too bad Mr. Cedric didn't want to come this time. |
| Queen Miranda | He said he couldn't think of a more monstrous vacation, whatever that means. |
| Princess Amber | Oh, this is so relaxing. |
| Prince James | Last one in is a rotten fish egg. |
| Princess Amber | James, you got my bathing suit all wet. |
| Prince James | Isn't that what it's for? |
| Princess Amber | That is the last thing it's for. |
| Baileywick | Your beverage and sun spectacles, Princess Amber. |
| Princess Amber | Wonderful, Baileywick. Thank you. |
| Princess Sofia | It's so nice of the mermaids to let us visit whenever we want. |
| King Roland II | It sure is. |
| Queen Miranda | Perhaps we should do something to show our appreciation. |
| King Roland II | Like sending a thank-you note. |
| Queen Miranda | Or throwing them a party tonight. |
| Princess Sofia | Great idea, Mom. |
| Princess Amber | Ooh, I'll wear my finest beach gown. |
| Baileywick | There's just one problem, Your Majesties. How do we invite the merpeople? |
| King Roland II | Ah! Good point. None of us can really dive all the way down there to tell them. |
| Princess Sofia | I can. I mean, uh... I can go try to find my mermaid friend Oona. She comes up to the surface a lot. She can tell everyone. |
| Prince James | Or we can tie an invitation to our anchor and drop it over their castle. |
| King Roland II | Let's try Sofia's plan. |
| Princess Sofia | Great. I'll go look for her at the beach. |
| Queen Miranda | Tell Oona the party will start at sunset. |
| Princess Sofia | Okay, Mom. Oona! |
| Princess Oona | Sofia! I'm so glad you're back. |
| Princess Sofia | Me, too. |
| Sven | Me, three. |
| Princess Sofia | Guess what, guys. My family's throwing a party at sunset for all the mermaids. |
| Princess Oona | Fun. |
| Sven | Oh, I can't wait to tell everyone. |
| Princess Sofia | Can you guys spread the word about the party? |
| Princess Oona | Yeah, sure. |
| Sven | Ah-ah-ah-ah. Let me handle this. The sea pony express is at your service, my lady. All right, sea-ponies. Tell Queen Emmaline and all the merfolks in Merroway Cove Sofia's family is throwing a party at sunset by the Floating Palace, and everyone's invited! Go! Well, that takes care of that. |
| Princess Oona | Let's go find my friends, Sofia. They didn't get to meet you last time. |
| Princess Sofia | Okay. |
| Princess Oona | This way. |
| Sven | Whoa. Wait for me. |
| Princess Oona | Hey, everyone. Look who's here. Princess Sofia. |
| Flip | Great to meet you. |
| Princess Sofia | You too. |
| Shelly | We've heard so much about you, Sofia. What's it like being able to turn into a mermaid? |
| Flip | Can you switch back and forth any time you want? |
| Shelly | What's it like having legs? |
| Flip | What's it like living on land? |
| Princess Sofia | It's much drier up there. |
| Fluke | Excuse me. Is anyone going to introduce me? |
| Princess Oona | Oh, sorry. This is Fluke. |
| Fluke | And you are? |
| Princess Sofia | Sofia. Nice to meet you. |
| Fluke | It always is. Now, if you don't mind, I have some sea urchins to juggle. |
| Princess Oona | Oh, oh, I forgot to tell you all the best part. Sofia's family's throwing a beach party tonight, and we're all invited. |
| Flip | No way! |
| Shelly | I'm so excited. Ooh, what's your family like, Sofia? |
| Flip | Are they all human? |
| Princess Oona | What else would they be? |
| Fluke | I don't get it, Slim. What makes her so special? |
| Slim | Probably being human, if I had to guess. |
| Fluke | Well, I don't see what's so special about that. |
| Slim | It's not special at all, Fluke. How dare they pay attention to her and not you? Oh, it really blows my bubbles. |
| Shelly | That's really special of your parents to throw a party for us. |
| Princess Oona | Maybe we should do something for them in return. |
| Flip | We could give them a gift. |
| Princess Oona | Or we could play a song for them. We have a band. |
| Princess Sofia | You do? That sounds like a terrific gift. |
| Flip | Hey, let's play one of our songs for Sofia. |
| Princess Oona | Do you wanna hear one? |
| Princess Sofia | Sure. |
| Shelly | We'll get the instruments. |
| Fluke | A song? What kind of gift is that? I could do much better. |
| Slim | So much better. So what are you gonna get? |
| Fluke | Oh, um... I know. I'll get the pearl out of that giant clam. Now that's a gift fit for a king and queen. |
| Slim | You'll be the star fish of the party. |
| Princess Oona | Okay, guys, a-one, a-two, a-one, two, three, four. |
| Shelly | ♪ When it's your turn to do your thing |
| Slim | So, Fluke, how are you planning to get the pearl without that giant clam chomping you? |
| Fluke | Come on. With my blazing speed, that clam has no chance. Ow! My tail! |
| Shelly | ♪ Your moment to shine |
| Slim | Guys, Fluke needs help. |
| Princess Oona | Huh? |
| Princess Sofia | What's wrong? |
| Shelly | Fluke! |
| Fluke | I can't get out. |
| Princess Oona | You guys, help me open the clam. |
| Shelly | It's no use. |
| Flip | It won't budge. |
| Princess Sofia | Hmm. Oh! Let me try this. Oh! |
| Princess Oona | Great thinking, Sofia. |
| Shelly | You saved him. |
| Fluke | Look at that, Slim. She could do anything and they'd love her. |
| Princess Sofia | Are you okay, Fluke? |
| Fluke | I didn't really need your help, you know. |
| Princess Sofia | Oh, well, it seemed like you did. |
| Flip | Oh, my horn! |
| Princess Sofia | Oh, I'm sorry, Flip. It was the only way to pry that clam open. |
| Flip | I know. It's okay. |
| Princess Oona | What were you thinking, Fluke, swimming so close to that giant clam? |
| Fluke | I was trying to get a better gift for Sofia's family than some silly song. |
| Princess Oona | Well, with no mantacorn horn, our band can't play for them now. |
| Sven | Yeah, the horn really defines their sound. |
| Princess Sofia | What's a mantacorn? |
| Princess Oona | You've never seen a mantacorn? |
| Sven | Oh, it's a big, scary manta ray with a really sharp horn sticking out of its forehead. |
| Princess Oona | Mantacorns shed their horns every year and grow new ones, but they keep the old ones in a special cave like treasure. |
| Flip | We were lucky to have this one. |
| Fluke | I know where we can get another one. In the mantacorn's cave. |
| Shelly | No! |
| Princess Oona | We can't go in there, Fluke. I've head whoever swims into that cave doesn't swim out. |
| Fluke | That mantacorn's old and sleeps all the time. I'll swim in and grab one of his old horns before he even wakes up. |
| Princess Sofia | That doesn't sound like a good idea. |
| Fluke | Not if you're slow, but if you're quick like me, it's no problem. Back in a flash. |
| Princess Oona | I'm worried about Fluke. He could really get hurt. |
| Princess Sofia | Then we can't let him do it. |
| Princess Oona | You're right, Sofia. We should stop him. |
| Sven | I agree 100%. You should stop him. |
| Princess Oona | Come on, Sven. We'll be back. Where's Fluke? |
| Slim | He already went inside. |
| Princess Sofia | We should go in after him. |
| Princess Oona | But we might wake up the mantacorn. |
| Sven | I concur. The best course of action is to stay right here where it's perfectly safe. |
| Princess Sofia | Look out! |
| Princess Oona | We're trapped. |
| Sven | What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? |
| Princess Sofia | Let's get out of sight. |
| Sven | I'm done for. |
| Princess Oona | Sven, get it together. It'll be okay. |
| Sven | No, it won't. Seahorses are a mantacorn's favorite food. |
| Slim | He's right. They can eat, like, a whole herd in one sitting. |
| Sven | I'm like a floating pink soufflé. |
| Princess Sofia | Maybe there's another way out of here. I'll take a look. Fluke. Over here. |
| Fluke | What are you doing here? I said I'd get the horn. |
| Princess Oona | We came to stop you before you get hurt. |
| Fluke | I'm fine. Just get outta here. |
| Princess Sofia | We can't, Fluke. The entrance is blocked. Look. |
| Fluke | Don't worry about it. I'll figure out a way to get us out after I find the stash of old horns. |
| Princess Oona | There's no time for that. |
| Slim | Shh! You'll wake the mantacorn. |
| Princess Sofia | Look. I think we can sneak past him now. |
| Fluke | Not until I find a mantacorn horn. Whoa, look. There's one. I'm gonna get it. |
| Princess Oona | No way. You'll wake him up for sure. Let's just go. |
| Princess Sofia | Oona's right. Everyone follow me. |
| Fluke | Follow you? I'm the leader of this pack. |
| Princess Oona | Fluke! |
| Mantacorn | Hey! |
| Princess Oona | Fluke! |
| Fluke | Huh? Aah! |
| Mantacorn | What's this? Horn thieves. |
| Fluke | This way. |
| Mantacorn | Get back here. |
| Sven | Swim for your lives! |
| Mantacorn | Argh! I'll skewer ya. |
| Sven | You don't really wanna eat me. I'm bony, kinda fishy. Way past my "eat by" date. I don't wanna be a Sven-kabob! |
| Mantacorn | Argh. Where'd ya go? |
| Princess Oona | Fluke, why did you try to take that horn? |
| Princess Sofia | We could've gotten away. |
| Fluke | Ah, don't sweat it, Princess. I've got it all under control. Here's the plan. I'll swim out there and get the mantacorn to chase me. Then you can all sneak out while he's busy with me. |
| Princess Oona | That's way too risky. |
| Fluke | Risk is my middle name. |
| Slim | I thought it was Clarence. |
| Fluke | Shh! |
| Mantacorn | Nobody pilfers me precious horns. |
| Princess Sofia | I don't want you to get hurt, Fluke. We need to stick together so we can all get out of here. |
| Fluke | Okay, fine. There's gotta be a back tunnel that leads out of the caves. We just have to find it. Follow me, everyone. |
| Princess Oona | No way, Fluke. We would've already gotten out if you hadn't tried to get that mantacorn horn. I'm not following you anywhere. |
| Fluke | I'd guess you'd rather follow the princess. Well, go on, Sofia. Be everyone's hero, just like before. |
| Mantacorn | Oh, when I find those little cave robbers... |
| Princess Sofia | Is that why you tried to take the horn, because everyone started paying attention to me instead of you? |
| Fluke | Well, I, uh... |
| Princess Oona | Fluke. |
| Fluke | All right, yes. I mean, everyone looked up to me until you showed up. I thought if I got the horn, I'd be the hero. |
| Princess Sofia | Fluke, it doesn't matter who leads the way, as long as we all make it out all right. |
| Fluke | I guess you're right. |
| Princess Sofia | Good, because I think we should find that back tunnel. |
| Princess Oona | Lead the way, Sofia. |
| Mantacorn | Come out, come out, wherever you are. |
| Princess Sofia | Come on. This way. |
| Mantacorn | There you are, you sneak thieves! |
| Princess Oona | Hurry, Sofia! Come on. |
| Princess Sofia | I'm trying. |
| Sven | He's gaining on us! I'm too young to be lunch. |
| Fluke | Keep going! |
| Mantacorn | There's nowhere to swim. |
| Princess Oona | Hurry, Sofia. |
| Princess Sofia | I can't go any faster. |
| Fluke | Come on! Come on! |
| Princess Oona | In here, Sofia. |
| Princess Sofia | There's the way out. |
| Fluke | Wait. We should go this way. |
| Princess Oona | There's too much seaweed. |
| Fluke | I know. I have a plan. |
| Princess Oona | You're not just doing this to show off, are you? |
| Fluke | No. It's the only way we'll get away. You've gotta trust me. |
| Mantacorn | Don't be takin' me horns. I'll skewer ya! |
| Sven | I don't go where we go as long as we go now! |
| Princess Sofia | Okay. I say we go Fluke's way. |
| Fluke | Follow me, guys. |
| Princess Oona | Okay. |
| Fluke | Whoa! |
| Princess Sofia | Why are you stopping? |
| Fluke | There they are. The entire stash of mantacorn horns. |
| Princess Oona | Fluke. |
| Princess Sofia | We have to go. |
| Mantacorn | Get back here. |
| Fluke | Come on. |
| Princess Sofia | He's too fast! |
| Fluke | Everyone grab onto me. Hold on. |
| Princess Oona | I told you, Fluke, there's too much seaweed. |
| Fluke | Just swim through it. Through here. |
| Shelly | There you are. |
| Flip | We were worried. |
| Mantacorn | Blasted seaweed! Ya fish-tailed hornswogglers. |
| Flip | Mantacorn! |
| Fluke. | Don't worry, Flip. He can't get us. He's stuck in the seaweed. |
| Princess Sofia | That was your plan? |
| Fluke | Yep. |
| Slim | So we're safe? |
| Sven | We're safe. Thanks, Fluke. You're our hero. |
| Fluke | I am? |
| Princess Sofia | You are. You saved all of us. |
| Princess Oona | Good thinking, Fluke, getting him stuck in that seaweed. |
| Mantacorn | Argh. You little mer-monsters. What did I ever do to you? |
| Sven | Um, you tried to skewer us. |
| Mantacorn | I was just mindin' my own business, takin' a nap. And you tried to steal me horn. Now look at me. |
| Princess Sofia | Oh. We can't just leave him like that. |
| Sven | Yeah, sure, we can. |
| Slim | Probably better that way. |
| Princess Sofia | I'm going to help him. |
| Princess Oona | Me, too. |
| Fluke | I'm comin'. |
| Sven | I'm just gonna hang back here, or flee. |
| Princess Sofia | This is really untangled. There you go, sir. |
| Mantacorn | That's much better. |
| Princess Sofia | We're really sorry about all this, Mr. Mantacorn. We just needed a new horn for my friends' band. |
| Mantacorn | Well, you coulda just asked me. I'm happy to lend you a horn. I love music. |
| Princess Sofia | You do? |
| Mantacorn | Of course. Now, what kind of horn do you need? I've got a bunch of tenors, a few altos. Can you play me a tune? I really love surf music and new wave, too. Although I am partial to old wave. |
| Sven | Ah, here he comes again! Don't eat me! |
| Mantacorn | It's okay, little guy. Mantacorns don't eat seahorses. That's just and old mer-wives' tale. |
| Slim | Really? What do they eat? |
| Mantacorn | Pufferfish. |
| Princess Amber | Where is everyone? Oh, please don't tell me I got all dressed up for nothing. |
| Queen Miranda | Maybe Sofia couldn't find Oona, and the merpeople don't know about the party. |
| Prince James | Well, look on the bright side. More food for us. |
| Baileywick | Let's give them a little more time, shall we? |
| King Roland II | Huh. Something's happening. |
| Princess Amber | Oh, here they come! |
| King Roland II | Welcome, everyone. |
| Queen Miranda | But where is Sofia? |
| Princess Sofia | Mom, Dad. |
| King Roland II | I guess you found Oona. |
| Princess Sofia | Uh-huh, and we have a special surprise for everyone. |
| Queen Miranda | What's that? |
| Princess Sofia | A little performance, just for us. Okay, gang. |
| Princess Oona | May I present to you the Mer-tones, performing a special song in honor of the king and queen of Enchancia. |
| Sven | Hit it, merkids. |
| Princess Sofia | ♪ The show is just about to start |
| The Mer-tones | ♪ It's your moment to shine ♪ |
| Shelly | ♪ And you're gonna ace it ♪ |
| The Mer-tones | ♪ Your moment to shine |
| Fluke | ♪ I used to think I had to be |
| The Mer-tones | ♪ Now we know that it's our moment to shine |
| Queen Miranda | Bravo! |
| King Roland II | Fantastic! |