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Below is a transcribed copy of the Sofia the First episode "Princess Adventure Club".

Speaker Dialogue
[Open at Royal Preparatory Academy.]
Princess Zooey Hey, hi there. Is this seat free?
Princess Penelope Oh, sorry. I'm saving it for a friend.
Princess Zooey Oh, of course. Never mind. Hiya. Can I sit here?
Prince Chad Sure, it's all yours. We're just leaving for band practice.
Princess Zooey Oh... Thanks.
Princess Sofia Princess Zooey?
Princess Zooey You know me?
Princess Sofia Not yet. But I remembered when you toured the school. I'm Sofia. Would you like to sit with me?
Princess Zooey That would be nice. It's a little weird being in a school.
Princess Sofia Why is it weird?
Princess Zooey Well, my family used to travel all the time. So, I just had private tutors until now.
Princess Sofia So, this is your first day of real school ever?
Princess Zooey Yep. I've crossed the crystal desert, ridden down lava rapids, and gone swimming with ice sharks in winter, but I've never stayed in one place long enough to go to school or call someplace home. Or, you know, make any real friends.
Princess Sofia I'll make sure you meet everyone. Hey, guys, this is Zooey. It's her first day. These are my friends. Hildegard.
Princess Hildegard Welcome.
Princess Sofia Clio.
Princess Clio It's good to meet you.
Princess Sofia Kari.
Princess Kari Hey there.
Princess Sofia And Lakshmi.
Princess Lakshmi Hello, Zooey.
Princess Zooey Nice to met you all.
Princess Kari I love your pin.
Princess Zooey Oh, thanks. I found it when I was pearl diving off the coast of West Rubinia. And it was underneath an electric eel. So, it was not easy to get.
Princess Clio How did you do it?
Princess Zooey For diving, you just need a special kind of...
Princess Amber You'll never believe what I found... a meteor! It's a rock that fell all the way from outer space.
Princess Zooey Um, actually, it's called a "meteor" when it streaks through the sky. But once it lands on earth, it's called a "meteorite." So, that's a meteorite.
Princess Amber Who are you?
Princess Zooey I'm Zooey. I'm new.
Princess Amber Well, Zooey, please don't interrupt me again, okay?
Princess Zooey But, I didn't. I was talking when you walked up.
Princess Amber Excuse me, but I'm still talking. Please wait your turn. Now, who wants to hold my meteor first?
Princess Hildegard Me first.
Princess Lakshmi Me, me!
Princess Clio I do.
Princess Sofia Zooey, wait! Amber...
Princess Amber Oh, you can hold it too, Sofia. Just wait your turn. Lakshmi, you first.
Princess Sofia Sorry about that.
Princess Zooey I thought I was finally starting to make friends until that princess came up, interrupted me, and then blamed me for it. Who is she, anyway?
Princess Sofia That's my sister Amber.
Princess Zooey Oh.
Princess Sofia She's usually friendlier. Listen, I was the new girl once too. And I know it's hard, but I promise it'll get easier.
Princess Zooey I don't know, Sofia.

♪ I've traveled around the globe
On hundreds of far-flung trips
I've scaled towering mountains
And sailed on pirate ships
I've outrun minotaurs
Leapt from runaway wagons
Parachuted off cliffs
Gone wing-walking on dragons

Yeah, all that and much more
I sure know how to do
But when it comes to making friends
I just don't have a clue
Yeah, put me in a jungle
And I know how to thrive
But in a royal school
How can I survive? ♪

Princess Sofia You could host a slumber party.
Princess Zooey What's a slumber party?
Princess Sofia Or you could join a team.
Princess Zooey I don't play any sports.
Princess Sofia Then, maybe, you could start a club.
Princess Zooey Ooh, what kind of club?
Princess Sofia Well, you like going on adventures. How about an adventure club?
Princess Zooey That's perfect! I'll start a Princess Adventure Club.
Princess Sofia And I'll be your first member.
Princess Zooey Welcome to the club.

♪ Yeah, there's a whole lot in the world
That I know how to do
And when it comes to making friends
I've a chance at that now too
Put me in a jungle
Yeah I know how to thrive
And in this royal school
now I might just survive
Yeah, when it comes to making friends
It's finally true
I know how to
And that's because of you
I know how to
All because of you ♪

Wait, do you think anyone else will join, Sofia?

Princess Sofia Well, we won't know until we ask them. So, if you join the Princess Adventure Club, not only do you get to go on amazing adventures after school.
Princess Zooey You also get your very own gold carabiner.
Princess Vivian Ooh... What's a carabiner?
Princess Zooey You can hook it onto anything. Plus, there's a screwdriver hidden in this end. And over here is a fan.
Princess Vivian I'd like to join your club.
Princess Kari I'm in.
Princess Zooey Great. Super. Thank you.
Princess Sofia Don't forget to take a parent permission form. That's two more members. Oh, there's Amber. I bet she'll want to join too.
Princess Zooey Wait! I don't want her in the club.
Princess Sofia But...
Princess Zooey If she's there, she'll just turn it into the Amber Adventure Club, and I'll be left out again.
Princess Sofia Zooey, come back.
Princess Vivian Wow, what did Amber do to her?
Princess Sofia They got off to a bad start. I know they can be friends. I've just got to convince Zooey to give Amber a second chance.
Princess Zooey Welcome to the Princess Adventure Club's first adventure. Climb aboard, everyone.
Princess Sofia Where are we going?
Princess Zooey To the misty forests of Outer Marttinos.
Princess Sofia Ooh, sounds exciting.
Princess Vivian Uh-huh.
Princess Zooey Let's adventure!
[The misty forests of Outer Marttinos.]
Princess Zooey We're gonna be going fast, so keep your eyes open for mist.
Princess Kari What's so special about the mist?
Princess Zooey It's not just mist, it's twisty-mist! You'll see.
Princess Sofia Whoo!
Princess Kari All right!
Princess Zooey There's some.
Princess Sofia Amazing.
Princess Vivian Whoa!
Princess Zooey If you're quick, you can grab some in your canteen to take home... Watch.
Princess Kari Wow.
Princess Sofia Zooey, this is really fun.
Princess Zooey I'm so glad you think so.
Princess Sofia You know who else would think so?
Princess Zooey Who?
Princess Sofia Amber.
Princess Zooey Ugh, I already told you, Sofia.
Princess Sofia I know, but she's really great once you get to know her. Also, she's my sister, and you're my new friend. SO, it would be nice if you guys could be friends too.
Princess Zooey Okay. I'll think about it.
Princess Kari Zooey, this is awesome!
Princess Lakshmi Whoo!
[Royal Preparatory Academy.]
Princess Vivian It was so much fun, and look what we brought back.
Princess Clio Whoa.
Princess Hildegard Incredible.
Princess Clio What are they?
Princess Hildegard Does it matter? I must have them. Catch them, Clio. Hurry!
Princess Amber What's everyone talking about?
Princess Hildegard Zooey's Princess Adventure Club. We have to join, Amber.
Princess Clio Yes, we do.
Princess Amber Huh, a Princess Adventure Club?
Princess Hildegard I heard all about your club...
Princess Clio Zooey.
Princess Hildegard Uh, Zooey. And luckily for you, I want to be in it.
Princess Clio So do I.
Princess Lakshmi Me too.
Princess Zooey Great! Welcome to the Princess Adventure Club.
Princess Sofia More members, more friends.
Princess Zooey We'll meet after school tomorrow for the next adventure.
Princess Clio Great. See you tomorrow.
Princess Zooey Hmm.
Princess Amber So, I heard you started a club.
Princess Zooey I'm sorry, the club is full.
Princess Amber What?
Princess Sofia It is? Since when?
Princess Zooey Since just now. Sorry.
Princess Amber You don't sound sorry. Hmph!
Princess Sofia You said you were going to let her in, Zooey.
Princess Zooey I said I'd think about it, and I did. Amber really wasn't nice to me, Sofia. And I don't want her in my club.
Princess Sofia Oh.
[Night at Enchancia Castle.]
Princess Amber Oh, here, use the crowbar.
Princess Sofia Amber?
Princess Amber Your new friend isn't very friendly, Sofia.
Princess Sofia The thing is, on her first day, she was sitting with all our friends, and then you came over and interrupted her.
Princess Amber She interrupted me!
Princess Sofia No, you interrupted her. You just didn't notice. And you made her feel really left out.
Princess Amber I didn't mean to make her feel left out. And now, she's leaving me out on purpose. Mallet, please. Ah, but it doesn't matter now because I'm starting my own club... The Amber Adventure Club!
Princess Sofia Really? Why? I'm sure you two could patch things up if you just talk to each other.
Princess Amber Oh, it's too late for that, Sofia. I already had a dozen adventure tiaras made. See?
Princess Sofia Oh.
Princess Amber And my club is going to be a hundred times better than Zooey's club, with its precious little knick-knacks. I mean, what's so great about those gold carab... whatever it's? They're just oversized paper clips. The Amber Adventure Club tiaras are far more fabulous than that!
Princess Sofia They are nice.
Princess Amber Oh, I'm glad you like them. Because you are my first member.
Princess Sofia Oh, thanks, Amber. I guess I can be in both clubs.
Princess Amber But you'll like mine better, right?
[The exterior of the school.]
Princess Amber Excuse me, I have an announcement. I am starting the Amber Adventure Club. And anyone who joins gets a very special... adventure tiara!
Princess Clio Ooh...
Princess Hildegard La-la!
Princess Sofia Uh-oh.
Princess Amber Sofia's already in. Where's your tiara?
Princess Sofia Oh, right here.
Princess Kari I'll join your club, Amber.
Princess Amber Fabulous! How about everyone else?
Princess Zooey What are you doing?
Princess Amber Starting my own club. The Amber Adventure Club.
Princess Zooey You're taking all my new friends.
Princess Amber No. I'm just trying to get my friends to join my club. Hmm!
Princess Sofia You know what? I have a great idea. Why don't you two join your clubs together? It'll be the One Big Happy Adventure Club. Doesn't that sound great?
Princess Amber and Princess Zooey No!
Princess Zooey If you guys want to be in my club, you can't be in her club too.
Princess Sofia Zooey, wait.
Princess Zooey And today, my club is going on the absolute best adventure yet.
Princess Amber Oh, how great could it possibly be if it doesn't come with an adventure tiara?
Princess Zooey We are going to the Diamond Tide Pools of Albini Island.
Princess Vivian Wow.
Princess Clio Seriously?
Princess Hildegard Gasp of joy.
Princess Zooey And we're going to take my new hot-air balloon hydrofoil to get there. It's the kind of adventure no other club can offer.
Princess Amber How dare you!
Princess Kari That really does sound fun.
Princess Clio I've always wanted to ride in a hydrofoil.
Princess Hildegard And I've always wanted more diamonds.
Princess Amber What? You're all choosing her club?
Princess Hildegard Sorry, Amber... Diamonds.
Princess Clio But we'll do something else with you soon.
Princess Amber What about you, Sofia?
Princess Zooey Sofia, we started this club together. You were my first member.
Princess Sofia Yes, I know, Zooey. But I don't want to be part of a club that leaves out my sister.
Princess Amber Ah, well, come along, Sofia. We have big adventures to go on.
Princess Sofia I'm sorry, Zooey.
[The interior of the school.]
Princess Amber Oh, don't be disappointed, Sofia. You and I are going someplace even better than those rinky-dink tide pools.
Princess Sofia Where?
Princess Amber We are going there. Just above Albini Island is North Meekland, the site of the largest meteor shower ever recorded. And meteors...
Princess Sofia Meteorites.
Princess Amber Meteorites are so much better than boring old diamonds. Been there, worn that.
Princess Sofia That does sound like a good adventure.
Princess Amber It will be the best! Now, all we need is a few more members.
Princess Sofia But everyone else is in Zooey's club.
Princess Amber Oh, I'm sure we can find a few princesses somewhere.
[Cut to the hot-air balloon hydrofoil.]
Princess Zooey Is that everyone?
Princess Vivian Yep, I think so.
Princess Zooey So, um, Sofia didn't change her mind or anything?
Princess Vivian Nope. Sorry.
Princess Zooey That's okay. I've still got a whole hydrofoil full of friends. It's just what I wanted. All righty, we're ready.
Pilot Hold on! Still figuring out these gears, Princess.
Princess Zooey I think this is the right one.
[Cut to Princess Amber forming her club.]
Princess Amber You are now official members of the one and only Amber Adventure Club!
Prince Chad I'm in a club! I'm in a club!
Princess Amber Oh... Now, your Amber Adventure coach awaits.
Prince Chad Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
Princess Amber Oh!
Prince Chad Am I still in the club?
Princess Sofia Of course you are, Chad. Now let's go see those meteorites.
[Back to the hot-air balloon hydrofoil traversing across the ocean.]
Princess Zooey Look, we're here. Uh, take us in, please.
Pilot Aye aye, Captain Zooey.
[The balloon lands at Albini Islands.]
Princess Hildegard Diamonds, here I come.
Princess Vivian Zooey, are you sure you're okay?
Princess Zooey Oh, yeah. Really excited for this adventure. Um, it's just... I wish Sofia were here, that's all.
Princess Vivian It would be nice if Sofia and Amber were here.
Princess Zooey Why does everyone want Amber to be here so badly?
[Zooey accidentally touches a control with her bag before she leaves, causing the balloon to go out of control.]
Princess Zooey Uh-oh! Grab on!
Pilot We're just not strong enough!
Princess Hildegard What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
Princess Clio Ah!
Pilot Whoa!
Princess Zooey Oh, no!
Pilot Ah...
Princess Zooey Don't panic. We can still catch it. Ugh, it won't reach. The hydrofoil is too high.
Princess Hildegard and Princess Clio Oh...
Princess Vivian Now what?
Pilot I'll go look for help. Maybe there's a village on the far side of the island.
Princess Zooey I'm so sorry. But, at least, it's a real adventure now.
[Cut to Amber's Amber Adventure Club riding a coach.]
Princess Sofia What's that?
Princess Amber What? It's coming our way. What is it?
Princess Sofia It's Zooey's Balloon. But they're not in it. Where are they?
Prince Chad Is that them on the island?
Princess Sofia Wait, it is them. We have to help them.
Princess Amber Do we, really?
Princess Sofia Amber, Zooey's in trouble, and so are the others. Maybe you can be the bigger princess here and help her, even though you two aren't getting along.
Princess Amber Oh... all right, I'll help.
Princess Sofia Thank you.
Princess Amber Coachman, please take us to Albini Island.
Coachman Yes, milady. Hyah!
Princess Hildegard We're never going to get home. We're never going to get home. We're never going to get home!
Princess Kari Look! It's Sofia and Amber!
Princess Zooey What?
Princess Vivian They're flying right toward us.
Princess Clio Oh, thank goodness! We're saved.
Princess Zooey Run for cover!
[The coach hits a rock, causing one of its wheels to fall and break.]
Princess Vivian Sofia!
Princess Clio Amber!
Princess Hildegard We are so happy to see you.
Princess Zooey What are you doing all the way out here?
Princess Amber Ugh, don't worry. I'm not trying to get into your club.
Princess Sofia We saw your balloon and thought you might need some help.
Princess Zooey Oh, thank you. But can we all fit in your coach?
Coachman I'm afraid not. Five is the maximum royal occupancy. And no one will be riding in it unless I can fix this wheel. Hmm, does anyone have a screwdriver? Oh... thanks.
Princess Sofia Zooey, if I bring you out to your balloon, can you fly it back here?
Princess Zooey I think so, but... how can you get me out there?
Princess Sofia I'll fly you over on one of the horses.
Princess Zooey Then you could lower me down to the balloon. But I don't think you can do it on your own.
Princess Amber Then, I'll go too.
Princess Zooey You? You'll help me?
Princess Amber Yes, it looks like I will.
Princess Zooey Thank you. I... I don't know what I would've done without you. Both of you.
Princess Sofia Hyah!
Princess Amber Hyah!
Princess Vivian Good luck!
Princess Clio You can do it.
Princess Hildegard There's no way they can do it.
Princess Zooey Over there, I see it. We have to catch it before it disappears into those clouds.
Princess Sofia We need to go faster. It's getting away!
Princess Sofia, Princess Amber, and Princess Zooey Hyah!
Princess Zooey Fly with the trade winds. It'll give us a boost.
Princess Sofia Great.
Princess Zooey Be alert. These winds can shift in an instant.
Princess Sofia Don't worry, we've got you.
Princess Zooey I know. I just need to adjust this... There. Fly steady, I'm going down.
Princess Sofia Be careful.
Princess Zooey Always. I'm on. Ah!
Princess Amber Hang on! I've got you.
Princess Sofia Are you okay?
Princess Zooey Yeah, I think so.
Princess Amber Oh, Zooey, be careful.
Princess Zooey I will. Thanks, Amber. I'm onboard. Thanks. You can let go.
Princess Amber That oversized paper clip sure comes in handy.
[Zooey steers the balloon back to the other princesses.]
Princess Lakshmi Oh... we're doomed.
Princess Clio They're coming back!
Princess Hildegard They did it? I knew it all along.
Pilot Good news. I found enough wood to make a raft.
Coachman Wheel's all fixed. I've saved the day.
Princesses Yeah!
Princess Zooey All right, who's ready to see those tide pools?
Princess Vivian I am.
Princess Clio Count me in.
Princess Hildegard It's about time.
Princess Zooey Amber... I'm sorry I didn't let you into my club. I... I was just afraid that if you were around, no one would pay attention to me.
Princess Amber Oh, I understand. And I'm sorry if I was rude.
Princess Zooey You were...
Princess Amber Then I'm sorry.
Princess Zooey That's okay. So, would you like to be in the Princess Adventure Club? It's a fan, see?
Princess Amber Oh, well, this is a handy little knick-knack.
Princess Zooey Welcome to the club.
Princess Amber Actually, I have a better idea. Why don't we join our clubs together?
Princess Zooey I'd love that.
Princess Sofia We'll be one big happy Adventure Club.
Princess Hildegard Diamonds! Everywhere! And they're all for me! Uh-uh, Clio, that one's mine.
Princess Clio Hildy!
Transcripts
Season 1
"Just One of the Princes" | "The Big Sleepover" | "Let the Good Times Troll" | "Cedric's Apprentice" | "A Royal Mess" | "The Shy Princess" | "Blue Ribbon Bunny" | "The Princess Test" | "Baileywick's Day Off" | "Tri-Kingdom Picnic" | "The Little Witch" | "Two to Tangu" | "Finding Clover" | "The Amulet of Avalor" | "The Buttercups" | "Make Way for Miss Nettle" | "The Amulet and the Anthem" | "Tea for Too Many" | "Princess Butterfly" | "Great Aunt-Venture" | "The Baker King" | "Holiday in Enchancia" | "Four's a Crowd"
Season 2
"Two Princesses and a Baby" | "The Enchanted Feast" | "The Flying Crown" | "Mom's the Word" | "The Silent Knight" | "Enchanted Science Fair" | "King for a Day" | "When You Wish Upon a Well" | "Gizmo Gwen" | "Sofia the Second" | "Mystic Meadows" | "Princesses to the Rescue!" | "Ghostly Gala" | "The Emerald Key" | "Scrambled Pets" | "The Princess Stays in the Picture" | "Baileywhoops" | "Winter's Gift" | "The Leafsong Festival" | "Substitute Cedric" | "Clover Time" | "In a Tizzy" | "A Tale of Two Teams" | "The Littlest Princess" | "Buttercup Amber" | "Carol of the Arrow" | "Sidekick Clio"
Season 3
"Cool Hand Fluke" | "Minimus is Missing" | "Cedric Be Good" | "Princess Adventure Club" | "Minding the Manor" | "The Secret Library" | "New Genie on the Block" | "The Fliegel Has Landed" | "The Princess Ballet" | "All the Sprite Moves" | "Sofia in Elvenmoor" | "Stormy Lani" | "Lord of the Rink" | "The Secret Library: Olaf and the Tale of Miss Nettle" | "Gone with the Wand" | "Bad Little Dragon" | "Bunny Swap" | "Her Royal Spyness" | "Best in Air Show" | "Dads and Daughters Day" | "The Secret Library: The Tale of the Noble Knight" | "The Bamboo Kite" | "Beauty is the Beast" | "Cauldronation Day" | "Camp Wilderwood" | "Royal Vacation" | "Hexley Hall" | "The Princess Prodigy" | "One for the Books"
Season 4
"Day of the Sorcerers" | "The Secret Library: Tale of the Eternal Torch" | "The Crown of Blossoms" | "Pin the Blame on the Genie" | "The Mystic Isles: The Princess and the Protector" | "The Royal Dragon" | "The Mystic Isles: The Mare of the Mist" | "Through the Looking Back Glass" | "Princess Jade" | "Ivy's True Colors" | "Too Cute to Spook" | "Pirated Away" | "The Mystic Isles: The Falcon's Eye" | "The Mystic Isles: The Great Pretender" | "The Mystic Isles: A Very Mystic Wassalia" | "The Birthday Wish" | "In Cedric We Trust" | "The Mystic Isles: A Hero for the Hoodwinks" | "The Mystic Isles: Undercover Fairies" | "A Royal Wedding" | "The Royal School Fair" | "The Lost Pyramid" | "Return to Merroway Cove" | "The Elf Situation"
Television films
Sofia the First: Once Upon a Princess | Sofia the First: The Floating Palace | Sofia the First: The Curse of Princess Ivy | Elena and the Secret of Avalor | Sofia the First: The Mystic Isles | Sofia the First: Forever Royal