Below is a transcribed copy of the Sofia the First episode "Bad Little Dragon".
| Speaker | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| Princess Vivian | I'm so happy our parents said we could have a sleepover, Sofia. |
| Princess Sofia | Me too! |
| Crackle | A sleepover? A sleepover with my bestest bunny friend! Oh, we're going to have so much fun! I can make a campfire... |
| Clover | Crackle, I may be light and fluffy, but I am not a marshmallow. |
| Crackle | Sorry. Sorry. |
| Princess Vivian | We can make music, make Freezenburg braids, and have squishberries as a midnight snack. They're my favorites. |
| Princess Sofia | I can't wait. |
| Princess Vivian | Then we don't have to. Let's have some now. They're especially good warmed up. Crackle! |
| Crackle | Oh, I'm on. Check this out! |
| Princess Vivian | Perfect. |
| Princess Sofia | Thank you. |
| Crackle | Mmm! Yummy! |
| Princess Vivian | Squishberries are Crackle's favorite, too. |
| Clover | Ahem! Uh, food is my favorite. |
| Princess Sofia | Here you go, Clover. What was that? |
| Princess Vivian | Did you hear something? That is the cutest thing I've ever seen. |
| Princess Sofia | Clover, Crackle, come see this little guy. |
| Clover and Crackle | Aw! |
| Clover | Cuchi-cuchi-cuchi-coo! |
| Crispy | Ah! |
| Princess Sofia | Oh, poor little thing. It looks like he's all alone. |
| Princess Vivian | What should we do? |
| Princess Sofia | I don't know, but I don't think we can just leave him here. |
| Crispy | Ah! |
| Princess Vivian | Aw, look at that. I think he wants to come home with us. Maybe my parents will let me keep him. |
| Crackle | I've always wanted a baby dragon I didn't have to take care of. |
| Princess Vivian | Oh! Hmm. Do you like the shiny necklace? Come on. Let's get him home. |
| Crackle | Okay. |
| Princess Vivian | Crackle, you're a little bit too big for this basket. |
| Clover | Oh, what a cute little guy. |
| Princess Sofia | He's adorable! |
| Princess Vivian | Look, he smiled! Mom, Dad, we're home! |
| Queen Cecily | Hello, girls. How was the berry-picking? |
| Princess Sofia | We got tons of berries. |
| Queen Cecily | Great. I'll take those to the kitchen. Chef Pietro can make berry pie for dessert tonight. |
| Princess Vivian | Mom, we also got a little something extra. A baby dragon. Isn't he just the cutest thing ever? |
| King Marcus | Where did you find it? |
| Princess Sofia | In the woods. He was all alone. |
| Princess Vivian | Can I keep him? Please? |
| King Marcus | Oh, I don't know, Vivian. A baby dragon? They're so... messy. |
| Princess Vivian | Please, please, please, Dad. He's too tiny to make a mess. |
| King Marcus | Oh, all right. You can keep him. |
| Princess Vivian | Oh, thank you, Daddy! |
| Queen Cecily | He certainly is cute. |
| King Marcus | Yes, he is. |
| Crackle | All right already. We get it. He's cute. |
| King Marcus | We'll take the berries to the kitchen. |
| Princess Sofia | What are you going to name him? |
| Princess Vivian | Hmm... I need a name as sweet and cute and lovable as he is. How about... Crispy? |
| Crackle | Ugh! |
| Princess Vivian | ♪ I love your button nose |
| Crispy | Ah! Who me? |
| Princess Sofia | Yes, you! |
| Princess Vivian | Cuchi-coo! |
| Crackle | ♪ Watch how I char a stick |
| Princess Vivian | ♪ The moment that we met |
| Princess Sofia | ♪ Such a cutie pie |
| Crackle | ♪ I'll do my greatest stunts |
| Princess Vivian | ♪ From your shiny scales |
| Princess Vivian and Crispy | ♪ Doo-doo-doo doodlee doo ♪ |
| Crackle | ♪ Hey, Viv, hey, Viv, look at me, too ♪ Hello! |
| Princess Sofia and Princess Vivian! | ♪ Oh, you, oh, you, oh you |
| Crackle | Look at me, everybody! |
| Princess Vivian | Crackle, no loop-de-loops in the castle, remember? Oh, look, Crispy's tired. |
| Princess Sofia | Aw. I bet he needs a nap. |
| Princess Vivian | Let's get you a blankie. |
| Crackle | What blankie? My blankie? No! |
| Clover | Uh, Crackle, Crackle... use your inside fire. |
| Princess Vivian | Oh, I can play you a lullaby. |
| Princess Sofia | That's beautiful, Vivian. |
| Princess Vivian | Thank you. I just got it. It's a one-of-a-kind mandolin made just for me. And lullaby is just for you, Crispy. |
| Crackle | Oh, puh-lease. It's wasted on him. Babies can't appreciate good music. |
| Princess Sofia | I think it's working. |
| Princess Vivian | Aw! |
| Crackle | Aw! |
| Princess Sofia | Come on. Let's let him sleep. |
| Princess Vivian | Okay, we'll check on him after dinner. |
| Crackle | Ow! |
| Princess Vivian | Oops, sorry, Crackle. I didn't see you there. Come on. Let's go. |
| Crackle | No. Ugh! Did you see that, Clover? She didn't even notice me. |
| Clover | What are you talkin' about? |
| Crackle | Vivian. Now that she's got a new dragon, it's like she's forgotten all about me. |
| Clover | Oh, come on. You're just jealous. |
| Crackle | That's not true! |
| Clover | Ahhh! |
| Crackle | Oh, maybe it's a little true. But she gave him my blankie. |
| Clover | Crackle! You took a blankie from a tiny, helpless little baby? You are a grown dragon! |
| Crackle | But it's my blankie! |
| Clover | Come on. Give the little guy a break. He's probably cold, shivering, wishing he had something soft and warm to cling to. |
| Crackle | Oh, all right. All right. |
| Crispy | Finally! I thought that kid would never leave me alone. Now, I can get this caper started. |
| Crackle | What? Hold it right there! |
| Crispy | Um... Goo-goo... |
| Crackle | You're no baby. You can talk. Admit it. |
| Crispy | Uh... goo-goo ga-ga? |
| Crackle | Don't you goo-goo ga-ga me! You're a phony! |
| Crispy | All right. You found me out. I am really a grown-up dragon who just happens to have... an adorable baby face! So now you know my little secret. What say I cut you in on the job? |
| Crackle | Job? What are you talking about? |
| Crispy | I got a heist to pull off, see? There's a jewel room in this castle, and I'm going to rob it. I'll, uh, split the take with you if you keep quiet. What do you say, pal? |
| Crackle | I say, no way, you phony baby crook! |
| Crispy | Yeah, yeah, have it your way then. But if you're not with me, then I'm against you. I'm not gonna let some silly pet dragon get in my way! I'm gonna use this adorable face to make myself Vivian's number one, see? Yeah, I'll be in. You'll be out. |
| Crackle | Hmm! Clover! Listen. Crispy is not a baby. He's a mean, sneaky, grown-up dragon crook! |
| Clover | Little Crispy-Wispy? Ah, not possible. |
| Crackle | Totally possible. He's just pretending to be a baby so he can steal our castle jewels. |
| Clover | Now, that's just ridiculous! I think you're getting a little carried away with the jealousy. |
| Crackle | It's true. And, he told me he was going to... get rid of me. |
| Clover | Crackle, how's he gonna... get rid of you? He's just a tiny baby with tiny paws. |
| Chef Pietro | My pies! My pies! Someone ate all the squishberry pies! |
| Princess Vivian | What? |
| Chef Pietro | They're gone. All gone. Just crumbs... and scorch marks. |
| Princess Vivian | Scorch marks? Oh, Crackle, how could you? |
| Crackle | Me? |
| Princess Vivian | I'm so sorry, Chef Pietro. She's never done anything like this before. It's really not like her. |
| Crackle | Yeah. Because I didn't do it. It must've been Crispy. He's trying to make it look like I did it. He's trying to frame me. |
| Chef Pietro | Oh! I guess I'll make cookies. |
| Princess Vivian | Crackle, there will be no squishberries for you for the rest of the week. I'm sorry, but you should know better. Let's get back to dinner. |
| Crackle | Sofia, wait! It wasn't me who ate the pies. Honest. It was Crispy. I know it. |
| Princess Sofia | Crispy? But he's just a baby, Crackle. He can't even fly. How would he even get up there? |
| Clover | Yeah. She's having kind of a jealousy issue. |
| Princess Sofia | Oh! |
| Crackle | No, I'm not! I'm having kind of a Crispy-is-a-huge-phony issue. And he's a crook. |
| Clover | Sure! Told you. |
| Princess Sofia | I'm going to catch up with Vivian. But we can talk about it later, okay? |
| Crackle | I'm telling you. It was Crispy. He's trying to get rid of me by turning Vivian against me. You're my best friend, Clover. You believe me, don't you? |
| Clover | Eh... |
| Crackle | Look! Follow that trail and I promise you it will lead to... |
| Clover | Pies? |
| Crackle | Crispy. |
| Clover | Crispy pies? |
| Crispy | Ah! Ha, ha! Ah! |
| Clover | Huh? |
| Crackle | See, Clover. I told you. |
| Clover | Okay, so? He likes pie. I give you that. But it doesn't make him a hardened criminal who's out to get you. |
| Crackle | And look, he can fly, too! Come on. We're following him. |
| Crispy | Here it is. The jewel room, see? Piles of gold, silver, gems... right behind this door. Come to Papa. I mean... baby. |
| Clover | Yo! He is a grown-up! |
| Crackle | Yeah. |
| Crispy | You? I thought for sure you'd be kicked out of the house by now. |
| Crackle | Well, I'm not! Now do you believe he's trying to get rid of me and steal the castle jewels? |
| Clover | I do. Listen, you, no one messes with my dragon, or my pies! We're going to run you outta this joint, you big phony! |
| Crackle | Yeah! |
| Crispy | I don't think so, sweethearts, 'cause to do that, you'd have to catch me! |
| Crackle | Oh, no! |
| Clover | Get that crook! |
| Crispy | Eat my dust, see? I'm makin' a clean getaway! What's the matter, kid? Too slow? |
| Princess Sofia | Was that... |
| Princess Vivian | Crackle? And Clover? |
| Princess Sofia | Clover, stop! |
| Crackle | Got you now, you flying phony! |
| Crispy | No, I got you. And I can't wait to see how you explain this. Yeah! |
| Crackle | No! |
| Princess Vivian | My new mandolin? Crackle, why would you do that? I don't even know what to say. I never thought you could do something like this. |
| Crackle | It was Crispy. |
| Clover | Sof, it was Crispy. She's telling the truth. |
| Princess Sofia | What? |
| Princess Vivian | Oh, no. Crispy. Did Crackle hurt you? Crackle, I... I just don't know what's gotten into you. I'm sorry, but you are staying outside in your dragon house tonight. Out, Crackle. Now. Poor Crispy. Come on, boy. Let's go find you a treat. I'll be right back, Sofia. |
| Clover | Sof, Crackle's right. I saw Crispy eating the pies. And then we caught him trying to sneak into the jewel room. He's a phony. A huge, tiny phony. You've gotta tell Vivian. |
| Princess Sofia | Okay. I'll be back. |
| Clover | Crackle, what are you doing? |
| Crackle | Leaving. I know when I'm not wanted. |
| Clover | You don't have to leave. I told Sofia all about Crispy. She's gonna fix everything, I promise. |
| Crackle | No. Vivian won't believe her. She's got her new baby dragon now. |
| Clover | Crackle. Crackle. Wait! Come back! Crackle! Crackle! Crackle. Sofia, stop! Crackle... Crackle... |
| Princess Sofia | Crackle what? |
| Clover | She ran away. |
| Princess Sofia | Oh, no. Vivian! Vivian! I need to talk to you. Now. |
| Princess Vivian | What's wrong? |
| Princess Sofia | Crackle's run away. |
| Princess Vivian | Wait. What? |
| Crispy | Ha, ha, ha! |
| Princess Vivian | Oh, oh, no... Maybe I was too hard on her. Was I too hard on her? I never meant for her to leave. I gotta go find her. Uh, Sofia, will you keep an eye on Crispy for me? |
| Princess Sofia | Uh, about Crispy... |
| Princess Vivian | Tell me later. I've got to go find Crackle. |
| Princess Sofia | Oh! All right, Crispy. The jig is up. I know the truth. What? Where'd he go? |
| Clover | The jewel room. |
| Princess Sofia | Right. Hurry! I think we found him. Crispy! |
| Crispy | What? You! So, you brought your little human. Think you can get the drop on me, eh? Huh! Fat chance. |
| Princess Sofia | I wouldn't be so sure about that, Crispy. |
| Crispy | What? Double take! A human who can understand animals? So that's your play. Well, it's still not gonna stop me, see? |
| Princess Sofia | Ahhh! You are really not a baby. |
| Clover | And there's nothing adorable about you. |
| Crispy | Yeah, you got that right. |
| Princess Sofia | Ahhh! Oh! Oh, no! |
| Crispy | Oh, yeah, doll face. It's bye-bye, baby, see? |
| Clover | Argh! Sofia! |
| Princess Sofia | Clover, go after him! |
| Clover | I can't leave you here! I'm gonna get you out! |
| Princess Sofia | Clover? Clover. |
| Princess Vivian | Crackle. Crackle! Stop! |
| Crackle | Vivian? Vivian! |
| Princess Vivian | Oh, Crackle. I'm so glad I found you. I don't know what I would do if I hadn't. Listen, I know I got angry, but I never, ever, ever wanted you to leave. So... let's go home, okay? I know you and Crispy will find a way to get along. |
| Princess Sofia | It's no use. Maybe you should go get help. |
| Clover | How? No one understands me but you. I know. Can you use your amulet to summon a princess to help? |
| Princess Sofia | My amulet. That's it. It can make me small enough to fit through the keyhole. |
| Clover | Ah! I knew I'd think of something. |
| Princess Sofia | I wish to be small. Whoa! Oh... I wish to be really small. Ah, perfect. Yes! |
| Clover | Now you are tiny and adorable. |
| Princess Sofia | I wish to be big. |
| Clover | Argh! |
| Princess Sofia | Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. |
| Crispy | Argh! |
| Princess Sofia | Crispy! Drop those jewels. |
| Crispy | How'd you bust out of the hoosegow? Doesn't matter. You can't stop me now, see? |
| Princess Sofia | Yes, we can, Crispy. Whoa! Gotcha! |
| Clover | Yeah! Take that. |
| Crispy | No! Take this! |
| Princess Sofia and Clover | Ahhh! |
| Princess Sofia | You're not gonna get away with this! |
| Crispy | What's that, doll? I couldn't hear you through my victory laugh. |
| Princess Vivian | Crispy? You're flying? What are you doing? |
| Crackle | Get back here, you crook! |
| Princess Sofia | Vivian, stop him! |
| Princess Vivian | What's going on? |
| Princess Sofia | Crispy's a thief. He's stealing your castle jewels. |
| Princess Vivian | What? |
| Crispy | Back off, pally! I got a smoking-hot snout, and I'm not afraid to use it, see? |
| Crackle | Ow! |
| Princess Vivian | Oh, my goodness. |
| Clover | Go, Crackle! |
| Crispy | All right, flatfoot, you asked for it! Ahhh! My salad! My salad! My lettuce! My simoleons! My dough! My moola! My bacon! My bread! My cabbage! Hey, what is this? What's going on? |
| Crackle | I'm getting rid of you for good! |
| Crispy | Let me out of here, see? If you know what's good for you! Let me out of here! |
| Crackle | There. |
| Crispy | I'm gonna sue you for wrongful imprisonment! |
| Princess Sofia | Crackle, that was amazing! |
| Princess Vivian | Cute little Crispy is a thief? |
| Princess Sofia | He is. He just wanted to get into the castle so he could steal your jewels. |
| Princess Vivian | I can't believe it. |
| Princess Sofia | And he's not even a baby. He's a grown-up. He's a complete faker and a crook. |
| Princess Vivian | Oh, Crackle, I blamed you for everything today, and you didn't do any of it, did you? Crispy took the pies? And crushed my mandolin? Oh, I... I never should have doubted you, Crackle. I'm so sorry. Can you forgive me? |
| Policeman | Royal families everywhere will be sleeping well tonight, thanks to you. |
| Crackle | Whoa! |
| Clover | Huh! It's Crispy. |
| Policeman | He's wanted all the way from here to Corinthia. |
| Crispy | Ah, phooey! |
| Policeman | Yes, and we've got a cozy little fireproof cell waiting just for you. |
| Crispy | I want my binky, see? I want my binky! |
| King Marcus | Girls, thank you for saving our royal treasure. |
| Princess Vivian | It wasn't us, Dad. It was Crackle. She's the one who stopped Crispy. |
| Queen Cecily | Aw... she's such a good dragon. |
| Princess Vivian | She's the best dragon. |
| Crackle | Whoo-hoo! Sorry! |