Below is a transcribed copy of the Sofia the First episode "Pirated Away".
| Speaker | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| Princess Amber | Oh, this is so frustrating. I've been waiting for this day all year, and now it's ruined! |
| Princess Sofia | What's so special about today? |
| Princess Amber | Tonight is the Minotaur meteor shower. It's the biggest meteor shower of the year. |
| Princess Sofia | A meteor shower? You mean shooting stars? Can I watch with you, Amber? |
| Princess Amber | Not unless these clouds go away. |
| Princess Sofia | What if we went sailing to find clear skies? Look out in the distance. |
| Princess Amber | Oh! The Cloudless Sea. Great idea, Sofia. The skies are always clear there. |
| Princess Sofia | Let's go ask Mom. |
| Princess Amber | Oh, do we have to? |
| Princess Sofia | Of course. I'm sure she'll say yes. |
| Queen Miranda | No. Absolutely not. |
| Princess Sofia | No? |
| Princess Amber | Told you so. No matter what I ask, she always says no. |
| Princess Sofia | Amber, wait. Mom, she really wants to see the Minotaur meteor shower. It only comes one night a year. |
| Queen Miranda | I'm sorry, but I can't let you go on a sailing trip by yourselves at night. |
| Princess Sofia | But we're older now, and much more experienced. We've been on lots of adventures. I think we can handle a little sailing trip. |
| Queen Miranda | You're not as grown up as you think. |
| Princess Sofia | But Mom... |
| Queen Miranda | I'm sorry, Sofia. |
| Princess Sofia | Amber is going to be so disappointed. |
| Princess Amber | She does this to me all the time. |
| Princess Sofia | Mom's just trying to protect us. |
| Princess Amber | I don't need protecting, and I'm being tired of being told what to do. She treats us like children. |
| Princess Sofia | Well, we are children. |
| Princess Amber | We're old enough to do things without constant mothering, especially from someone who isn't even my real mother. |
| Princess Sofia | But she is your real mother, just like Dad is my dad. |
| Queen Miranda | Amber. Oh! Girls, I've been thinking. I was worried about letting you go alone, but what if I go with you? We could have a nice day on the water, and then we could watch the meteor shower when it gets dark. |
| Princess Sofia | Great idea, Mom. Right, Amber? |
| Princess Amber | All right, if that's what it takes. |
| Princess Sofia | There it is! The Cloudless Sea. |
| Princess Amber | Oh, meteor shower, here we come! |
| Queen Miranda | Uh, sorry, girls, change of plans. Hold on. Coming about. |
| Princess Amber | Wait. Where are we going? |
| Queen Miranda | That looks like a ship in trouble. |
| Princess Amber | I see the ship, but I'm really not seeing the trouble part. |
| Queen Miranda | I think they're stuck on a reef. Girls, what's the number one rule of the sea? |
| Princess Sofia | Always help a ship in need. |
| Queen Miranda | Very good, Sofia. |
| Princess Amber | But we don't know they're in trouble. They're not sending out a signal. |
| Queen Miranda | It never hurts to check. Sometimes people are afraid to ask for help. |
| Princess Amber | Or maybe they don't need help. |
| Captain Quivers | Help! Ahoy there! Help! |
| Queen Miranda | Here, put your life vests on. Ahoy there! Are you in trouble? |
| Captain Quivers | Can't you see? We be stranded on a reef! |
| Queen Miranda | Can we give you a tow? |
| Captain Quivers | What? I already have ten toes. Don't need any more! |
| Princess Sofia | Mr. Captain, what my mother meant was, can we pull your ship free? |
| Captain Quivers | Finally, a helpful idea. |
| Queen Miranda | Sofia, take the wheel. I'll throw you a line! |
| Princess Amber | Mother, are you sure about this? |
| Queen Miranda | Amber, it's our duty to help. We'll just pull them free and be on our way. Catch! Now, take the line, and attach it to the cleat on the bow. |
| Captain Quivers | The what on the where? What's she talking about? |
| Queen Miranda | The cleat. Up front the bow. |
| Captain Quivers | You heard the lady. Tie it up there! |
| Yellowbelly | Aye aye, Captain! |
| Queen Miranda | Good. Now, as soon as you're free, cast off the line! |
| Captain Quivers | There she goes! There she goes! |
| Queen Miranda | Yes, you've got it! Now cast the line! |
| Captain Quivers | Crash the swine! |
| Yellowbelly | Trash the grime! |
| Wrong Way | Blast the mime! |
| Princess Sofia | Mom, I don't think they've got it. |
| Queen Miranda | Captain, jibe to port. Jibe to port! |
| Captain Quivers | Stop talking gibberish. I can't understand ya. |
| Queen Miranda | Turn left! |
| Captain Quivers | Now look what ya done. You've wrecked our ship. |
| Princess Amber | Your ship is fine. We are sinking. |
| Captain Quivers | Well, you should've watched where you were goin'. |
| Queen Miranda | Girls, up here. Be careful. |
| Captain Quivers | Ya best come aboard, me hearties. |
| Princess Sofia | Mom, what should we do? |
| Queen Miranda | We have no choice. We have to abandon ship. |
| Princess Amber | Unbelievable! This day is totally ruined. Now our boat is sunk, and I'll never get to see the meteor shower. All because we had to stop and help a bunch of clumsy... |
| Captain Quivers | Yes, indeed. Pi-ra-tes. |
| Princess Sofia | I think he means "pirates." |
| Queen Miranda | Sofia, Amber, get behind me. Listen, Captain... |
| Captain Quivers | Quivers. |
| Queen Miranda | Captain Quivers, we don't want to be in the way, so if you could just sail us back to Enchancia. |
| Captain Quivers | That won't be possible. |
| Princess Sofia | But, Mr. Captain Quivers, we rescued you. |
| Captain Quivers | Nay. 'Twas we rescued you. You're part of me crew now, and pirate rule number one says, nobody gets off the ship till we find the treasure we seek. |
| Queen Miranda | Uh-huh. And how long will that take? |
| Captain Quivers | Hard to say. We've only been lookin' for 15 years. |
| Princess Sofia, Princess Amber, and Queen Miranda | Fifteen years? |
| Captain Quivers | Off we go, boyos. Now soist the hails. Welcome aboard the Miss Fortune, ladies. You be one of us now. |
| Polly | Miss Fortune. Miss Fortune. |
| Queen Miranda | Don't worry, girls. I will find a way to get us home. |
| Captain Quivers | Anchors of play! |
| Princess Sofia | They don't seem very good at this. |
| Captain Quivers | Ready the net, boyos, here she comes! That can't be good. |
| Princess Amber | They are the worst sailors I've ever seen. |
| Queen Miranda | But maybe that's how we're going to get home. These pirates may not know how to sail, but we do. We'll get them to their treasure, and then they'll take us home. |
| Princess Amber | That could take forever. There's got to be a better way. |
| Princess Sofia | Come on, Amber, Mom knows what she's doing. |
| Princess Amber | It was Mom who made us stop and tow this ship off that reef! |
| Princess Sofia | Amber, she was just trying to help some sailors. |
| Princess Amber | These aren't sailors, Sofia, they're pirates! |
| Queen Miranda | Captain Quivers, tell me about the treasure we're hunting. |
| Captain Quivers | We seek the Golden Maiden of the 17 Seas. |
| Queen Miranda | And I think we can help you find it. |
| Captain Quivers | Well, we don't be needing your help. |
| Yellowbelly | Wrong way! Look out! Man in a barrel! |
| Queen Miranda | I'll make you a deal. We help you find the treasure, you take us home. |
| Princess Sofia | My mom is an excellent sailor. |
| Captain Quivers | Are you sayin' I am not? |
| Polly | That's what she's sayin'. |
| Captain Quivers | Very well then. It's a deal. Now cut me down, ya scallywags! |
| Yellowbelly and Wrong Way | Aye aye, Captain. |
| Queen Miranda | Lower the mizzen and hoist the main! |
| Captain Quivers | Wait a minute! I be the captain, and I be givin' the orders 'round here. |
| Queen Miranda | Be my guest. |
| Captain Quivers | Uh, do exactly what she said! |
| Princess Sofia | So, Mr. Captain Quivers, who is this golden maiden? |
| Captain Quivers | She be not a who. She be a what. She be an enchanted figurehead. |
| Princess Sofia | For the front of the ship? |
| Captain Quivers | Aye. Just say your destination in the maiden's ear, and she'll magically guide your ship there. |
| Queen Miranda | So, Captain, how do you hope to find the maiden? |
| Captain Quivers | There be an ancient shanty that tells where to find the Golden Maiden. It were passed down through the generations from me great-great-grandcap'n. |
| Princess Sofia | So where is the treasure then? |
| Captain Quivers | That I cannot tell ya. But I could sing it. ♪ There are many things we don't do well ♪ |
| Yellowbelly | ♪ Can't swab the deck ♪ |
| Wrong Way | ♪ Or ring a bell ♪ |
| Captain Quivers | ♪ Or navigate by stars at night ♪ |
| Pirate 4 | ♪ And Wrong Way can't tell left from right ♪ |
| Wrong Way | ♪ 'Tis true ♪ |
| Captain Quivers | ♪ But all our troubles would be past Ahoy! |
| All | ♪ We seek a lovely maid |
| Captain Quivers | ♪ When we find her, we'll be never lost again ♪ |
| All | ♪ When we find her, we'll be never lost again ♪ |
| Captain Quivers | ♪ Listen well and I'll sing for you |
| All | Yo-ho!
♪ We seek a lovely maid |
| Captain Quivers | ♪ When we find her, we'll be never lost again ♪ |
| All | ♪ When we find her, we'll be never lost again ♪ |
| Captain Quivers | ♪ The next clue is the hardest yet |
| All | Aye aye!
♪ We seek a lovely maid |
| Captain Quivers | ♪ When we find her, we'll be never lost again! ♪ |
| All | ♪ When we find her, we'll be never lost ♪ |
| Captain Quivers | ♪ Though tides will turn ♪ |
| All | ♪ And ships be tossed |
| Princess Amber | The words to the song don't make any sense. |
| Queen Miranda | "Coating floobs"? "The weaving part of the loom"? I've never heard ff any of these places. |
| Princess Sofia | Me either. |
| Princess Amber | This is hopeless. We're never going to get home. We have to find another way. |
| Queen Miranda | Let's just work on figuring out the song's lyrics. They must be clues to where the treasure is hidden. |
| Princess Amber | What about that boat? We could sneak off when they're not looking. |
| Queen Miranda | A rowboat? I don't know, Amber. That doesn't look too sturdy. Let's just stick to the plan. |
| Princess Amber | The plan is going to take forever. The meteor shower will be over by then. Unless... |
| Princess Sofia | There is something familiar about the Snores of Argyle. |
| Queen Miranda | Really? |
| Princess Sofia | You know how Captain Quivers always mixes up his words? The Snores of Argyle sounds just like the Shores of Shark Isle. I think he mixed up the words. |
| Queen Miranda | There's Shark Isle right now. |
| Captain Quivers | What? Where? Well, blow me down like a feather. |
| Princess Amber | And there's my escape. |
| Queen Miranda | Don't you think we should get closer, and sail past the shores, like the song says? |
| Captain Quivers | Ya heard the lady! Turn this ship, um... |
| Queen Miranda | Hard to port! |
| Pirates | Aye aye! |
| Queen Miranda | Port is left! Starboard is right! |
| Wrong Way | Ho, ho, ho, right! |
| Yellowbelly | No, left! |
| Captain Quivers | Taught 'em everything they know. |
| Polly | That explains a lot. |
| Princess Sofia | Let's work on the next clue. |
| Captain Quivers | Sing it for 'em again, boyos. |
| Princess Amber | Oh, come on! |
| Wrong Way | The wee lass is gettin' away! |
| Yellowbelly and Pirate 4 | ♪ The wee lass is gettin' away ♪ |
| Captain Quivers | Those be not the words. |
| Yellowbelly and Pirate 4 | ♪ Those be not the words ♪ |
| Wrong Way | No, the wee lass is gettin' away! |
| Captain Quivers | Ah, the wee lass is gettin' away. Bring her in, boyos! |
| Wrong Way | There she goes. |
| Captain Quivers | Halt, ya wee piccaroon. |
| Queen Miranda | Oh! |
| Princess Sofia | Uh-oh. |
| Princess Amber | Oh! Oh, no, no, no. |
| Queen Miranda | Amber! |
| Captain Quivers | Swab the deck, ya lassies, or it's the brig for ya. |
| Queen Miranda | Amber, why didn't you go with the plan like I asked? We were just starting to gain the pirates' trust. Now, I have to go smooth things over. Captain, you have to admit, we found the first clue to the treasure, the shores of Shark Isle. |
| Captain Quivers | And yer wee lass tried to trick us! |
| Queen Miranda | What was that? |
| Princess Sofia | Amber, you have to listen to Mom. |
| Princess Amber | Mom got us into this trouble in the first place. |
| Princess Sofia | She's just trying to take care of us. |
| Princess Amber | I can take care of myself. |
| Queen Miranda | Look out! |
| Princess Amber | Look out! |
| Yellowbelly | Flying fish! |
| Queen Miranda | Sofia, you were right. He's got the words all wrong. It's not the Sea of Lemming Hordes... it's the Sea of Swimming Swords. |
| Captain Quivers | Man your stations! |
| Princess Amber | Look out! |
| Captain Quivers | Hit the deck! |
| Yellowbelly | They be rippin' the sails. |
| Queen Miranda | I'll protect the sails. Sofia, steer us out of here. |
| Princess Sofia | Got it, Mom. |
| Queen Miranda | Amber, fend them off. |
| Princess Amber | Me? You're messing with the wrong princess! |
| Queen Miranda | Hold that line! Heave the sail tight! |
| Pirates | Aye aye, Captain Lady. |
| Princess Amber | Oh, they're gone. I think we made it. |
| Princess Sofia | We just completed the first verse of the treasure song. "Sail past the shores of Shark Isle, and through the Sea of Swimming Swords." Wasn't that exciting, you guys? |
| Wrong Way | About as exciting as a cast a sea walker. |
| Princess Sofia | I think I've got the next verse, too. |
| Queen Miranda | The one about coating floobs? |
| Princess Sofia | Coating floobs is really floating cubes. Icebergs. |
| Queen Miranda | Of course, the icy sea. Steer north by northwest. |
| Princess Sofia | Aye aye, Captain Mom. |
| Princess Amber | But what about the meteor shower? |
| Queen Miranda | Amber, you and I will go up to the crow's nest to watch for icebergs. Sofia, stay on the wheel, and follow our directions. |
| Captain Quivers | This still be my ship, and I still be givin' the orders. |
| Queen Miranda | My apologies, Captain Quivers. Would you rather navigate the Icy Sea yourself? |
| Polly | Uh-oh. Icy Sea. Certain doom. |
| Captain Quiver | Um, please, be my guest. And that's an order. |
| Queen Miranda | Keep a sharp eye out for icebergs. If we hit one, it could be bad. |
| Princess Amber | We wouldn't have to go through any icebergs if you had just listened to me. We could have escaped in that rowboat. |
| Queen Miranda | Amber, it wasn't safe. |
| Princess Amber | And we wouldn't be stuck on this ship if you hadn't made us stop and help these pirates. |
| Queen Miranda | Okay, that might not have been the best decision, but I'm doing the best I can. |
| Princess Amber | Why didn't you just let us go alone in the first place? |
| Queen Miranda | I was just thinking of your safety, Amber. That's what moms do. |
| Princess Sofia | Icebergs! Dead ahead off the bow! |
| Queen Miranda | Head to port! |
| Pirate 4 | Not good. |
| Captain Quivers | You can say that again. |
| Princess Amber | Starboard! |
| Queen Miranda | Port! |
| Captain Quivers | Icebergs dead ahead! |
| Princess Sofia | Whoa! |
| Princess Amber | Starboard! |
| Queen Miranda | Amber! |
| Yellowbelly | Fancy girl overboard! |
| Princess Amber | No, wait. Come back. Come back! |
| Queen Miranda | Amber. |
| Princess Amber | Mom? Mom! Here, take my hand. I'm sorry, Mom. I didn't mean to act that way. Sometimes I can be so... selfish. I'm sorry. |
| Queen Miranda | Oh, I know. And I'm glad you told me how you really feel. You girls are growing up so fast. I guess I need to learn how to let you. |
| Princess Amber | Sorry I got us stuck on an iceberg. |
| Queen Miranda | Don't you worry. Sofia will turn that ship around, and be back for us in no time. |
| Captain Quivers | Go back into the icebergs? Not a chance! |
| Princess Sofia | But Mom and Amber are stuck there. We have to go get them. |
| Captain Quivers | No more icebergs! Set sail for... what be the next clue, little lady? |
| Princess Sofia | Hmm. The next clue is to head for the weaving part of the loom. You must know where that is, right? |
| Captain Quivers | Hmm. Nobody said anything about a pop quiz. |
| Princess Sofia | I'm pretty sure it's a constellation. But nobody knows the stars better than my sister Amber. So, if you want to figure out the next clue, you have to help me rescue her and my mom. |
| Captain Quivers | Wha... |
| Princess Sofia | They'll take us straight to the Golden Maiden. Just saying. |
| Captain Quivers | Oh, all righty. Have it your way. And that's an order! |
| Princess Sofia | Bring her about! |
| Wrong Way | Aye aye, Princess! |
| Princess Amber | Mom, do parrots live on icebergs? |
| Queen Miranda | No. Wait, what? |
| Polly | Ahoy there. Prepare to be rescued. |
| Princess Amber | All right, let's find that Golden Maiden. Sing it again, boys. |
| Pirates | ♪ And closer now your treasure be |
| Princess Sofia | "The weaving part of the loom." Could that be a constellation? |
| Princess Amber | No. There is no such thing as the weaving part of the loom. Oh, but there is an Evening Star of Khaldoun. Right there! |
| Queen Miranda | Well done, Amber. We'll steer for the Star of Khaldoun. |
| Princess Sofia | The song says to go through the whirly burly. What could that be? |
| Queen Miranda | It's an actual part of the ocean. It's called the Whirly Burly. You got that part of the song right, Captain Quivers. |
| Captain Quivers | You hear that, mateys? We got it right. |
| Polly | First time for everything. |
| Queen Miranda | But you may wish you had been wrong. We're going to sail right between the whirlpools, and the spinning currents will shoot us out the other side. |
| Captain Quivers | We're gonna what now? Are you sure about this? |
| Queen Miranda | Amber, are you sure that's the Evening Star of Khaldoun? |
| Princess Amber | Definitely. |
| Queen Miranda | Then I'm sure, too. Steady as she goes! |
| Captain Quivers | Tell me when it's over. |
| Princess Amber | Oh, look! It's like the moon is underwater. |
| Princess Sofia | "When the full moon rises under the sea..." |
| Captain Quivers | "The Golden Maiden of the 17 Seas!" At long last, she be ours! We'll never be lost again. |
| Queen Miranda | So, do we still have a deal? |
| Captain Quivers | Indeed we do. Take us to Enhancia. |
| Princess Sofia | Enchancia. |
| Captain Quivers | Enchancia. Comin' about! |
| Queen Miranda | Well, girls, that was quite a day. |
| Princess Amber | I'm really glad you came along, Mom. |
| Queen Miranda | So am I. |
| Princess Sofia | Amber, look. |
| Princess Amber | The Minotaur meteor shower! Oh, I forgot all about it. |
| Princess Sofia | Wow, look at them all. |
| Princess Amber | Thanks, Mom. I didn't think this day could get any better. |
| Queen Miranda | I couldn't agree more. |