Below is a transcribed copy of the Sofia the First episode "Bunny Swap".
| Speaker | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| [Open at Enchancia Castle.] | |
| Rex | Hi, Clover! Wanna play fetch? |
| Clover | Rex, come on, man. I'm trying to nap here. Ew! |
| Rex | So, no? |
| Clover | Yes. |
| Rex | Yes? |
| Clover | No. I meant "no" to the yes. |
| Rex | Oh, okay. I'll come back later. |
| Clover | Perfectly good nap ruined. Guess I'll have a snack. Ugh! Ew! These are sour. Great. Maybe I should just go back to sleep. Mmm. |
| Princess Sofia | Clover, are you okay? |
| Clover | No. My nap got interrupted by a slobbering dog, and my blueberries are sour, and my napping pillow just split down the middle. |
| Princess Sofia | Aw... Is my little bunny having a bad day? |
| Clover | Yes. Yes, I am. |
| Princess Sofia | Aw. How can I cheer you up? Maybe a hug? |
| Clover | You know I'm not a hugger. |
| Princess Sofia | Game of hopscotch? You always win. |
| Clover | That's because I'm a bunny. |
| Princess Sofia | I know. Let's get you a new napping pillow. |
| Clover | Hey, now you're talkin'! Thanks, Sof. |
| [Cut to Dunwiddie Village.] | |
| Clover | I think my tail fell asleep. Why did we have to drive so far? |
| Princess Sofia | To get to the best pillow shop in Enchancia. |
| Clover | Oh, hop! I could really do some great napping in there. |
| Princess Sofia | Wait, Clover. No pets allowed. Sorry. |
| Clover | No pets allowed. This is really not my day. |
| Princess Sofia | Don't worry. Just point to whatever pillow you want, and I'll get it. |
| Clover | Okay, there we go. That one. Gigantic, blue, with tassels for chewin'. Oh, come on. |
| Princess Sofia | You got it. |
| Clover | Yeah! See you in a minute. Oh! First a new pillow, now a snack. Ha! This day may finally be turning around. Ah, phew! That stinks. Whoa! |
| Barley | Well, some of it's not rotten. Didn't mean to scare you, buddy. You look familiar, man. |
| Clover | You look just like me. |
| Barley | That's what it is. |
| Clover | You are one handsome rabbit... But, oh, oh, wow, oh, wow... you could use a bath. |
| Barley | Yeah, yeah. What's a bath? |
| Clover | It's when someone washes you with water, and maybe a little tear-free soap. |
| Barley | Someone washes you? |
| Clover | Yeah. Duh. |
| Barley | What kind of place do you live in? |
| Clover | A castle. |
| Barley | Oh, my goose! Oh, my goose. Oh, my goose! You live in a castle? Oh, my goose! |
| Clover | Are... are you okay? Whatever your name is? |
| Barley | Barley. I'm... Barley! |
| Clover | Well, Barley, I... am Clover. Good to meet you. |
| Barley | Whoo! Your life must be fantastic. And so fancy. |
| Clover | Uh, not today, it isn't. |
| Barley | Why not? |
| Clover | Oh, my nap got interrupted, they gave me sour blueberries... |
| Barley | Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You get fed? |
| Clover | Excuse me a sec, Barley, will ya? I'm just gonna make sure my princess is picking up the right pillow. |
| Barley | You have a pillow? |
| Clover | I'll be right back. Where is she? I can't see. |
| Coachman | Ah, there you are. Time to go home, Clover. Princess Sofia is waiting. |
| Clover | Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! He's not Clover. I'm Clover! No! Wait. Wait! Hey! Wait. Wait. Here I come. Here I come. No, no, no, wait! Come back! You've got the wrong bunny! |
| Princess Sofia | So, what do you think, Clover? This is the one you asked for, right? |
| Barley | Uh... Pillow. Princess. Blueberries. Oh, my goose. I just landed in the fancy life! |
| Princess Sofia | The fancy life? What do you mean? |
| Barley | Wait! You can understand me? |
| Princess Sofia | Of course I can understand you, silly, and why are you talking like that? |
| Clover | Come back! Come back! |
| Barley | The truth is, uh... I was munchin' on some scraps outside, and something got caught in my throat, but, uh... oh, hop, I'm great. |
| Princess Sofia | What's that smell? |
| Barley | Uh, some of those scraps might've been, uh... garbage. |
| Princess Sofia | Well, don't worry. We'll get you a bath. |
| Barley | A bath. I heard about those. |
| Clover | Wait. Wait. Hold up. They must've gone that way. Uh, or that way. Uh, or that way? Which way did they go? |
| [The exterior of Enchancia Castle.] | |
| Barley | Huh? Oh! |
| Princess Sofia | I'll go get us some lunch. Meet me in my room, okay? |
| Barley | Okay... Princess. Man, she's gonna get me lunch. ♪ She's gonna get me lunch ♪ She... Wait. Where's her room? Dog! |
| Rex | Clover! |
| Barley | A dog, a dog! He's gonna sniff me. Then he'll know I'm not Clover. Then it's bye-bye fancy life. |
| Rex | Whoa! Hi, Clover. |
| Barley | Hi... Hi... You. |
| Rex | You wanna play fetch? |
| Barley | Fetch? Sure. |
| Rex | Really? You never say yes. |
| Barley | I mean, no. I mean... Hey, I've got a better idea. Yo, let's have a race. First one to Sofia's room wins. |
| Rex | I love that! Okay! |
| [Cut to Clover.] | |
| Clover | Oh, berries. That's a sight for sore eyes. Help. I'm stuck! Yo, somebody help me! |
| Sassofras | Is there a poor, suffering creature in need? |
| Clover | Yes, poor suffering creature in need over here. |
| Sassofras | Oh, how exciting. I mean, I'ma comin'. |
| Clover | Can you get me outta here? |
| Sassofras | Yes, can do. |
| Clover | Thank you. Um, I'm Clover. |
| Sassofras | Sassofras. Trailblazer, stargazer, and champion to those in need. |
| Clover | Really? Oh! Because I'm trying to get back to my castle, but I think I'm lost. |
| Sassofras | That's great! |
| Clover | It is? |
| Sassofras | Yes. You're lost, hungry, and far from home. Ooh! It's like I hit the helpin' jackpot. First, better eat some bristle berries. We got a long hike ahead of us, and you're gonna need all the energy you can get. |
| Clover | Oh, thank you. These taste like dirt. |
| Sassofras | I know. Aren't they yums? |
| Clover | Don't you have any, uh, blueberries or raspberries? |
| Sassofras | Nope. No sirree. Not out here in the wilderness. Now follow me. I know a shortcut straight to the castle. |
| [Cut to Sofia's room.] | |
| Rex | Princess Sofia's room! I win! |
| Barley | Whoa! Whoa! You sure did. You're way too fast for me. Okay. Well, see ya later, pal. |
| Princess Sofia | Hey. So, how's this spot for your new napping pillow? |
| Barley | What? This is where I nap? This is... this is... Aw, come on. This is my... I mean... Oh! And do I love it? Princess. |
| Princess Sofia | I'm glad to hear that, Clover. So then, I'll leave it there. And here's your lunch. |
| Barley | Oh, that's for me? Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you! |
| Princess Sofia | You're welcome. Um, what happened to your ear? |
| Barley | Nothin'. Nothing. I'm just a, uh... |
| [Cut back to Clover.] | |
| Clover | Ouch. |
| Sassofras | What's the hold-up, bunny? Looks like there might be a storm a-blowin' in, and your castle is still a ways off. |
| Clover | Ooh, these rocks are like spikes. They're jabbing into my paws. |
| Sassofras | Let me see those paws. Hey, no wonder the rocks hurt. These are the softest paws I've ever seen. What do you do all day? |
| Clover | Sleep, eat, eat some more, maybe I play a game with my princess, then sleep a little more after that. |
| Sassofras | Whoo-whee! You have your own princess? That sounds awful nice. I have a trick for ya. We'll put these mushroom tops around those soft paws. It's nature's padding. |
| [Cut to Sofia's room.] | |
| Barley | This is delicious. Heavenly! And not one piece of it is rotten. |
| Princess Sofia | Clover, you really are acting strange. Are you sure there's not something wrong? |
| Barley | I was just really hungry. But I'm great. |
| Princess Sofia | Um, okay. Well, I'm going to fencing practice. I'll see you later. |
| Barley | You sure will, because I wanna stay here forever and ever... and ever!
♪ Well, I'm just a country bunny Whoo! ♪ I got a princess and a pillow Whoo! ♪ I'm living it up in the royal style |
| Clover | ♪ I wish that I was back at home now Ow! ♪ I'm not living it up been hopping for miles |
| Barley | ♪ Everything is cozy here in the castle ♪ |
| Clover | ♪ I wanna see my brand-new pillow with all the tassels ♪ |
| Barley | ♪ Just how many blueberries can I knock back? ♪ |
| Clover | ♪ Man, I wish nature would cut me some slack ♪ |
| Barley | ♪ I'm living it up no longer have to worry ♪ |
| Clover | ♪ Not living it up I really gotta hurry ♪ |
| Barley | ♪ I'm living it up feeling soft and furry |
| Clover | ♪ I'm about to give up ♪ |
| Barley | ♪ I'm living it up ♪ |
| Barley and Clover | ♪ Oh yeah ♪ |
| Barley | ♪ I'm living it up ♪ |
| Clover | ♪ I'm giving up ♪ Are these hills ever gonna end? |
| Sassofras | It could be worse. |
| Clover | And now, it is. |
| Sassofras | It's all part of the great outdoors. |
| Clover | Yeah. Is there any indoor area in all this outdoors that we could maybe hide out in for a while? |
| Sassofras | My place isn't too far from here. We can wait out the storm there if you want, and you'll be happy to hear it is a nice, soft path all the way. |
| Clover | The path is soft because it's all muddy, isn't it? |
| Sassofras | Yep, but it's only neck-deep, so we'll be fine. |
| Clover | Mmm. that does not sound fine. |
| [Cut to the exterior of Enchancia Castle, where Barley is playing fetch with Rex as Sofia arrives at the scene.] | |
| Princess Sofia | That's strange. Clover never plays with Rex. |
| Rex | You know what? You are, like, way more fun than usual today, Clover. |
| Barley | Well, uh, don't tell anyone, but I'm not Clover. |
| Rex | Okay... "Clover." I won't tell anyone. |
| Princess Sofia | Hi, guys. Having a good time? |
| Barley | Oh, yeah. The best time of my life! |
| Princess Sofia | But, Clover, I thought you didn't like playing fetch with Rex. |
| Barley | I didn't. I mean, I don't. This is a one-time thing, you know? |
| Princess Sofia | Hmm. So... do you want a snack? |
| Barley | Nah, that's all right. I'm still full from lunch. |
| Princess Sofia | Okay, that's it. You never play fetch with Rex, your voice sounds funny, and you are never, ever full. You are not Clover, are you? |
| Barley | Okay, okay, you're right. I am not Clover. |
| Princess Sofia | Who are you then? |
| Barley | My name's... Barley. Your coachman picked me up in the village because he thought I was Clover, and I didn't wanna tell you because castle life is so amazing, and I just really wanted to stay. |
| Princess Sofia | So, Clover's still in the village by himself? |
| Barley | Yeah, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to cause any harm. I'll help you find him, okay? |
| Princess Sofia | Okay. We need to go right away. |
| Rex | Hey, we're in the middle of our game. Where are you going? |
| Barley | I'm sorry, dog. We gotta find the real Clover. |
| Rex | Oh! Okay, Clover. |
| [Cut to Sassofras and Clover in the woods.] | |
| Sassofras | Here we are. Home sweet tree! |
| Clover | Uh, where's the part where you actually live? |
| Sassofras | Right here. Oh, you can relax on this big chair. It's super comfy as hunks of wood go. Or take the exercise ball. You could just sit on it like this, or you could stretch over it, or do arm dips. And if you feel like a nap, and you seem like the type who does, you can take a quick snooze over here. It's a back-scratcher and bed all-in-one. |
| Clover | So, you... you like living here. |
| Sassofras | Of course. It's pretty swell, huh? Yep. I am one lucky marsupial. |
| Clover | You know, I live in a huge castle, nap on a big, soft pillow, snack on fresh blueberries. I even have a princess who scratches my ears, plays with me, and cheers me up when I'm having a bad day, even if it's not really that bad a day. Yo, I never realized how lucky I am. |
| Sassofras | Well, sometimes, you're not truly thankful for what you got until you lose it. Let me demonstrate. You see? |
| Clover | You're right. And I am going to be thankful for all the things I have in my life, as soon as I get back home. |
| Sassofras | Then what are we waitin' for? Let's get back out there. |
| Clover | But it's still raining. |
| Sassofras | Oh, you're not gonna let a little rain keep you from gettin' back to your castle, are you? |
| Clover | No way, Sassofras. I am going home. |
| Sassofras | And I'ma gonna get you there, bunny. |
| [Cut to Sofia and Barley taking a coach in an attempt to find Clover. After a while, a thunderclap causes a branch to fall on the road, leading to the coach losing control and one of its wheels.] | |
| Coachman | Is everyone all right back there? |
| Princess Sofia | We're okay. |
| Coachman | Good. I'm afraid we lost a wheel, Miss. |
| Princess Sofia | Poor Clover. I hope he's somewhere safe and warm. |
| [Cut back to Clover and Sassofras.] | |
| Clover | There it is. There it is! I'm almost home! This way, Sassofras. Yes! Whoo, I'm back, baby! I am never going out into the wilderness again. |
| Sassofras | So, this is your place, huh? Hmm. |
| Clover | This is my Princess Sofia's room. I hang out here a lot. Oh, oh, oh, this is where Sofia and I have lunch. This is where we play hopscotch. Oh, and this is where she lets me chew all the shoes I want. Oh... And that's... And that is the new napping pillow Sofia got me. Wait. Sofia? Where's Sofia? Hey, Sof. Sof. |
| Rex | Clover! You're back already. |
| Clover | What do you mean already? I feel like I've been gone for ages. Where's Sofia? |
| Rex | Oh, she went out to look for you. With you. |
| Clover | With me? What are you... What, what... She went out there, in the storm? Come on. We've gotta find my princess. She could get hurt out there. |
| Sassofras | I don't understand. You wanna go back outside? But you're finally in your castle, with its fancy walls and floors, and things to chew. |
| Clover | I know, I know, but none of these things seem all that great without Sofia. She gave me all this. She gave me this good life, and she's the best part of it. So I'm goin' back out there, Sassofras. |
| Sassofras | Mmm-hmm. Run, rabbit, run. |
| Rex | Hey, why do all the Clovers keep leaving me behind? Wait up! |
| Clover | Look, look. They must've gone that way. A coach. Oh, no. What happened to her? What if she's hurt, and wandering through the woods all alone? What if she got stuck in a bramble bush, or... or eaten by a Wombeast? Oh... |
| Princess Sofia | Clover? |
| Clover | Sofia? Oh! It's me! It's me! The real me! |
| Princess Sofia | I'm so glad you're okay. |
| Clover | I was afraid I'd never see you again. |
| Princess Sofia | Hey, are you sure it's the real you? I thought you weren't a hugger. |
| Clover | Well, I am now. You! |
| Barley | Oh, hey. So, uh, sorry I tried to live your life and all, but... it was just such a nice, cozy life, compared to mine, you know? |
| Clover | I can't blame you, Barley. I do have a great life. All thanks to you, Sof. |
| Sassofras | Ha ha! Does this mean you are now a poor, helpless creature in need of a home? |
| Barley | Well, I guess I am. Enchanté. And you are? |
| Clover | This is Sassofras. I couldn't have found my way home without her. |
| Sassofras | You know, Barley, I happen to have a nice, cozy hollowed-out tree with plenty of extra space. |
| Barley | You do? |
| Sassofras | And enough bristle berries to whip up a whole pie! |
| Barley | Oh, I love bristle berries! |
| Clover | They're definitely made for each other. |
| Coachman | Well, Princess, the coach is all fixed up and ready to go. |
| Princess Sofia | Okay, great. |
| Sassofras | I guess it's so long, for now. |
| Clover | Thanks for everything, Sass. |
| Sassofras | Anytime, friends. |
| Barley | Hey, Princess, I had a great day. |
| Princess Sofia | I did, too. Good luck, Barley. |
| Barley | Bristle berries, here we come! |
| Princess Sofia | So, you ready to go home, Clover? |
| Clover | I kind of feel like I already am. |