sofia

Below is a transcribed copy of the Sofia the First episode "Bunny Swap".

Speaker Dialogue
[Open at Enchancia Castle.]
Rex Hi, Clover! Wanna play fetch?
Clover Rex, come on, man. I'm trying to nap here. Ew!
Rex So, no?
Clover Yes.
Rex Yes?
Clover No. I meant "no" to the yes.
Rex Oh, okay. I'll come back later.
Clover Perfectly good nap ruined. Guess I'll have a snack. Ugh! Ew! These are sour. Great. Maybe I should just go back to sleep. Mmm.
Princess Sofia Clover, are you okay?
Clover No. My nap got interrupted by a slobbering dog, and my blueberries are sour, and my napping pillow just split down the middle.
Princess Sofia Aw... Is my little bunny having a bad day?
Clover Yes. Yes, I am.
Princess Sofia Aw. How can I cheer you up? Maybe a hug?
Clover You know I'm not a hugger.
Princess Sofia Game of hopscotch? You always win.
Clover That's because I'm a bunny.
Princess Sofia I know. Let's get you a new napping pillow.
Clover Hey, now you're talkin'! Thanks, Sof.
[Cut to Dunwiddie Village.]
Clover I think my tail fell asleep. Why did we have to drive so far?
Princess Sofia To get to the best pillow shop in Enchancia.
Clover Oh, hop! I could really do some great napping in there.
Princess Sofia Wait, Clover. No pets allowed. Sorry.
Clover No pets allowed. This is really not my day.
Princess Sofia Don't worry. Just point to whatever pillow you want, and I'll get it.
Clover Okay, there we go. That one. Gigantic, blue, with tassels for chewin'. Oh, come on.
Princess Sofia You got it.
Clover Yeah! See you in a minute. Oh! First a new pillow, now a snack. Ha! This day may finally be turning around. Ah, phew! That stinks. Whoa!
Barley Well, some of it's not rotten. Didn't mean to scare you, buddy. You look familiar, man.
Clover You look just like me.
Barley That's what it is.
Clover You are one handsome rabbit... But, oh, oh, wow, oh, wow... you could use a bath.
Barley Yeah, yeah. What's a bath?
Clover It's when someone washes you with water, and maybe a little tear-free soap.
Barley Someone washes you?
Clover Yeah. Duh.
Barley What kind of place do you live in?
Clover A castle.
Barley Oh, my goose! Oh, my goose. Oh, my goose! You live in a castle? Oh, my goose!
Clover Are... are you okay? Whatever your name is?
Barley Barley. I'm... Barley!
Clover Well, Barley, I... am Clover. Good to meet you.
Barley Whoo! Your life must be fantastic. And so fancy.
Clover Uh, not today, it isn't.
Barley Why not?
Clover Oh, my nap got interrupted, they gave me sour blueberries...
Barley Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You get fed?
Clover Excuse me a sec, Barley, will ya? I'm just gonna make sure my princess is picking up the right pillow.
Barley You have a pillow?
Clover I'll be right back. Where is she? I can't see.
Coachman Ah, there you are. Time to go home, Clover. Princess Sofia is waiting.
Clover Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! He's not Clover. I'm Clover! No! Wait. Wait! Hey! Wait. Wait. Here I come. Here I come. No, no, no, wait! Come back! You've got the wrong bunny!
Princess Sofia So, what do you think, Clover? This is the one you asked for, right?
Barley Uh... Pillow. Princess. Blueberries. Oh, my goose. I just landed in the fancy life!
Princess Sofia The fancy life? What do you mean?
Barley Wait! You can understand me?
Princess Sofia Of course I can understand you, silly, and why are you talking like that?
Clover Come back! Come back!
Barley The truth is, uh... I was munchin' on some scraps outside, and something got caught in my throat, but, uh... oh, hop, I'm great.
Princess Sofia What's that smell?
Barley Uh, some of those scraps might've been, uh... garbage.
Princess Sofia Well, don't worry. We'll get you a bath.
Barley A bath. I heard about those.
Clover Wait. Wait. Hold up. They must've gone that way. Uh, or that way. Uh, or that way? Which way did they go?
[The exterior of Enchancia Castle.]
Barley Huh? Oh!
Princess Sofia I'll go get us some lunch. Meet me in my room, okay?
Barley Okay... Princess. Man, she's gonna get me lunch. ♪ She's gonna get me lunch ♪ She... Wait. Where's her room? Dog!
Rex Clover!
Barley A dog, a dog! He's gonna sniff me. Then he'll know I'm not Clover. Then it's bye-bye fancy life.
Rex Whoa! Hi, Clover.
Barley Hi... Hi... You.
Rex You wanna play fetch?
Barley Fetch? Sure.
Rex Really? You never say yes.
Barley I mean, no. I mean... Hey, I've got a better idea. Yo, let's have a race. First one to Sofia's room wins.
Rex I love that! Okay!
[Cut to Clover.]
Clover Oh, berries. That's a sight for sore eyes. Help. I'm stuck! Yo, somebody help me!
Sassofras Is there a poor, suffering creature in need?
Clover Yes, poor suffering creature in need over here.
Sassofras Oh, how exciting. I mean, I'ma comin'.
Clover Can you get me outta here?
Sassofras Yes, can do.
Clover Thank you. Um, I'm Clover.
Sassofras Sassofras. Trailblazer, stargazer, and champion to those in need.
Clover Really? Oh! Because I'm trying to get back to my castle, but I think I'm lost.
Sassofras That's great!
Clover It is?
Sassofras Yes. You're lost, hungry, and far from home. Ooh! It's like I hit the helpin' jackpot. First, better eat some bristle berries. We got a long hike ahead of us, and you're gonna need all the energy you can get.
Clover Oh, thank you. These taste like dirt.
Sassofras I know. Aren't they yums?
Clover Don't you have any, uh, blueberries or raspberries?
Sassofras Nope. No sirree. Not out here in the wilderness. Now follow me. I know a shortcut straight to the castle.
[Cut to Sofia's room.]
Rex Princess Sofia's room! I win!
Barley Whoa! Whoa! You sure did. You're way too fast for me. Okay. Well, see ya later, pal.
Princess Sofia Hey. So, how's this spot for your new napping pillow?
Barley What? This is where I nap? This is... this is... Aw, come on. This is my... I mean... Oh! And do I love it? Princess.
Princess Sofia I'm glad to hear that, Clover. So then, I'll leave it there. And here's your lunch.
Barley Oh, that's for me? Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Princess Sofia You're welcome. Um, what happened to your ear?
Barley Nothin'. Nothing. I'm just a, uh...
[Cut back to Clover.]
Clover Ouch.
Sassofras What's the hold-up, bunny? Looks like there might be a storm a-blowin' in, and your castle is still a ways off.
Clover Ooh, these rocks are like spikes. They're jabbing into my paws.
Sassofras Let me see those paws. Hey, no wonder the rocks hurt. These are the softest paws I've ever seen. What do you do all day?
Clover Sleep, eat, eat some more, maybe I play a game with my princess, then sleep a little more after that.
Sassofras Whoo-whee! You have your own princess? That sounds awful nice. I have a trick for ya. We'll put these mushroom tops around those soft paws. It's nature's padding.
[Cut to Sofia's room.]
Barley This is delicious. Heavenly! And not one piece of it is rotten.
Princess Sofia Clover, you really are acting strange. Are you sure there's not something wrong?
Barley I was just really hungry. But I'm great.
Princess Sofia Um, okay. Well, I'm going to fencing practice. I'll see you later.
Barley You sure will, because I wanna stay here forever and ever... and ever!

♪ Well, I'm just a country bunny
I never thought my life could be so great! ♪

Whoo!

♪ I got a princess and a pillow
And a snack bowl seven times my weight ♪

Whoo!

♪ I'm living it up in the royal style
Living it up makes me wanna smile
Living it up, think I'll stay a while
Living it up oh yeah
I'm living it up ♪

Clover

♪ I wish that I was back at home now
Could use a little nap and maybe a snack
I'd rather have a little brushing
Instead of all these branches scratching my back ♪

Ow!

♪ I'm not living it up been hopping for miles
Not living it up really cramping my style
Not living it up getting harder to smile
Not living it up, oh no
Not living it up ♪

Barley ♪ Everything is cozy here in the castle ♪
Clover ♪ I wanna see my brand-new pillow with all the tassels ♪
Barley ♪ Just how many blueberries can I knock back? ♪
Clover ♪ Man, I wish nature would cut me some slack ♪
Barley ♪ I'm living it up no longer have to worry ♪
Clover ♪ Not living it up I really gotta hurry ♪
Barley

♪ I'm living it up feeling soft and furry
Living it up ♪

Clover ♪ I'm about to give up ♪
Barley ♪ I'm living it up ♪
Barley and Clover ♪ Oh yeah ♪
Barley ♪ I'm living it up ♪
Clover ♪ I'm giving up ♪ Are these hills ever gonna end?
Sassofras It could be worse.
Clover And now, it is.
Sassofras It's all part of the great outdoors.
Clover Yeah. Is there any indoor area in all this outdoors that we could maybe hide out in for a while?
Sassofras My place isn't too far from here. We can wait out the storm there if you want, and you'll be happy to hear it is a nice, soft path all the way.
Clover The path is soft because it's all muddy, isn't it?
Sassofras Yep, but it's only neck-deep, so we'll be fine.
Clover Mmm. that does not sound fine.
[Cut to the exterior of Enchancia Castle, where Barley is playing fetch with Rex as Sofia arrives at the scene.]
Princess Sofia That's strange. Clover never plays with Rex.
Rex You know what? You are, like, way more fun than usual today, Clover.
Barley Well, uh, don't tell anyone, but I'm not Clover.
Rex Okay... "Clover." I won't tell anyone.
Princess Sofia Hi, guys. Having a good time?
Barley Oh, yeah. The best time of my life!
Princess Sofia But, Clover, I thought you didn't like playing fetch with Rex.
Barley I didn't. I mean, I don't. This is a one-time thing, you know?
Princess Sofia Hmm. So... do you want a snack?
Barley Nah, that's all right. I'm still full from lunch.
Princess Sofia Okay, that's it. You never play fetch with Rex, your voice sounds funny, and you are never, ever full. You are not Clover, are you?
Barley Okay, okay, you're right. I am not Clover.
Princess Sofia Who are you then?
Barley My name's... Barley. Your coachman picked me up in the village because he thought I was Clover, and I didn't wanna tell you because castle life is so amazing, and I just really wanted to stay.
Princess Sofia So, Clover's still in the village by himself?
Barley Yeah, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to cause any harm. I'll help you find him, okay?
Princess Sofia Okay. We need to go right away.
Rex Hey, we're in the middle of our game. Where are you going?
Barley I'm sorry, dog. We gotta find the real Clover.
Rex Oh! Okay, Clover.
[Cut to Sassofras and Clover in the woods.]
Sassofras Here we are. Home sweet tree!
Clover Uh, where's the part where you actually live?
Sassofras Right here. Oh, you can relax on this big chair. It's super comfy as hunks of wood go. Or take the exercise ball. You could just sit on it like this, or you could stretch over it, or do arm dips. And if you feel like a nap, and you seem like the type who does, you can take a quick snooze over here. It's a back-scratcher and bed all-in-one.
Clover So, you... you like living here.
Sassofras Of course. It's pretty swell, huh? Yep. I am one lucky marsupial.
Clover You know, I live in a huge castle, nap on a big, soft pillow, snack on fresh blueberries. I even have a princess who scratches my ears, plays with me, and cheers me up when I'm having a bad day, even if it's not really that bad a day. Yo, I never realized how lucky I am.
Sassofras Well, sometimes, you're not truly thankful for what you got until you lose it. Let me demonstrate. You see?
Clover You're right. And I am going to be thankful for all the things I have in my life, as soon as I get back home.
Sassofras Then what are we waitin' for? Let's get back out there.
Clover But it's still raining.
Sassofras Oh, you're not gonna let a little rain keep you from gettin' back to your castle, are you?
Clover No way, Sassofras. I am going home.
Sassofras And I'ma gonna get you there, bunny.
[Cut to Sofia and Barley taking a coach in an attempt to find Clover. After a while, a thunderclap causes a branch to fall on the road, leading to the coach losing control and one of its wheels.]
Coachman Is everyone all right back there?
Princess Sofia We're okay.
Coachman Good. I'm afraid we lost a wheel, Miss.
Princess Sofia Poor Clover. I hope he's somewhere safe and warm.
[Cut back to Clover and Sassofras.]
Clover There it is. There it is! I'm almost home! This way, Sassofras. Yes! Whoo, I'm back, baby! I am never going out into the wilderness again.
Sassofras So, this is your place, huh? Hmm.
Clover This is my Princess Sofia's room. I hang out here a lot. Oh, oh, oh, this is where Sofia and I have lunch. This is where we play hopscotch. Oh, and this is where she lets me chew all the shoes I want. Oh... And that's... And that is the new napping pillow Sofia got me. Wait. Sofia? Where's Sofia? Hey, Sof. Sof.
Rex Clover! You're back already.
Clover What do you mean already? I feel like I've been gone for ages. Where's Sofia?
Rex Oh, she went out to look for you. With you.
Clover With me? What are you... What, what... She went out there, in the storm? Come on. We've gotta find my princess. She could get hurt out there.
Sassofras I don't understand. You wanna go back outside? But you're finally in your castle, with its fancy walls and floors, and things to chew.
Clover I know, I know, but none of these things seem all that great without Sofia. She gave me all this. She gave me this good life, and she's the best part of it. So I'm goin' back out there, Sassofras.
Sassofras Mmm-hmm. Run, rabbit, run.
Rex Hey, why do all the Clovers keep leaving me behind? Wait up!
Clover Look, look. They must've gone that way. A coach. Oh, no. What happened to her? What if she's hurt, and wandering through the woods all alone? What if she got stuck in a bramble bush, or... or eaten by a Wombeast? Oh...
Princess Sofia Clover?
Clover Sofia? Oh! It's me! It's me! The real me!
Princess Sofia I'm so glad you're okay.
Clover I was afraid I'd never see you again.
Princess Sofia Hey, are you sure it's the real you? I thought you weren't a hugger.
Clover Well, I am now. You!
Barley Oh, hey. So, uh, sorry I tried to live your life and all, but... it was just such a nice, cozy life, compared to mine, you know?
Clover I can't blame you, Barley. I do have a great life. All thanks to you, Sof.
Sassofras Ha ha! Does this mean you are now a poor, helpless creature in need of a home?
Barley Well, I guess I am. Enchanté. And you are?
Clover This is Sassofras. I couldn't have found my way home without her.
Sassofras You know, Barley, I happen to have a nice, cozy hollowed-out tree with plenty of extra space.
Barley You do?
Sassofras And enough bristle berries to whip up a whole pie!
Barley Oh, I love bristle berries!
Clover They're definitely made for each other.
Coachman Well, Princess, the coach is all fixed up and ready to go.
Princess Sofia Okay, great.
Sassofras I guess it's so long, for now.
Clover Thanks for everything, Sass.
Sassofras Anytime, friends.
Barley Hey, Princess, I had a great day.
Princess Sofia I did, too. Good luck, Barley.
Barley Bristle berries, here we come!
Princess Sofia So, you ready to go home, Clover?
Clover I kind of feel like I already am.
Transcripts
Season 1
"Just One of the Princes" | "The Big Sleepover" | "Let the Good Times Troll" | "Cedric's Apprentice" | "A Royal Mess" | "The Shy Princess" | "Blue Ribbon Bunny" | "The Princess Test" | "Baileywick's Day Off" | "Tri-Kingdom Picnic" | "The Little Witch" | "Two to Tangu" | "Finding Clover" | "The Amulet of Avalor" | "The Buttercups" | "Make Way for Miss Nettle" | "The Amulet and the Anthem" | "Tea for Too Many" | "Princess Butterfly" | "Great Aunt-Venture" | "The Baker King" | "Holiday in Enchancia" | "Four's a Crowd"
Season 2
"Two Princesses and a Baby" | "The Enchanted Feast" | "The Flying Crown" | "Mom's the Word" | "The Silent Knight" | "Enchanted Science Fair" | "King for a Day" | "When You Wish Upon a Well" | "Gizmo Gwen" | "Sofia the Second" | "Mystic Meadows" | "Princesses to the Rescue!" | "Ghostly Gala" | "The Emerald Key" | "Scrambled Pets" | "The Princess Stays in the Picture" | "Baileywhoops" | "Winter's Gift" | "The Leafsong Festival" | "Substitute Cedric" | "Clover Time" | "In a Tizzy" | "A Tale of Two Teams" | "The Littlest Princess" | "Buttercup Amber" | "Carol of the Arrow" | "Sidekick Clio"
Season 3
"Cool Hand Fluke" | "Minimus is Missing" | "Cedric Be Good" | "Princess Adventure Club" | "Minding the Manor" | "The Secret Library" | "New Genie on the Block" | "The Fliegel Has Landed" | "The Princess Ballet" | "All the Sprite Moves" | "Sofia in Elvenmoor" | "Stormy Lani" | "Lord of the Rink" | "The Secret Library: Olaf and the Tale of Miss Nettle" | "Gone with the Wand" | "Bad Little Dragon" | "Bunny Swap" | "Her Royal Spyness" | "Best in Air Show" | "Dads and Daughters Day" | "The Secret Library: The Tale of the Noble Knight" | "The Bamboo Kite" | "Beauty is the Beast" | "Cauldronation Day" | "Camp Wilderwood" | "Royal Vacation" | "Hexley Hall" | "The Princess Prodigy" | "One for the Books"
Season 4
"Day of the Sorcerers" | "The Secret Library: Tale of the Eternal Torch" | "The Crown of Blossoms" | "Pin the Blame on the Genie" | "The Mystic Isles: The Princess and the Protector" | "The Royal Dragon" | "The Mystic Isles: The Mare of the Mist" | "Through the Looking Back Glass" | "Princess Jade" | "Ivy's True Colors" | "Too Cute to Spook" | "Pirated Away" | "The Mystic Isles: The Falcon's Eye" | "The Mystic Isles: The Great Pretender" | "The Mystic Isles: A Very Mystic Wassalia" | "The Birthday Wish" | "In Cedric We Trust" | "The Mystic Isles: A Hero for the Hoodwinks" | "The Mystic Isles: Undercover Fairies" | "A Royal Wedding" | "The Royal School Fair" | "The Lost Pyramid" | "Return to Merroway Cove" | "The Elf Situation"
Television films
Sofia the First: Once Upon a Princess | Sofia the First: The Floating Palace | Sofia the First: The Curse of Princess Ivy | Elena and the Secret of Avalor | Sofia the First: The Mystic Isles | Sofia the First: Forever Royal