Below is a transcribed copy of the Sofia the First episode "The Royal Dragon".
| Speaker | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| Princess Sofia | Bye, Vivian! See you at school. Crackle, you dropped something. |
| Crackle | Oh, thanks, Sofia. |
| Princess Sofia | Are you sure you want to throw this away? It looks like an invitation! |
| Crackle | It is! For a really fantastic party. |
| Princess Sofia | But you love parties! How come you're not even opening this? |
| Crackle | You want me to open it? Okay, I'll open it. |
| Princess Sofia | "You are invited to this year's Dragon Roast 'n' Toast." That sounds fun! |
| Crackle | How could it not be fun? It's a giant picnic for dragons from every kingdom! |
| Princess Sofia | It says they do things like show off fire-breathing tricks. |
| Crackle | And sing dragon songs. |
| Princess Sofia | And do flying stunts. |
| Crackle | And have the best time they've ever had in their entire lives! |
| Princess Sofia | It sounds like you really want to go to the Roast 'n' Toast. |
| Crackle | Oh, I do. I really do, Sofia. |
| Princess Sofia | Then why don't you just go? |
| Crackle | Because everyone is supposed to come with their very best dragon buddy, and I don't have a dragon buddy, so I can't go. |
| Princess Sofia | You don't have one single dragon friend? |
| Crackle | I knew a lot of dragons when I was a kid, but back then I was shy and, well, I just never clicked with anyone. |
| Princess Sofia | But you're not shy anymore! I'm sure if you went to this Roast 'n' Toast, you'd make tons of friends! |
| Crackle | Maybe, but I can't go! Not without a buddy. |
| Princess Sofia | I'll go with you. |
| Crackle | But only dragons are allowed. |
| Princess Sofia | Then I'll be your dragon buddy. I wish to be a dragon. |
| Crackle | How did you do that? |
| Princess Sofia | My amulet lets me turn into animals. |
| Crackle | And it also lets you be the most amazing friend ever! Thank you, Sofia! |
| Princess Sofia | I wish to be myself again. |
| Crackle | Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! |
| Princess Sofia | So, when is the picnic? |
| Crackle | Tomorrow, in the kingdom of Brazendell. Can you meet me here bright and early? |
| Princess Sofia | Sure. I'll just tell my parents where we're headed. |
| Crackle | Great! We can fly over together, and I'll teach you some dragon songs and fire tricks on the way. |
| Princess Sofia | See you tomorrow! |
| Crackle | Let's try our fire shapes one last time. Just pucker up and blow! |
| Princess Sofia | Look! I got some smoke that time. Wow, Crackle, your fire shapes are really great. |
| Crackle | Thanks! Hey, you think that'll impress the other dragons and help me get some friends? |
| Princess Sofia | Um, I'm not sure that's how you make friends. |
| Crackle | Yeah, yeah, you're right. I've gotta do something really impressive. I know! When we do our flying tricks, I'll do a quadruple loop-de-spin! I've never done it before, but you spin like this, then loop like that, and then again like... Whoa! I just showed you how not to do it. What is this thing, anyway? |
| Princess Sofia | I think it's decoration for the Roast 'n' Toast. Look down below! |
| Crackle | We're here, Sofia! Yippee! |
| Princess Sofia | Let's go! Wow, I've never seen so many dragons before. Look, there's Smokelee! And Willawing! Let's go say hi. |
| Crackle | Wait, wait, wait. You can't! You're supposed to be Dragon Sofia, who they've never met before. |
| Princess Sofia | Oh, right. Then I won't wave to Nitelite over there, either. |
| Crackle | I can't believe you have more dragon friends than I do! |
| Princess Sofia | Well, let's do something about that. Why don't you go up to someone and say hi? |
| Crackle | Okay. Um... Hello, my name's... |
| Sizzle | Ah! |
| Princess Sofia | What's that? |
| Crackle | It's not a what, it's a who. |
| Singe | Look, there she is! |
| Flambeau | Sizzle! |
| Nitelite | What a star! |
| Sizzle | Wait, all my friends. I've got more to show you. Watch this! |
| Crackle | That's Sizzle. When we were kids, she was the star of every show, had the widest wingspan, knew all the best fire tricks... and she also had the most friends. |
| Sizzle | Don't worry. I have plenty more tricks to show you later. Crackle? Is that you? Wow! I haven't seen you in forever. |
| Crackle | Hi, Sizzle. I was just telling my friend here about you. |
| Sizzle | Oh! Did you mention how I was always the star of the show, had the widest wingspan, and knew all the best fire tricks? |
| Crackle | Yep, I think I covered everything. |
| Sizzle | I also blew the tallest plumes of fire. Still do! |
| Princess Sofia | Wow. Congratulations? |
| Crackle | Yeah, that's great, Sizzle. You're still the best. |
| Sizzle | Oh, only at some things. Okay, a lot of things! Ha-ha! |
| Crackle | It's The Duchess! |
| Princess Sofia | Who's The Duchess? |
| Crackle | The leader of all the dragons, and the most important dragon ever! |
| The Duchess | Fellow dragons, welcome to this year's Roast 'n' Toast! Up first, showing off your fire-breathing skills. Come on, gang, hit me with your best spark. |
| Sir Oliver | Hark! Do mine eyes deceive me? 'Tis a gathering of dragons, the same scary beasts who had me banished. Ah, Basil, my trusty steed, methinks, nay, meknows! This is our chance to get back at them! I, the brave Sir Oliver, shall single-handedly ruin their picnic! |
| Crackle | Okay, this is my chance to impress everyone with some really great fire shapes so they'll want to be friends with me. Here I go! |
| Singe | Oh, I've never seen a fire square before! Nice! |
| Crackle | Thanks a bunch! I've been practicing. |
| Sizzle | Is that right? Well, so have I! |
| Singe | Sizzle, that's the best fire shape I've ever seen! |
| Crackle | I'm never gonna make any friends at this rate. |
| Princess Sofia | Oh, don't give up. Why don't you try talking to that nice dragon again? |
| Crackle | Okay. Hi! My name is... |
| Sizzle | Hey, guys! Don't you guys just love The Duchess? |
| Singe | For sure! She's only the most important dragon ever. |
| Sizzle | Exactly, which is why I'm so excited she asked me to be her buddy for the Roast 'n' Toast! |
| Crackle | You're best buddies with The Duchess? The The Duchess? |
| Cinder | Wow! Good for you, Sizzle. |
| Sizzle | Wait, it gets even better. The Duchess has taken me under her wing and is teaching me to be the next leader of the dragons! |
| Crackle | That sounds... |
| Sizzle | Incredible? It is! She's teaching me all sorts of fabulous head-dragon-type stuff. |
| Singe | Like what? |
| Sizzle | How to create a wall of fire, and how to flap my wings so hard they make a tornado! You know, important stuff I'll need to know if I ever have to defend the dragon folk. |
| Crackle | Oh, you're so... |
| Sizzle | Lucky? I know! I mean, I'm best buddies with the most important dragon ever in the history of ever! |
| Crackle | Oh, and it's getting her even more dragon friends. That's nothing, Sizzle. My dragon buddy is even more important than The Duchess. |
| Sizzle | Pshaw. I doubt that. |
| Crackle | Well, she is. Because my buddy is the Royal Dragon of Enchancia! |
| Sizzle | What? |
| Singe | She's a royal dragon? |
| Cinder | Of Enchancia? Oh, that's fancy. |
| Crackle | Yup! She even has a castle. No, wait. She has ten castles! And one of them is made of gold. And diamonds! |
| Singe | So, uh, you think you could introduce me? |
| Cinder | Yeah, I want to see a gold castle with diamonds. |
| Sizzle | Um, I've never even heard of the Royal Dragon of Enchancia. |
| Crackle | Then I guess you don't know everything, Sizzle. Oh, now, excuse me. My best buddy's looking for me, and I don't want to keep royalty waiting. |
| Princess Sofia | It looks like you're making lots of dragon friends over there, Crackle. |
| Crackle | I am, Sofia! This picnic is going even better than I planned. |
| Princess Sofia | I'm so glad. Hey, watch this! I made a triangle! I was trying to make a heart, but still, I made something! |
| Sir Oliver | Just look at yon dragons, Basil, cavorting about, making dragony merriment. All that is about to end. These balloons of water will burst above them and douse their fiery festivities! This isn't working. Blasted thing. The trigger on the bowstring must be jammed. They may have won the battle, Basil, but not the war! A knight such as I never admits defeat! |
| The Duchess | Looking good, dragon folk! Now that we're all nice and warmed up, it's time to do some singing. Come rest your tails around the bonfire. |
| Singe | Hey, c-c-can we sit by you guys? |
| Princess Sofia | Sure! We always have room for new friends. There's Smoke, Wings and Fire! Hi there... Oh! Uh, dragons I've never met before. |
| Nitelite | Who's that dragon waving hi to us? |
| Flambeau | I heard Crackle say she's the Royal Dragon of Enchancia! |
| Nitelite | Ooh, how neat. Hey, I wonder if she knows Princess Sofia. |
| The Duchess | Now, who wants to sing the first song? |
| Crackle | Oh, me! Me! Me, me, me! |
| Sizzle | But I always go first! |
| Princess Sofia | Then maybe it's Crackle's turn? |
| Crackle | Yeah, maybe it is! After all, back in Enchancia, I was the star of the Leafsong Festival. |
| Sizzle | Well, I've been the star of lots of shows, too. |
| Crackle | Have you ever performed for the king and queen of Enchancia? Because I have. |
| Princess Sofia | When did you do that? |
| Crackle | And they gave me a big trophy for being the best singer they ever heard, ever! |
| Princess Sofia | Crackle, can I talk to you for a minute? You never sang for the king and queen of Enchancia! |
| Crackle | I know that. |
| Princess Sofia | Then why did you say you did? |
| Crackle | I am so tired of Sizzle always being the center of attention. I know if I could just show the other dragons that I'm good at things, too, then they'd wanna be friends with me! |
| Princess Sofia | You don't have to do something big and flashy to make friends, Crackle. Just be yourself and it'll happen! |
| Sizzle | You know what, I'm just gonna start singing. |
| Crackle | But not before I start singing!
♪ I'm all fired up |
| Sizzle | ♪ I've got a treat for you lucky dragons |
| Crackle | ♪ Hey, I'm all fired up |
| Sizzle | ♪ I'm in center stage |
| Crackle | ♪ Hello there I'm still here |
| Sizzle | ♪ While she flames out I'm just getting started |
| Crackle | ♪ But, hey, I'm still fired up for a chance to prove |
| Sizzle | ♪ I'm in center stage where I'm meant to be |
| Crackle | ♪ Hey, I'm all fired up ♪ |
| Sizzle | ♪ Check me out ♪ |
| Crackle | ♪ Yeah, I'm all fired up ♪ |
| Sizzle | ♪ Check me out ♪ |
| Crackle | ♪ Wow, I'm all fired up ♪ |
| Sizzle | ♪ Check me out ♪ |
| The Duchess | Oh, Sizzle! Why don't you sing us another tune? |
| Sizzle | I'd be happy to, buddy. |
| Princess Sofia | Oh, I'm sorry, Crackle. |
| Crackle | Oh, it's okay, Sofia. I should just get used to not having any friends when Sizzle is around. |
| Sir Oliver | Fear not, Basil. I know just the thing to ruin a dragon picnic: ants. Famed destroyers of picnics across the land! Go forth, tiny ones! Follow my path of breadcrumbs and do your worst to mine enemies! But they seem to prefer sugar cubes to breadcrumbs! Leave my armor at once, foul insects! Please! |
| The Duchess | All right, it's time for the big aerial show! I want to see your best flips and spins. Show your fellow dragons what you got! |
| Crackle | This is my last chance to show everyone that I'm even better at flying than Sizzle, which means I'd make an even better friend than her! |
| Princess Sofia | I was thinking you might have more luck making friends if you weren't so worried about impressing everyone. |
| Crackle | Hmm, yeah, I like my plan better. Let's do some loop-de-loops! |
| Princess Sofia | Ooh-kay. |
| Crackle | See, Sofia? Someone's watching. Do more! |
| Singe | Wow, look at those moves! |
| Sizzle | She should be good. She probably has servants to teach her, being the Royal Dragon of Enchancia and all. |
| Princess Sofia | The who? |
| Sizzle | Meanwhile, I learned my superstar flying moves without any royal help, thank you very much. |
| Singe | Well, I think it's very impressive, Your Highness. |
| Princess Sofia | Uh, thank you. Crackle, those dragons think I'm the Royal Dragon of Enchancia. |
| Crackle | That is weird. We should ignore them and keep flying. |
| Princess Sofia | Did you have something to do with this? Is that why the dragons have been fanning me and bowing to me all day? |
| Crackle | Please, Sofia! The Roast 'n' Toast is almost over, and I still haven't impressed anyone enough to be my friend! Can't you just pretend to be the Royal Dragon, just for a little while? |
| Princess Sofia | I'm sorry, Crackle. I only turned into a dragon so you could come here. I don't feel right lying about who I am on top of that. |
| Crackle | Fine, I'll just find another way to impress everyone. Watch this, everyone! I'm going to do the quadruple loop-de-spin! |
| Sizzle | But no one's ever done that before! |
| Crackle | I have! Loads of times! Just watch! |
| Princess Sofia | Careful, Crackle! Remember what happened last time! |
| Crackle | Whoa! This isn't the kind of attention I was hoping for. |
| Princess Sofia | Just lift your wings. Huh! Watch out! Thank you, Ms. Duchess. |
| Flambeau | Princess Sofia, what are you doing here? |
| Princess Sofia | Uh, I... |
| Flambeau | And why did Crackle say that you were the Royal Dragon of Enchancia? |
| Nitelite | You don't look like a dragon... at least, not anymore. Ooh! My brain hurts. |
| Sizzle | She isn't a dragon! Crackle was lying all this time. |
| Crackle | Okay, okay. You caught me. I was lying about having an important dragon friend, because the truth is... I don't have any dragon friends at all. |
| Princess Sofia | Crackle, wait! |
| Crackle | I knew I shouldn't have come to this picnic. |
| Sir Oliver | Fear not, Basil. We shall best these dastardly dragons yet by using my No-Blaze Dragon-Proof Net. |
| Crackle | Oh, no! I have to warn the others! |
| Sizzle | Ooh! Was that last move pretty amazing? Or is it just me? |
| Crackle | Everyone, everyone! Please listen to me! There's a big, bad knight in the woods, and he's coming to get us! |
| Sizzle | Don't listen to her. This is just another one of Crackle's lies. |
| Crackle | It is not! |
| Flambeau | Yeah, I'm sorry, Crackle, but what you're saying, it just doesn't make any sense! |
| Nitelite | Yeah, dragons are friends with the knights here in Brazendell. There's no reason they'd attack. |
| Crackle | But I'm telling the truth! You all have to leave, or that knight will get you! |
| Princess Sofia | There you are! Are you okay? |
| Crackle | No! A knight is trying to get the dragons, but no one will believe me! I was in the woods, and I heard this big knight with a yellow feather talking to his horse, Basil... |
| Princess Sofia | Wait. I know that knight! It's Sir Oliver, and he does not like dragons. |
| The Duchess | No need to panic. I'll just burn this net off. It's not working! |
| Sir Oliver | Ah-ha! My net is magically fireproof, you overgrown iguanas! This is what you get for crossing a knight such as I. |
| Sizzle | That knight! He has The Duchess! He has everyone! |
| Crackle | Can't you talk to him, Sofia? Tell him the dragons weren't hurting anyone. |
| Princess Sofia | I know Sir Oliver, and he won't listen to reason. |
| Crackle | And the dragons won't listen to me. I don't know anything about stopping knights. But Sizzle might. |
| Sizzle | Huh? What do you mean? |
| Crackle | The Duchess is training you to lead the dragons. She taught you how to create a wall of fire! |
| Princess Sofia | That's great! |
| Sizzle | Oh, right. |
| Crackle | And how to flap your wings so hard they make wind like a tornado! |
| Princess Sofia | Those things will definitely help us Sir Oliver. |
| Sizzle | Okay, well, the thing is, I don't actually know how to do any of that. |
| Crackle | What do you mean? The Duchess taught you... |
| Sizzle | Nothing. She taught me nothing, okay? She hasn't been training me to lead the dragons because... I didn't have any friends of my own to come with. |
| Princess Sofia | But you're always surrounded by other dragons! |
| Sizzle | Oh, sure, they like to watch me do stuff, but when I'm not putting on a show, they just go away. |
| Crackle | I can't believe you were lying this whole time! |
| Sizzle | Yeah, well, so were you! |
| Princess Sofia | Guys, that doesn't matter right now. You both made a mistake, but now it's time to work together to help our friends. |
| Crackle | I'm up for that if Sizzle is. |
| Sizzle | I was about to say the same thing! |
| Princess Sofia | Good, because I have an idea. Yoo-hoo! Sir Oliver! |
| Sir Oliver | Princess Sofia? Well, I hope you're not here to defend these wretched dragons! |
| Princess Sofia | Oh, no, I'm here to get your autograph. When we first met, I didn't realize how famous you were! |
| Sir Oliver | How baffling. I'm sure I mentioned it quite a few times! But I am happy to oblige. Give me that. Sir... Oliver. |
| Sizzle | Ah! |
| Sir Oliver | My ears! |
| Princess Sofia | Now, Crackle! |
| Crackle | One poorly executed quadruple loop-de-spin coming up! |
| Singe | We're free! |
| Cinder | Oh, nice going! |
| Sir Oliver | Please, that horrible high note is intolerable! |
| Sizzle | You did it, Crackle! |
| Princess Sofia | Now, drop that net on Sir Oliver! |
| Sir Oliver | Wait! I take it all back! I love dragons! Ah! Uh! Let me out, you scaly snakes! |
| Princess Sofia | Actually, Sir Oliver, I think it's time you take a little trip. Ladies? |
| Sizzle | Ah! |
| Sir Oliver | Oh, my ears! Thou hast wonnest this round! But I shall winnest the next! |
| Sizzle | Yes! |
| Crackle | Whoo-hoo! |
| Sizzle | You were amazing, Crackle. I think you actually did the quadruple loop-de-spin! |
| Crackle | Maybe. I lost count of the loops, but, Sizzle, your singing, wow! |
| Singe | Let's hear it for Sizzle and Crackle! |
| Flambeau | That really saved the day! |
| The Duchess | Ha-ha! This is one picnic we will never forget. I'd like to thank all three of you for saving our scaly hides. |
| Sizzle | To be honest, Auntie, it was mostly Crackle and Sofia. |
| The Duchess | Well, I'm proud of all of you. Fellow dragons, it's time to end this Roast 'n' Toast with some marshmallows around the fire. Who's in? |
| Dragon | I am! |
| Princess Sofia | Do you two want to roast some marshmallows? |
| Sizzle | I do, but only if my friend Crackle comes with me. |
| Crackle | Friend? You mean it, Sizzle? |
| Sizzle | I sure do. In fact, next Roast 'n' Toast, do you maybe wanna come with me? |
| Crackle | You bet I would! |
| Princess Sofia | I always said you were a terrific dragon, Crackle, and an even better friend. |
| Crackle | You too, Sofia. I mean it. You were getting really good at the dragon stuff. |
| Princess Sofia | Thanks! And I'm not done yet. I want to be a dragon. Ah! I did it. I breathed fire. |
| Crackle | You are a royal dragon, Sofia! |