Below is a transcribed copy of the Sofia the First episode "Mystic Meadows".
| Speaker | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| Princess Sofia | Buttercups, Buttercups, don't be slow. Buttercups, Buttercups, time to go! Good morning, Buttercups! |
| Buttercups | Hi, Sofia. |
| Princess Sofia | What's wrong? |
| Ruby Hanshaw | We have to cancel today's field trip. |
| Jade | Ruby's mom has a cold. So we don't have a troop leader to take us. |
| Baileywick | Say no more! Buttercup troop leader Baileywick reporting for duty. |
| Princess Sofia | You'll take us? Really, Baileywick? |
| Baileywick | It would be my pleasure. |
| Buttercups | Yeah! |
| Ruby Hanshaw | The trip's back on! |
| Baileywick | Now, all I need to know is where I'm taking you. |
| Ruby Hanshaw | Mystic Meadows. |
| Princess Sofia | It's a retirement home for old sorcerers. |
| Jade | We're going there to earn our good deed badges. |
| Ruby Hanshaw | By helping them out. |
| Baileywick | You know, if I'm not mistaken, Cedric's parents live in Mystic Meadows. |
| Princess Sofia | Oh, maybe he'll want to come with us. I'll go ask him. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | A little more hogweed nectar and... Ah, my super-growth potion is complete. But since I have no guinea pig, a raven will have to do. Now just hold still, Wormy. |
| Princess Sofia | Mr. Cedric! |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Don't you know you should never sneak up on a sorcerer? |
| Princess Sofia | Sorry. I just wanted to tell you that my Buttercup troop is going to Mystic Meadows. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | And you're telling me this because... |
| Princess Sofia | Because I thought you might want to come with us and visit your parents. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | You thought wrong. I already have a perfectly fine portrait of them right here. And besides, if I visit them, I have to see the family wand. |
| Princess Sofia | The family wand? |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Yes! It's a powerful wand that's passed down from sorcerer father to sorcerer son, except my father refuses to hand down the wand to me. |
| Princess Sofia | Why? |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Oh, he doesn't think I'm a good enough sorcerer. |
| Princess Sofia | But you're a great sorcerer. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Not when I'm around my father. He always interrupts me when I'm casting a spell, telling me the way I should be doing it and that makes me get the words wrong. And if you get the words wrong... Kablooey! You get the spell wrong. |
| Princess Sofia | Oh. Well, I've got an idea. I'm supposed to do a good deed today. What if my good deed is to help you get your family wand? |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | And just how do you expect to do that? |
| Princess Sofia | By taking you to Mystic Meadows. You can show your father all the amazing spells you can do. He'll see what a great sorcerer you are, and give you the family wand. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Hmm. If I get my hands on the family wand, it would make it far easier for me to take over the kingdom. I mean, take care of the kingdom. Count me in! |
| Princess Sofia | Great! |
| Goodwyn the Great | Welcome to Mystic Meadows. I am Goodwyn the Great, and this is my wife, Winifred the Wise. |
| Winifred the Wise | Oh, Cedric! What a wonderful surprise! Come here, my little Ceddy-kins! Mwah! |
| Jade | Oh! |
| Ruby Hanshaw | Ceddy. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Mummy! Not in front of the troop. |
| Winifred the Wise | How are all your sinister schemes coming along, dear? |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Oh, just fine, thank you, Mummy. Hello, Father. |
| Goodwyn the Great | Would it have been too much to wear your good robe, Cedric? |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Well, this is my good robe. |
| Jade | So what do you do at Mystic Meadows? |
| Princess Sofia | Oh, look! There's a brochure. Let's find out. Mystic Meadows is where all the greatest sorcerers go to live when they get older. It ays only the best get to rest at Mystic Meadows.
♪ If you're an aging master |
| Princess Sofia and Retired Sorcerers | ♪ Come to Mystic Meadows ♪ |
| Princess Sofia | ♪ Where the wizards kick back ♪ |
| Retired Sorcerers | ♪ Mystic Meadows ♪ |
| Princess Sofia | ♪ Now it's time to relax ♪ |
| Retired Sorcerers | ♪ Mystic Meadows ♪ |
| Princess Sofia | ♪ No matter what you've been told, yeah! |
| Princess Sofia and Retired Sorcerers | ♪ Mystic Meadows ♪ |
| Princess Sofia | ♪ The magic never grows old |
| Goodwyn the Great | ♪ But since only the best |
| Retired Sorcerers | ♪ At Mystic Meadows ♪ |
| Princess Sofia | ♪ Where the wizards kick back ♪ |
| Retired Sorcerers | ♪ Mystic Meadows ♪ |
| Princess Sofia | ♪ Now it's time to relax ♪ |
| Retired Sorcerers | ♪ Mystic Meadows ♪ |
| Princess Sofia | ♪ No matter what you've been told ♪ |
| Retired Sorcerers | ♪ Yeah! ♪ |
| Princess Sofia | ♪ At Mystic Meadows |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | ♪ I know I'm good enough to handle such stuff |
| All | ♪ Come to Mystic Meadows |
| Princess Sofia | ♪ At Mystic Meadows |
| Winifred the Wise | And if you think that's fun, just wait until this afternoon, when I will be personally hosting the Mystic Meadows Conjuring contest. |
| Meg | What's that? |
| Goodwyn the Great | You Buttercups will team up with us sorcerers and compete in a magic contest! And we've invited the whole village to come watch. |
| Jade | We're gonna be in a magic contest? |
| Ruby Hanshaw | Whoa! |
| Baileywick | All right, gather around, Buttercups. It's time to start doing our good deeds. |
| Princess Sofia | For my good deed, I'd like to help convince Mr. Cedric's father to give him the family wand. |
| Baileywick | Well, if anyone can do that, you can, Princess Sofia. Good luck. Now, does anyone know a good deed we can do for the rest of these nice folks? |
| Ruby Hanshaw | We could help them exercise! |
| Jade | With a dance class! |
| Princess Sofia | Excuse me, Mr. Goodwyn? |
| Goodwyn the Great | Yes, Princess Sofia? |
| Princess Sofia | Since you were the Royal Sorcerer before Mr. Cedric, you must have a lot of magical mementos. Charms, spell books, wands. |
| Goodwyn the Great | I may have kept a few trinkets. |
| Princess Sofia | Can I see them? |
| Goodwyn the Great | Well, of course you can, my dear. |
| Winifred the Wise | We thought you'd never ask. |
| Goodwyn the Great | Here it is. |
| Winifred the Wise | Oh, this door is stuck again. Goodie. |
| Princess Sofia | Now is your chance to show him what you can do. Cast a spell to open the door. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Right. Step aside, Father. I can handle this. Frontdooris... |
| Goodwyn the Great | Speak up, son! |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Op... openupigus! |
| Goodwyn the Great | Cedric, you said it wrong. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Because you interrupted me. |
| Princess Sofia | He'll get it right this time. Try again, Mr. Cedric. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Yes. Frontdooris... |
| Goodwyn the Great | Speak clearly. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | O-be-quiet-us! Whoa! |
| Goodwyn the Great | Well, at least it's open now. |
| Winifred the Wise | And we'll have plenty of jellybeans to serve later at the Conjuring Contest. I'll go get some bowls. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Well, there, you see what he did. He interrupts me, and then I get the words wrong. And if you don't say the words exactly right, kablooey! Oh, he does this all the time! |
| Princess Sofia | Don't worry, Mr. Cedric. We have all day to show your dad what a good sorcerer you are. |
| Ruby Hanshaw | Hi, everyone! Welcome to the Buttercup dance class! I hope everybody is ready to get moving! |
| Jade | We better go slowly so they can keep up. |
| Ruby Hanshaw | Good idea. Mr. Baileywick, don't play too fast. |
| Baileywick | Oh, I don't think I could if I tried. It's been years since I last played. |
| Peg | Isn't this fun? |
| Marshak | Oh, yes, great fun. But I think we should kick it up a notch. |
| Baileywick | Whoa! |
| Ruby Hanshaw | Mr. Baileywick, I didn't know you could play that fast! |
| Baileywick | Neither did I! And I can't seem to stop! |
| Marshak | Let's do the Wizard Watusi! |
| Sorcerer | Here we go! |
| Jade | Wow. They're in really good shape. |
| Peg | Can't keep up... |
| Jade | I think we need to find another good deed. |
| Goodwyn the Great | This is the tooth of a mighty Kraken I defeated when I saved the king's life for a fifth time, or was it the sixth? You know, I've saved his life so many times, I always forget. And this was my award for Sorcerer of the Year, the first time I won it. And those are, of course, the other 25. |
| Princess Sofia | Wow! They don't call you Goodwyn the Great for nothing! |
| Goodwyn the Great | No, they don't. A good nickname is very important for a sorcerer. It commands respect. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Maybe I ought to have one. |
| Princess Sofia | Yes. Cedric the Sensational! |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Oh, I do like the sound of that. |
| Goodwyn the Great | More like, Cedric the so-so... |
| Goodwyn the Great | Goodwyn! |
| Princess Sofia | Ooh. What is that? |
| Goodwyn the Great | Ah, yes. My most prized and powerful possession. Our family wand. Handcrafted by my great, great grand sorcerer and passed down from father to son. |
| Princess Sofia | So when do you give it to Mr. Cedric? |
| Goodwyn the Great | He's not ready to use such a powerful wand. |
| Winifred the Wise | Yes, he is, Mr. "Sorcerer of the Year." |
| Goodwyn the Great | Yes. Well, look what he did to the front door. And that was with an ordinary, off-the-shelf wand. |
| Princess Sofia | Mr. Goodwyn, maybe if you gave Mr. Cedric a chance to use the family wand, he might change your mind. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | I might. |
| Goodwyn the Great | Oh, very well. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | The family wand at last. |
| Goodwyn the Great | But it's not yours just yet. First, you must show me the best spell you can muster. Dazzle me, Cedric. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Hmm. Well, how about I conjure up the most amazing wizard hat you've ever worn? |
| Winifred the Wise | What a wonderful idea, Ceddy-kins! |
| Goodwyn the Great | Well, I do like a good hat. Can it be purple? |
| Princess Sofia | You can do it, Mr. Cedric! |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Right then. |
| Goodwyn the Great | Remember to keep your elbow up and flick the wrist. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | I know, Father. Spirits of velvet, do as I bid, and weave my father... |
| Goodwyn the Great | Flick the wrist! |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | I'm flicking it. Weave him up a brand new lid. |
| Princess Sofia | Wow! |
| Goodwyn the Great | Oh, why, it's quite nice. And I thought you said the spell wrong. My... |
| Winifred the Wise | Oh, dear. |
| Goodwyn the Great | Cedric. Cedric, stop it. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Oh, stopeezi! Undosium? Takebackitus? Reverso? Oh, I can't think of the right spell! |
| Goodwyn the Great | Oh. Ow! |
| Princess Sofia | Oh, oh! |
| Goodwyn the Great | You see? He's not ready. And I'm not sure he ever will be. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | But, Father, if you hadn't interrupted me... |
| Goodwyn the Great | I was trying to help you do it right. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Oh, you're interrupting again. |
| Goodwyn the Great | And you clearly didn't listen. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | But... |
| Goodwyn the Great | I'm going to find a spell to fix the door. |
| Winifred the Wise | I still think you're a wonderful sorcerer, Ceddy darling. Jellybean? |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Thank you, Mummy. |
| Ruby Hanshaw | Baking healthy snacks is a good deed, right? |
| Jade | Uh-huh. Good and yummy. This is our favorite Buttercup recipe, four-berry flatcakes. |
| Ruby Hanshaw | We hope you like them. |
| Meg | So what do you think? |
| Marshak | They're tasty. But what if we add a pinch of skyrocket salt? |
| Sorcerer | And a few lightning lemon drops. |
| Marshak | And some sprigs of disappearmint... and voila! Fresh baked fly-cakes! |
| Meg | It's really good. |
| Jade | So they don't need our help dancing and they don't need us to make them treats. What other good deeds can we do? |
| Marshak | Actually, there is something you can help me with. I need some top-notch partners for the big Conjuring Contest. |
| Jade | Us? |
| Meg | Us? |
| Marshak | You. |
| Princess Sofia | Don't worry, Mr. Cedric. You still have time to show your father a really great spell. |
| Winifred the Wise | And I know you will, Ceddy-kins. But it's time for me to get ready to host the Conjuring Contest where we'll find out who is the most magical sorcerer at Mystic Meadows. |
| Princess Sofia | That's what we should do! Let's enter the Conjuring Contest. We'll be a team. You, me, and your dad. Then when your magic helps us win the contest, your dad will see that you deserve the family wand. |
| Winifred the Wise | That's a wonderful idea. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | That's a terrible idea! Father will just interrupt me the way he always does. |
| Princess Sofia | Not if I'm there to stop him. |
| Winifred the Wise | She is the nicest friend you've ever had, Ceddy-kins. Come to think of it, she might be the only friend you've ever had. |
| Goodwyn the Great | I found the door spells. |
| Winifred the Wise | Never mind that, Goodwyn. You have a Conjuring Contest to prepare for. |
| Princess Sofia | With me and Mr. Cedric! |
| Goodwyn the Great | Oh, I don't know if that's such a good idea. |
| Princess Sofia | But I was so looking forward to being on your team. |
| Goodwyn the Great | Well, as long as I'm doing the conjuring, we should be fine. Porticus. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | This is not going to work. |
| Princess Sofia | Don't worry. I have a plan. |
| Winifred the Wise | Hello, one and all, and welcome to the annual Mystic Meadows Conjuring Contest! The rules of the contest are simple. I'll give each of you a riddle to solve, and then you conjure up the answers. No potions or spell books allowed, and no summoning of spirits from the netherworld to help. Whichever team gets all the riddles right will be declared Mystic Meadows Conjuring Champions. May the best wizards win. The first riddle is for Team Marshak. "It has many layers, but don't ask me why. If you try to peel them, it'll make you cry." |
| Jade | A cake's got layers. |
| Meg | Well, it could be... No, that's not it. |
| Ruby Hanshaw | Hmm, maybe it's a joke. Maybe it's an... |
| Ruby Hanshaw, Jade, Meg, and Peg | Onion! |
| Winifred the Wise | Correct! The answer is an onion! |
| Sorcerer | Huzzah! Huzzah! |
| Winifred the Wise | And now, a riddle for Team Goodwyn. "It starts out a creepy, crawly, little guy, then sprouts beautiful wings that allow it to fly." |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Um... Ooh, a creepy crawly? Yes, |
| Goodwyn the Great | The spell's... |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Oh, I know this. |
| Princess Sofia | Ooh, what about a butterfly? |
| Goodwyn the Great | Good thinking, Princess Sofia. I'll conjure one right up. |
| Princess Sofia | This is a beautiful wand, Mr. Goodwyn. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Flutterus butterus! |
| Winifred the Wise | Correct! The answer is butterfly! |
| Princess Sofia | Yes! |
| Goodwyn the Great | Well, nicely conjured, son. Very colorful. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Thank you, Father. |
| Princess Sofia | See? He's impressed. |
| Winifred the Wise | Team Marshak, it's time for your next riddle. "To make sure you're not late, just look at my face or watch for the birdie, just in case!" |
| Jade | Maybe it's... |
| Ruby Hanshaw | Uh, I don't know. |
| Winifred the Wise | Ooh. That is a very good guess. |
| Ruby Hanshaw, Jade, Meg, and Peg | Yeah! |
| Goodwyn the Great | But I am afraid it's not quite right. The answer is not just a clock, but... |
| Meg | A cuckoo clock! |
| Jade | Ugh! We were so close. |
| Winifred the Wise | Team Goodwyn, if you can answer this last riddle, you will be the winners. "With a few lumps of coal, your smile's frozen in place, but too much sunshine wipes it right off your face." |
| Goodwyn the Great | Okay, team, let us think. What has a frozen smile made of coal? |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Ooh, is it a Lava Lizard? |
| Goodwyn the Great | Made of coal, yes. Frozen, no. |
| Princess Sofia | Lumps of coal, smile's frozen in place, too much sunshine will... I know. A snowman! |
| Goodwyn the Great | Yes, that's it. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Oh, you're really good at riddles. |
| Princess Sofia | Thanks, Mr. Cedric. So can you conjure up a snowman? |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Certainly. |
| Goodwyn the Great | No, no, no. If we get this right, we win. I should do it. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | But I can do it, Father. |
| Goodwyn the Great | No, you can't, Cedric. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer and Goodwyn the Great | Frigidium Snowmanus! |
| Princess Sofia | You made them all snowmen? |
| Goodwyn the Great | Cedric, look what you've done. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Me? Both of us saying the spell is what made it go wrong. If I did it myself, it would have been fine! Oh, Mummy, I'll save you! Snowmanus... |
| Goodwyn the Great | Raise your arm higher! Restorato Meltato! |
| Princess Sofia | What is that? |
| Goodwyn the Great | Odin's icicles! You made a little sun, Cedric. You were supposed to say Packengo, not Meltado! |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | You distracted me! |
| Goodwyn the Great | I do not care! I am still afraid of your saying spells wrong. |
| Princess Sofia | Stop it-both of you! Look! |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Oh, no! They're melting! |
| Goodwyn the Great | I can fix this! |
| Princess Sofia | And so can Mr. Cedric, if you'd just give him a chance. |
| Goodwyn the Great | I've given him plenty of chances. |
| Princess Sofia | Well, not really. I know you're just trying to help, but you've been interrupting him all day. And the one time you didn't, he made a perfect butterfly. |
| Goodwyn the Great | Well, that's true, but this is a very difficult spell. |
| Princess Sofia | Which is why you need to let him do it on his own. |
| Goodwyn the Great | I'll give you one try, but do it quickly, before your dear mother melts. |
| Princess Sofia | It's all up to you now. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Yes. I suppose it is. Right. Winter ice and frozen snow, Restorato Packengo! |
| Winifred the Wise | We're still waiting, Team Goodwyn. Do you have an answer to the riddle? |
| Goodwyn the Great | Poseidon's pumpkins! You did it, Cedric! |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | I did. |
| Winifred the Wise | Did what? |
| Princess Sofia | They don't know what happened. So we can still win the contest. |
| Goodwyn the Great | One snowman, coming right uh... Cedric, why don't you do the honors? |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Really, Father? |
| Goodwyn the Great | Yes, son. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Frigidium Snowmanus! |
| Winifred the Wise | Snowman is the correct answer! Team Goodwyn has won the Mystic Meadows Conjuring Contest! Well done. |
| Sorcerer | Huzzah! Huzzah! |
| Princess Sofia | Great conjuring, Mr. Cedric! |
| Goodwyn the Great | Yes, well done, son. |
| Jade | Goodbye, Mr. Marshak. Sorry we weren't able to do a good deed for you today. |
| Marshak | What are you talking about? We spent the day dancing, cooking, conjuring. I can't remember the last time we had so much fun. And that's the best deed I can think of. |
| Jade | So we did our good deeds? |
| Marshak | You did great deeds. |
| Baileywick | Excellent. So when we get home, you will all receive your Buttercup Good Deed badges. |
| Marshak | Why wait until then? |
| Peg | Yes! |
| Meg | Wow! |
| Ruby Hanshaw | Whoo! |
| Jade | Whoo-hoo! |
| Princess Sofia | Thanks! |
| Winifred the Wise | Goodbye, Ceddy-kins. Hope to see you again soon. And you, too, Princess Sofia. Thank you for visiting. |
| Princess Sofia | Sure. We all had a great time. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Where's Father? |
| Winifred the Wise | I don't know. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Well, then say goodbye for me. |
| Princess Sofia | And me, too. |
| Goodwyn the Great | But, Cedric, there is something I need you to look after for me, son. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | The family wand. |
| Goodwyn the Great | You've earned it. Now make sure you put it to good use. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Thank you, Father. |
| Baileywick | All right, everyone. Let's give them a big Buttercup farewell. |
| Buttercups | Buttercups, Buttercups! Tried and true! Buttercups, Buttercups! We'll miss you! |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Firecrackerus Explodo! |
| Goodwyn the Great | That's my son, you know. Cedric the Sensational! |