A Tale of Two Teams/Transcript — sofia

Below is a transcribed copy of the Sofia the First episode "A Tale of Two Teams".

Speaker	Dialogue
Princess Sofia	I'm open. Go long, Jade.
Jade	I got it. I got it. Ugh. I had until it changed on me.
Ruby Hanshaw	That's the thing about dazzleball. You never know when it's gonna change shape.
Princess Sofia	Jade, pass it to me.
Man	Whoa!
Jade	Sorry. Guess I'm a little rusty.
Ruby Hanshaw	We haven't played in so long.
Man	Hear ye, hear ye. The King's Cup dazzleball challenge match between the Royal Redhawks and the Dunwiddie Ducks will take place one week from today, at the brand new Enchancia Square Garden. May the best team win.
Ruby Hanshaw	Oh, I can't wait. The way Sofia's been playing, we could finally beat the Royals.
Jade	But Sofia is a royal now. Does that mean you won't play on our team?
Ruby Hanshaw	You have to play on our team, Sofia. You've always played on our team.
Princess Sofia	Of course I'll be on your team. You're my best friends.
Ruby Hanshaw	All right!
Jade	Yes!
Princess Sofia	Team cheer! Team cheer!
Princess Sofia, Ruby Hanshaw, and Jade	Quack, Ducks, quack! Quack, Ducks, quack!
Jade	Way to go, Sofia!
Ruby Hanshaw	We're gonna beat the Royals for sure.
Prince James	Sofia!
Princess Amber	There you are. It's time for dazzleball practice. Are you excited to be a Royal Redhawk?
Princess Amber and Prince James	Rah-Rah-Redhawks!
Princess Sofia	Um, actually, I'm going to play for the village team.
Prince James	What?
Princess Amber	Sofia, you're a royal now. You should be playing with us. Well, I won't be playing. Daddy made me the coach. But you should be on our team.
Princess Sofia	I already told my friends.
Princess Amber	Then just tell them you changed your mind.
Princess Sofia	But I haven't changed my mind.
Princess Amber	Oh, Sofia, you will when you see what it's like on the royal team. ♪ Play with us and you will see All the things you'll get for free ♪
Prince James	♪ A brand-new field with grass so green The coolest scoreboard ever seen ♪
Princess Amber	♪ Our uniforms are just divine And by the way, they're my design ♪
Prince James	♪ It's nothing but the very best For those who wear the Redhawks crest ♪
Princess Amber and Prince James	♪ Play with us, come and get it Play with us, you won't regret it Play with us and you'll be treated just like royalty Play with us, we're a trio ♪
Princess Amber	♪ Yes, it's James and you and me ♪
Princess Amber and Prince James	♪ Oh, play with us and you'll be treated just like royalty ♪
Princess Amber	♪ When you're tired to the bone Come sit upon your sideline throne ♪
Prince James	♪ Servants will provide some shade And serve you ice cold dazzle-ade ♪
Princess Sofia	♪ Playing with you sounds just like a dream But I said I'd be on my friends' team ♪
Princess Amber and Prince James	♪ Sisters and brothers look one for one another ♪
Princess Amber	♪ So we should play together ♪
Prince James	♪ We should play together ♪
Princess Amber and Prince James	♪ Friends are nice but family is forever Play with us, come and get it Play with us, you won't regret it Play with us and you'll be treated just like royalty Play with us, we're a trio ♪
Prince James	♪ Yes it's Amber, you, and me ♪
Princess Amber and Prince James	♪ Oh, play with us and you'll be treated just like royalty ♪
Prince James	♪ This equipment is top-notch Our stands have room for all to watch ♪
Princess Amber	♪ And when we win you'll feel the bliss Those Ducks of Dunwiddie can't match this ♪
Princess Amber and Prince James	♪ Play with us and you'll be treated just like royalty Play with us ♪
Princess Sofia	You're right. We are family. I'll be a Royal Redhawk.
Prince James	Brilliant!
Princess Amber	Let's do the team cheer.
Princess Sofia, Princess Amber, and Prince James	Rah-Rah-Redhawks!
Princess Sofia	Just tell them the truth. Ruby, Jade, guys, there's something I need to tell you.
Lucinda	Sofia, you're here.
Ruby Hanshaw	Wait till you see all the new moves I've been working on.
Princess Sofia	But I've decided...
Jade	Here, Sofia, put this on. It's your new uniform.
Princess Sofia	Okay.
Dunwiddie Ducks	Quack, Ducks, quack! Quack, Ducks, quack!
Ruby Hanshaw	Let's get this practice started. Everybody, break up into two sides.
Meg	Come on, Sofia. Let's play.
Lucinda	Get the ball.
Princess Sofia	I'm open.
Jade	Whoa!
Meg	Hey!
Ruby Hanshaw	Lucinda, there's no magic allowed in dazzleball.
Lucinda	Sorry. Forgot.
Ruby Hanshaw	Jade's doing her super-duper spin kick.
Princess Sofia	You okay, Jade?
Jade	I don't know how I did that. I've never missed a spin kick before.
Princess Sofia	Over here.
Ruby Hanshaw	Pass it back.
Meg	Nice shot, Sofia.
Jade	Wow! I'm sure glad you're on our team. Hey, was there something you wanted to tell us before?
Princess Sofia	Um... No. Let's keep practicing.
Jade	Yeah. I could use it.
Princess Sofia	Oh. Nice try, Jade.
Jade	Trying isn't good enough. I have to play better than this if we're gonna win.
Clover	The squirrel passes to the rabbit. A give-and-go. Back to the squirrel. Look at that little squirrel move. He could go all the... Hey, you can't eat the ball. Sof, what's wrong?
Princess Sofia	Oh, nothing.
Clover	Uh-uh-uh. Come on now. You can't fool me. I can always sniff out trouble. Sof, what's the matter?
Princess Sofia	I told Ruby and Jade I'd play on the village dazzleball team.
Clover	Eh, sounds like fun.
Princess Sofia	Then I told Amber and James I'd play on the royal team.
Clover	Eh, sounds like a problem.
Princess Sofia	And now I don't know which team to play for. My family or my friends?
Clover	Yeah, that's a tough one. Hmm. Well, you could always forget about all of them and play dazzleball with us.
Princess Sofia	You know, you're right, Clover. I think I know a way to get out of playing for either team so no one will be disappointed. I just need a bandage and some wood.
Princess Amber	Now remember, there is no "I" in team, but there is one in fashion. So let's look good out there. Yeah!
Princess Maya	Amber, do you know anything about coaching dazzleball?
Princess Amber	Of course I do. I know that all wristbands must be color-coordinated.
Prince James	Oh, brother.
Prince Zandar	Well, do you have any plays we can run?
Princess Amber	Plays?
Princess Jun	You know, Amber. Plans that the coach comes up with.
Princess Maya	That tell us where to go on the field so we can score.
Prince James	So we can win the game.
Princess Jun	You can borrow my dazzleball playbook if you like.
Princess Maya	It's filled with lots of good scoring plans.
Princess Amber	Oh, thanks. I know just what to use it for. Can everyone see me better now?
Princess Sofia	Ow!
Prince James	Sofia.
Prince Zandar	Oh, no!
Prince Khalid	What happened?
Princess Sofia	I... Ow. Ow. Hurt my foot. Looks like I can't play in the big game. Ow.
Prince James	Oh, no.
Princess Amber	Ugh. Really, Sofia. You should be more careful. Oh!
Princess Sofia	Amber.
Princess Amber	Thanks.
Prince James	Wow! I guess your foot must be feeling better.
Princess Sofia	Oh. I, um... I guess so.
Princess Jun	Then you can play.
Princess Maya	That's a relief.
Princess Sofia	No. No, I can't.
Prince James	What do you mean? That was some nifty footwork.
Princess Sofia	That's not it. I...
Princess Amber	Oh, don't worry, Sofia. I'll make sure you look fabulous out there. Here. Try a blue wristband. It highlights your eyes.
Clover	I'm guessing the fake boo-boo didn't work.
Princess Sofia	No, it didn't. I have to pick one team or the other, and I don't have much time. There's a practice game tomorrow.
Ruby Hanshaw	Thanks for coming to the practice game, Your Majesties.
Princess Amber	Of course, Ruby.
Prince James	It'll be good to get in some practice before the big game.
Ruby Hanshaw	Sofia, you've got the wrong uniform on.
Princess Sofia	Well, the thing is, I'm playing on the royal team.
Ruby Hanshaw	But you said you'd play with us.
Princess Sofia	I'm sorry. I tried to tell you before.
Ruby Hanshaw	How could you do this to us?
Jade	I thought we were your best friends.
Ruby Hanshaw	Yeah.
Princess Sofia	You are my best friends. I didn't think they'd get so mad.
Princess Amber	But you made the right choice.
Prince James	Come on. You'll feel better when we start playing.
Princess Amber	Listen up, Redhawks. Today may just be a practice game, but the most important thing to remember is to not get your uniforms dirty, so they'll be pretty for the big game.
Prince James	What about sharpening our skills?
Princess Jun	Or working on our plays?
Princess Amber	Oh, put that thing down. You don't want to tire yourself out.
Baileywick	All right, everyone, this is only a practice game, but the rules are the same as they will be for the real game. Whoever scores the most goals before time runs out wins.
Prince James	I got it. Oh.
Princess Sofia	Over here.
Prince James	Yeah!
Princess Maya	Nice.
Princess Jun	Great play.
Queen Miranda	Good job, Sofia.
Princess Sofia	Thanks, Mom.
Jade	Out of my way.
Princess Sofia	Sorry, Jade. I...
Ruby Hanshaw	Jade, I'm open.
Jade	No.
Prince Zandar	Whoo!
Princess Maya	Way to go, James!
Princess Jun	All right!
Queen Miranda	Excellent play, James.
Ruby Hanshaw	Jade, you passed it right to them.
Jade	I didn't mean to.
Ruby Hanshaw	It's bad enough Sofia is playing for the other team. We don't need you doing it, too.
Jade	That's not fair, Ruby.
Lucinda	Pass it to me.
Baileywick	Illegal use of magic. Royal Redhawks get a free kick.
Lucinda	Sorry. Oh.
Baileywick	Kick is blocked. Timeout on the field.
Princess Maya	Amber, do you have a play for us?
Princess Amber	Ugh! Why does everyone keep talking about plays?
Prince James	Because a good one can help us score.
Baileywick	Game on.
Princess Maya	Okay. Here goes.
Prince James	Kick it to me.
Ruby Hanshaw	Quick, Jade, do your spin kick.
Princess Maya	Over here.
Baileywick	Time's up. Final score of the practice game, Royal Redhawks three, Dunwiddie Ducks zero.
Princess Amber	We win!
Royal Redhawks	Rah-Rah-Redhawks!
Jade	I don't know what's wrong with me. My spin kick used to work every time. It was always my best move, but now I keep missing the ball.
Ruby Hanshaw	It's okay. It was just a practice game. The real game is tomorrow, and we're going to win.
Jade	Win? In case you didn't notice, we just got creamed, and our best player is on the other team.
Princess Sofia	Good game.
Jade	Maybe for you.
Princess Sofia	Oh, Mom, I know I'm a royal now, but part of me feels like I should really be playing on the village team.
Queen Miranda	You know what I love most about dazzleball? The way the ball changes its shape all the time. You never know what's coming next. Life is kind of like that, too. One day you're a simple villager. The next day you're a princess, living in a castle. No matter where life takes you, you should never forget where you come from, because that is a part of you, too. You just have to be true to yourself, Sofia.
Princess Sofia	Huh. I think I know what to do. Thanks, Mom.
Queen Miranda	Just don't forget the most important part of playing a sport.
Princess Sofia	What's that?
Queen Miranda	Having fun. Come and get it.
Princess Sofia	Hey!
Princess Amber	Okay, team, pay attention. We're going to have a little surprise for the village team today.
Prince Zandar	You drew up some new plays for us?
Princess Amber	Even better. I've designed new headbands for the team.
Prince Zandar	That's your big strategy?
Prince James	I am not wearing that.
Princess Amber	You have to look like a winner to be a winner, James.
Prince James	Amber, we need a coach, not a fashion designer.
Princess Amber	Uh, Jun, really. Why do we need a playbook when we beat the village team so easily in the practice game? The problem isn't winning. It's how to look good doing it. Sofia, why aren't you in your uniform?
Princess Sofia	I'm sorry I'm doing this at the last minute, but I'm going to play for the village team.
Princess Amber	What? You can't. You're royal now.
Princess Sofia	I was a villager before I was royal. I'm part of both worlds now. And since I told my friends I'd play on their team first, I have to honor that.
Princess Amber	What about us?
Princess Sofia	It's just a game, Amber. We'll still be family when it's over.
Prince James	Sofia's right. It is just a game.
Princess Amber	All right. If you want to play for the losing team, Sofia, go right ahead. But you're missing out on wearing a spectacular headband.
Jade	Do I have to go out there?
Ruby Hanshaw	We need you. You saw how badly they beat us in the practice game. You've always been one of our best players.
Jade	You mean I used to be. Now I'm the worst. I'll just stay in here.
Ruby Hanshaw	No, you're playing. If we're gonna have a chance, we need everyone we've got.
Princess Sofia	Even old friends?
Jade	What are you doing here?
Princess Sofia	I came to say I'm sorry. I should have stuck with you guys to begin with. No matter where I live, I'll always be from the village. And I'll always be your friend. So I'd like to play on your team today, if you'll let me. Once a Duck always a Duck, right?
Jade	You think we should welcome you back after what you did?
Princess Sofia	I said I was sorry.
Meg	Yeah.
Lucinda	Come on, Jade.
Ruby Hanshaw	Give her a break.
Lucinda	Of course you can play with us, Sofia.
Ruby Hanshaw	Here you go.
Princess Sofia	come on.
Dunwiddie Ducks	Quack, Ducks, quack! Quack, Ducks, quack!
Jade	You may be back on the team, but it doesn't mean we're friends again. And the Royals are still gonna beat us.
Clover	Good afternoon, ladies and gentle-squirrels. Welcome to the King's Cup dazzleball match. It's a beautiful day for a game.
Princess Amber	Okay, Redhawks, let's go out there and show them who's in charge!
Ruby Hanshaw	Okay, guys, this is it. This is the year we win the big game.
King Roland II	Let's get ready to dazzle!
Clover	And the game is underway! It's intercepted by Sofia. Here come the Ducks. Sofia runs upfield, passes to Jade. Ooh! The catch is fumbled. James picks it up. Weaves his way through the defenders. And boom! Hooks the ball right into the goal! The Redhawks score the first point! Wow!
Jade	Whatever happens, do not pass the ball to me.
Princess Sofia	It's okay, Jade. Everyone misses a catch once in a while.
Ruby Hanshaw	Not Jade. She was our best player last year.
Clover	Maya kicks off for the Redhawks. And it comes to Lucinda.
Lucinda	Get it, Jade!
Clover	Who passes it to Jade.
Jade	Whoa!
Princess Jun	Got it.
Jade	No! How did I miss that?
Princess Sofia	I think something's wrong with Jade.
Prince Khalid	Stop Jun!
Prince James	Go, Jun!
Princess Maya and Prince Zandar	Shoot it!
Princess Jun	I can't see!
Clover	Here come the Ducks! Sofia shoots! She scores! Goal for the Ducks, and it's all tied up.
Audience member	Whoo-hoo!
Princess Sofia	Yeah!
Princess Jun	I would have scored if it wasn't for this headband.
Prince James	If you really want to help us, Amber, try doing some actual coaching.
Clover	Ruby kicks off for the Ducks. Zandar catches the ball. And Sofia picks up the ball again. What a play!
Jade	No, no! Don't pass to me.
Clover	Sofia passes to Meg, and Meg back to Sofia. She shoots! She scores! And the Ducks take the lead!
Princess Amber	Okay, Redhawks, huddle up. I have a play.
Royal Redhawks	You do?
Princess Amber	I do. We have to score and score fast, so this is what you need to do. Jun, you act like you're going to catch the kickoff, but at the last second James will run in and catch it. Everyone will be so busy chasing him that you'll be able to sneak right up the field.
Clover	The score is Dunwiddie Ducks two, Royal Redhawks one. Oh, there's only a few minutes left in the game. The Redhawks need to make something happen and fast.
Princess Amber	Go get 'em!
Clover	Here's the kickoff. And it's gonna be caught by Jun. No, wait! James cuts in and grabs it. He throws back to Jun, who's wide open. The Redhawks score the tying goal! Oh-oh! Coach Amber drew up an amazing play.
Princess Maya	All right, Amber. Great coaching.
Princess Amber	Not the hair. Not the headband.
Prince James	Thanks, Amber.
Princess Amber	Oh.
Clover	Lucinda grabs the kickoff, zips it up to Sofia. She passes it to Jade.
Meg	Hey, Jade!
Ruby Hanshaw	Do your spin kick, Jade!
Baileywick	Time out.
Jade	Ugh. Not again.
Princess Sofia	Here's the ball, Baileywick.
Baileywick	Oh.
Princess Sofia	Sorry.
Baileywick	It's okay, Sofia. I can't catch anything without my glasses.
Princess Sofia	Huh. Maybe that's what's wrong with Jade.
Baileywick	Oh, thank you.
Princess Sofia	Do you happen to have any spare eyeglasses I can borrow?
Baileywick	Of course. Take your pick.
Princess Sofia	Jade, I think there's a reason you're not playing well. You need glasses.
Jade	No, I don't. Leave me alone.
Princess Sofia	Look, I know you're mad at me, but we're on the same team. And I really think they'll help. Will you at least try them on?
Jade	Okay. Oh, wow! Everything's so clear.
Princess Sofia	Okay, Jade, let's win this game.
Clover	It all comes down to this. Under a minute left in the game, and it's all tied up at two goals apiece.
Princess Jun	There's not much time. And they still have the ball.
Princess Amber	Hmm.
Prince James	We need a good play. What should we do, Coach Amber?
Princess Amber	Hmm. Well, Sofia's their best player, so they'll probably give her the ball. When she gets it, everyone surround her. We'll steal the ball, score, and win.
Prince James	I like it.
Princess Jun	Okay.
Princess Maya	Let's do it.
Clover	And the crowd is on the edge of their tails, waiting to see who will take home the King's cup. Ruby fields the kickoff, flips it to Meg.
Prince James	Now!
Clover	Who hands it off to Sofia.
Princess Maya	Get Sofia.
Prince James	Defense, defense!
Clover	Sofia runs upfield, but here comes the entire Redhawks team. They're swarming around Sofia.
Princess Sofia	Hey!
Clover	She has nowhere to run.
Jade	I'm open, Sofia! I'm open!
Clover	And Sofia passes the ball to Jade. Whoa! She's got the ball with only seconds left.
Princess Sofia	Shoot it.
Ruby Hanshaw	Go for it, Jade!
Clover	She shoots! And scores! Yes! That's it! The game is over, and the Dunwiddie Ducks have won, three to two! What? Yes!
Jade	We won!
Meg	You did it!
Ruby Hanshaw	We won! Great kick, Jade!
Dunwiddie Ducks	Quack, Ducks, quack! Quack, Ducks, quack! Quack, Ducks, quack!
Jade	You were right. I do need glasses. I guess I'll see the doctor and get my own pair after the game. Thanks, Sofia.
Princess Sofia	Sure, Jade.
Jade	You're a great teammate and a great friend.
Dunwiddie Ducks and Royal Redhawks	Good game. Nice playing. Good game. Good game. Good game.
Princess Sofia	You played a great game, James.
Prince James	You played a better one.
Princess Sofia	But you had a great coach.
Princess Amber	And I'm going to be even better next year. I really like coaching. You tell people what to do and then they do it.
Queen Miranda	That certainly was an exciting game. Well done, everyone.
King Roland II	And it is my great pleasure to present the King's Cup to this year's dazzleball champions... the Dunwiddie Ducks!
Dunwiddie Ducks	Quack, Ducks, quack! Quack, Ducks, quack! Quack, Ducks, quack!

Transcripts
Season 1
"Just One of the Princes" \| "The Big Sleepover" \| "Let the Good Times Troll" \| "Cedric's Apprentice" \| "A Royal Mess" \| "The Shy Princess" \| "Blue Ribbon Bunny" \| "The Princess Test" \| "Baileywick's Day Off" \| "Tri-Kingdom Picnic" \| "The Little Witch" \| "Two to Tangu" \| "Finding Clover" \| "The Amulet of Avalor" \| "The Buttercups" \| "Make Way for Miss Nettle" \| "The Amulet and the Anthem" \| "Tea for Too Many" \| "Princess Butterfly" \| "Great Aunt-Venture" \| "The Baker King" \| "Holiday in Enchancia" \| "Four's a Crowd"
Season 2
"Two Princesses and a Baby" \| "The Enchanted Feast" \| "The Flying Crown" \| "Mom's the Word" \| "The Silent Knight" \| "Enchanted Science Fair" \| "King for a Day" \| "When You Wish Upon a Well" \| "Gizmo Gwen" \| "Sofia the Second" \| "Mystic Meadows" \| "Princesses to the Rescue!" \| "Ghostly Gala" \| "The Emerald Key" \| "Scrambled Pets" \| "The Princess Stays in the Picture" \| "Baileywhoops" \| "Winter's Gift" \| "The Leafsong Festival" \| "Substitute Cedric" \| "Clover Time" \| "In a Tizzy" \| "A Tale of Two Teams" \| "The Littlest Princess" \| "Buttercup Amber" \| "Carol of the Arrow" \| "Sidekick Clio"
Season 3
"Cool Hand Fluke" \| "Minimus is Missing" \| "Cedric Be Good" \| "Princess Adventure Club" \| "Minding the Manor" \| "The Secret Library" \| "New Genie on the Block" \| "The Fliegel Has Landed" \| "The Princess Ballet" \| "All the Sprite Moves" \| "Sofia in Elvenmoor" \| "Stormy Lani" \| "Lord of the Rink" \| "The Secret Library: Olaf and the Tale of Miss Nettle" \| "Gone with the Wand" \| "Bad Little Dragon" \| "Bunny Swap" \| "Her Royal Spyness" \| "Best in Air Show" \| "Dads and Daughters Day" \| "The Secret Library: The Tale of the Noble Knight" \| "The Bamboo Kite" \| "Beauty is the Beast" \| "Cauldronation Day" \| "Camp Wilderwood" \| "Royal Vacation" \| "Hexley Hall" \| "The Princess Prodigy" \| "One for the Books"
Season 4
"Day of the Sorcerers" \| "The Secret Library: Tale of the Eternal Torch" \| "The Crown of Blossoms" \| "Pin the Blame on the Genie" \| "The Mystic Isles: The Princess and the Protector" \| "The Royal Dragon" \| "The Mystic Isles: The Mare of the Mist" \| "Through the Looking Back Glass" \| "Princess Jade" \| "Ivy's True Colors" \| "Too Cute to Spook" \| "Pirated Away" \| "The Mystic Isles: The Falcon's Eye" \| "The Mystic Isles: The Great Pretender" \| "The Mystic Isles: A Very Mystic Wassalia" \| "The Birthday Wish" \| "In Cedric We Trust" \| "The Mystic Isles: A Hero for the Hoodwinks" \| "The Mystic Isles: Undercover Fairies" \| "A Royal Wedding" \| "The Royal School Fair" \| "The Lost Pyramid" \| "Return to Merroway Cove" \| "The Elf Situation"
Television films
Sofia the First: Once Upon a Princess \| Sofia the First: The Floating Palace \| Sofia the First: The Curse of Princess Ivy \| Elena and the Secret of Avalor \| Sofia the First: The Mystic Isles \| Sofia the First: Forever Royal