Below is a transcribed copy of the Sofia the First episode "Royal Vacation".
| Speaker | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| Queen Miranda | Uh! Where is everyone? |
| Princess Sofia | Sorry I'm late for game night. I was practicing derby and lost track of time. |
| Queen Miranda | Mmm-hmm. I guess the rest of the family lost track of time, too. I'll go see what's holding your father up. |
| Princess Sofia | And I'll go find Amber and James. Can our first game be Who Am I? I've been working on my Cedric impression. "Merlin's mushrooms!" Amber, what are you doing? It's game night, remember? |
| Princess Amber | Oh! I completely forgot. Oh, I got so caught up redesigning my closet. So what do you think of this? I want to install a mini-planetarium so I can look at the stars and choose a stylish outfit at the same time! |
| Princess Sofia | Great idea, but Mom's waiting. |
| Princess Amber | Right. Hold on. My telescope can double as my hat rack. |
| Princess Sofia | I'll tell Mom you're coming in a bit? |
| Princess Amber | Uh, yes, yes, I'll be right there. Thanks, Sofia! |
| Prince James | Halt! |
| Princess Sofia | Why? |
| Prince James | My knights are on a quest to rescue King Ashford, and you're about to smoosh the king. |
| Princess Sofia | Oh, sorry. But it's great you're excited about playing a game, because Mom wants us all in the family room for game night. |
| Prince James | This is no game, Sofia. This is a brave and daring quest. Can you tell Mom I'll be there soon? |
| Princess Sofia | Sure. |
| Queen Miranda | Rollie, ready for game night? |
| King Roland II | Oh! Is it that time already? The royal builder and I are designing a new castle as a gift for the elves, and I've been having a blast making these turrets. |
| Queen Miranda | But it's game night. |
| King Roland II | Uh, Miranda? |
| Queen Miranda | What is it? |
| King Roland II | Would you mind if I quickly built the great hall? |
| Queen Miranda | And then you'll come to game night. |
| King Roland II | As soon as I'm finished. |
| Queen Miranda | Oh, goody. I guess they're not coming. |
| Princess Sofia | I guess not. |
| Queen Miranda | Sofia, can you remember the last time we all did something together as a family? |
| Princess Sofia | Well, we had breakfast together today. Oh, wait. Amber was at an astronomy club meeting. |
| Queen Miranda | What about the all-kingdom tea yesterday? |
| Princess Sofia | No. Dad was interviewing a new court jester. I guess it's been a while. |
| Queen Miranda | I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm glad we all have hobbies and school and exciting jobs, but spending time together is important, too. It would just be nice if we could all get some quality time as a family, away from our work and hobbies. |
| Princess Sofia | What if we go somewhere together, on a vacation? We can take a ski trip, or go boating. |
| Queen Miranda | Ooh! Or go to the royal elephant rainforest. I've always wanted to see the flying elephants there. |
| Princess Sofia | That sounds fantastic, Mom. |
| Queen Miranda | I think so, too. I'll book a trip right away. This is just what the family needs. Great idea, Sofia. To the coach, everyone. Our family vacation awaits! |
| Princess Sofia | Yay! |
| King Roland II | We're taking the new cloud coaster? My engineers say it's a horseless, steam-powered dynamo. And from the look of it, I agree. |
| Princess Sofia | Mom thought you'd wanna drive it. |
| King Roland II | And right you are, my queen. Oh, I've been dying to take this baby out for a spin. |
| Queen Miranda | Oh. Not so fast, you two. Remember, we're going on a vacation to be together. No distractions. |
| Princess Amber | But without these, how do you expect us to have fun? |
| Queen Miranda | By spending time with each other. |
| Princess Amber | All right, fine. |
| Prince James | Here. |
| King Roland II | Now then, is everyone ready? |
| Baileywick | Just a few more pieces of luggage to pack, Your Majesties. |
| Princess Sofia | I hope we didn't over-pack. |
| Princess Amber | Of course I did. |
| Baileywick | There! All set. Have a wonderful trip, and drive safely, Your Majesty. |
| King Roland II | All right then. Off we go! |
| Prince James | Hey, Dad, remind me, how long is this vacation again? |
| Princess Sofia | Five days. |
| King Roland II | Which will be very relaxing. It'll be fantastic. |
| Princess Amber | Mother, um, what do you say we cut the vacation, to, one night? Oh, I really wanna get back to my closet remodeling. |
| Prince James | And my knights were just about to vanquish the dragons. |
| Queen Miranda | Come on. We're going to have a great time together. Did I tell you? We're going to see flying elephants. Plus, this vacation brochure says there will also be macaws, ocelots, sloths even. Doesn't that sound fun? |
| Princess Amber | Not as fun as an in-closet planetarium. |
| Queen Miranda | And we'll have our very own tour guide to show us the rainforests. |
| Princess Sofia | The lodge looks really fancy and luxurious. And look, it comes with its own cruise boat. |
| Princess Amber | A fancy lodge could be nice. |
| Prince James | And a cruise boat sounds pretty okay, too. |
| Queen Miranda | This will be the best family vacation we've ever taken. |
| Princess Sofia | Can't wait. |
| King Roland II | Now, let's kick in some extra flying horsepower. |
| Princess Sofia | Ooh, I think we're here. |
| Queen Miranda | Yes, the lodge should be coming up soon. |
| King Roland II | Look, there it is. |
| Princess Amber | It looks like a little... ugh. Wooden hut. |
| King Roland II | Oh, it probably just looks small from up here. |
| Princess Amber | Wasn't the lodge supposed to be fancy and luxurious? |
| Queen Miranda | Well, yes, it, it does look much fancier in the brochure. |
| King Roland II | Perhaps it's rustic on the outside, but as grand as a castle on the inside. Let's take a look. |
| Prince James | Think that hole is supposed to be there? |
| Queen Miranda | Well, the brochure does say the lodge has very sunny rooms. So, there's that. |
| Princess Sofia | I think this is supposed to be the bedroom. |
| King Roland II | Oh, hammocks. Hmm, how quaint. Whoa, whoa, whoa! |
| Princess Amber | Huh? All our luggage is gone! |
| Prince James | Must've fallen out on the ride here. |
| Princess Amber | But, but all my clothes... What am I going to change into for dinner? |
| Princess Sofia | Come on, everyone. We don't need fancy stuff and a million outfits to have a good time. |
| Princess Amber | We don't? |
| Queen Miranda | No. The only thing we need is each other. |
| King Roland II | Your mother's right. |
| Princess Sofia | Why don't we go do something? Let's go on an adventure. |
| King Roland II | Great idea, Sofia. That'll get us into the old vacation spirit, and out of this cabin. |
| Queen Miranda | Well, I am way ahead of you. I booked us on Fabulous Freddy's Flying Elephant tour. Our guide Freddy should be here any minute. |
| Princess Sofia | Sounds great. |
| Prince James | Hey! |
| Princess Sofia | What is it? |
| Queen Miranda | It's a note from our tour guide. Oh, it looks like Fabulous Freddy is sick in bed, and can't take us to see the Flying Elephants today. |
| Prince James | So what do we do? Stay here? |
| Princess Amber | Ugh! Do we have to? |
| Princess Sofia | Wait. He sent us a map of the rainforest. |
| Queen Miranda | Oh, and a whistle. "For herding flying elephants." Hmm. |
| Princess Sofia | We can go on the flying elephant tour ourselves. |
| Queen Miranda | Why not? We'll take the raft. Oh, uh, I mean, the cruise boat. Everyone, up and at 'em. The first adventure of our family vacation is about to start. |
| Princess Sofia | What's everyone waiting for? Come on. |
| Princess Amber | We've been on this raft for an hour, and the only wildlife we've seen are mosquitoes. Ow! Oh! |
| Princess Sofia | According to this map, the spider monkey refuge is right around here. |
| Queen Miranda | Spider monkeys, that will be fun! |
| Princess Amber | If we see any. |
| Prince James | My knights could be saving King Ashford right now. |
| Queen Miranda | Oh! A spider monkey! Let's dock and take a closer look. Oh, look, Rollie. |
| King Roland II | Aw! You're a cute little fur ball, aren't you? That was not cute. |
| Prince James | Ambush! |
| Princess Sofia | Hey! |
| Queen Miranda | Back on the raft, everyone. |
| Princess Amber | Let's go! |
| Prince James | Those guys have good arms. |
| King Roland II | Hang on! |
| Princess Amber | Ow! |
| King Roland II | Is everyone okay? |
| Princess Sofia | Uh-huh. |
| Prince James | I guess. |
| Princess Sofia | If you don't mind smelling like mulberries. |
| Queen Miranda | I think we can handle having a few berries thrown at us, Amber. Where to next, Sofia? |
| Princess Sofia | It's kind of hard to say. The map is covered with berry juice. |
| King Roland II | Just a suggestion, Miranda. We've been out here for a while, we've seen some adorable spider monkeys. What do you say we head back to the lodge for a little rest? |
| Princess Amber | Fabulous idea, Daddy! |
| Prince James | You can turn around right there. |
| Queen Miranda | Wait. Where's your sense of adventure? Those monkey were a little feisty, but that's no reason to turn back. |
| Princess Sofia | Mom's right. I still really wanna see the flying elephants. |
| Queen Miranda | I do, too, so let's go find some. After that, I promise, we can head back to the lodge. |
| King Roland II | I think that sounds like a reasonable plan. |
| Prince James | As long as there are no spider monkeys, I'm in. |
| Princess Amber | All right, fine. |
| Princess Sofia | It looks like the flying elephants live on the other side of Parrot Glade, which is just up ahead. |
| Queen Miranda | Then pick up that paddle, Rollie. Let's get to that glade. All right, everyone, time to break in those hiking boots and start walking. |
| Princess Amber | Trees, plants, no flying elephants. Can we go now? |
| Parrot | Can we go now? |
| Queen Miranda | We're in Parrot Glade, all right. Let's go this way. |
| Parrot | Let's go this way. Let's go this way. |
| Princess Sofia | Wait. Which way? |
| King Roland II | Miranda, which way did you go? |
| Parrot | Miranda, which way did you go? |
| King Roland II | Which way did I go? |
| Parrot | Which way did I go? |
| Princess Sofia | Now where did you go? |
| Parrot | Now where did you go? |
| King Roland II | Who, me? |
| Parrot | Who, me? |
| King Roland II | Hey, cut it out. |
| Parrot | Hey, cut it out. |
| Prince James | I'm getting confused. |
| Princess Sofia | Mom, Dad! Whoa! |
| Prince James | Sofia! Mom! Dad! Whoa. Whoa! Oh, no. My boots. |
| Princess Sofia | We all went in different directions. I've got an idea. Everyone head for that hill with the arch in the middle. We'll meet up there. |
| Parrot | Meet up there. |
| Queen Miranda | Oh, I see it. |
| King Roland II | Me, too. |
| Prince James | On my way. |
| Princess Amber | Coming. |
| Parrot | Coming. |
| Queen Miranda | Oh, thank goodness. |
| Princess Amber | Oh, I thought I'd be lost in there forever. |
| Prince James | Like my boots. |
| Princess Sofia | The map says this is where the flying elephants should be. |
| Princess Amber | We're not still going to sightsee, are we? Look at us. We're a mess. |
| Prince James | Not to mention shoeless. |
| Queen Miranda | Oh, I can fix that. |
| Prince James | Wow. These are really... |
| Queen Miranda | Er... Earthy. Earthy. Now, we're so close to finding the flying elephants, can't we just stay a bit longer? |
| King Roland II | But I don't see any elephants, Miranda. |
| Princess Sofia | Why don't we use the whistle to call them? |
| Queen Miranda | Right. |
| Prince James | Still don't see any elephants. |
| Princess Amber | Neither do I. |
| King Roland II | Back to the raft? |
| Princess Amber | Definitely. |
| Princess Sofia | Hold on. Maybe we can spot them from the top of the hill. |
| Queen Miranda | I'll go take a look. Be right back. Oh, where are those flying elephants? I need to get this vacation back on track. Whoo! I made it up here fine. Now, elephants. Elephants. Where are they? Let's try this again. Everyone run. STampede! |
| Princess Amber | Flying elephants! |
| Prince James | Guess Mom found them. |
| King Roland II | This way. Come on! |
| Queen Miranda | Ah! Go! Go, go, go, go, go! |
| King Roland II | Whoa! Everyone, duck! |
| Princess Sofia | Look out! Oh, our raft. |
| Princess Amber | Now, can we please end this awful vacation early, and go home? |
| King Roland II | I must say, I second that plan. |
| Prince James | I third it. |
| Queen Miranda | Oh, yes, okay. We can go home. |
| Princess Sofia | But without the raft, how can we get back to the lodge? |
| Queen Miranda | Well, I suppose we'll have to walk. |
| Prince James | Walk? Oh, could anything else go wrong on this trip? |
| King Roland II | We need to find shelter before the rain comes. |
| Princess Sofia | That looks like a cave. |
| Queen Miranda | Quick, let's go. |
| Princess Amber | Oh, I'm getting soaked! |
| Prince James | Guess this is why they call it the rainforest. |
| King Roland II | Come on, we're almost at the cave. |
| Princess Sofia | At least it's dry. Sort of. |
| King Roland II | It's dry enough to wait out the storm here. And from the looks of it, we may have to wait all night. |
| Princess Amber | Spend the night here? Oh, no, no, no. Oh, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I miss that dusty old lodge. Oh! |
| Queen Miranda | This vacation is a total failure. I am so sorry I forced you all on this trip. |
| Princess Sofia | You didn't force us, Mom. |
| Queen Miranda | No, no, I did. No one wanted to come, but I... I made you, and now look at us. Oh, I feel terrible for putting you all in this situation. |
| Princess Sofia | Wait! I know how we can warm up. Let's build a campfire. |
| King Roland II | Excellent. I'll gather some tinder. |
| Prince James | I'll help too, Dad. |
| Princess Amber | I'll make us a seating area. Even a cave can have decor. |
| Prince James | Smoke. |
| King Roland II | We have an ember. |
| Princess Sofia | It worked! |
| Prince James | Nice job, Dad. |
| Princess Sofia | Mom, come over here and warm up. |
| Queen Miranda | Oh, that does feel good. |
| Princess Amber | Why is everyone standing when you can all relax on your very own rock ottoman? |
| King Roland II | Ah! I don't know about you guys, but I'm actually pretty comfy. |
| Princess Sofia | Me, too. |
| Prince James | Not too shabby. |
| Queen Miranda | And look, I think I have something for dinner. |
| Princess Sofia | And I have some berries for dessert. So, since there's nothing else to do, anyone up for game night? |
| Prince James | Okay. |
| Princess Amber | I guess. |
| King Roland II | Sure. Why not? |
| Princess Sofia | Let's start with Who Am I? |
| Princess Amber | Oh, I have one. Okay, who am I? "Let's make it work." |
| Princess Sofia | Baileywick! |
| King Roland II | Wow, that was spot-on. |
| Prince James | I'll go next. "Oh, jiggly wiggly pudding. Great!" |
| Princess Sofia | Dad! |
| Princess Amber | Daddy! |
| Queen Miranda | Ah, the rain finally stopped. |
| King Roland II | Well, let's head back to the lodge. It's gonna be a pretty long trek without the raft. |
| Princess Sofia | Oh, no. Look. |
| Princess Amber | What do we do? |
| Prince James | Run, obviously. |
| Queen Miranda | Wait. |
| King Roland II | Miranda, be careful. |
| Queen Miranda | Hi. I know I scared you last time. I promise I won't do it again. No whistle, see. They're friendly. Really. |
| Prince James | I'm James. Uh, nice to meet you. Whoa! |
| Princess Amber | Do you like berries? Oh, that tickles. |
| King Roland II | Hmm. You're a pretty magnificent fellow. Uh, when you're not stampeding us. |
| Princess Sofia | Since we're all friends now, do you think you could do us a favor? |
| Flying Elephant | Like what? |
| Princess Sofia | My family needs to get back to our lodge, but since we can't use our raft, could you maybe fly us there? |
| Flying Elephant | Well, I don't know. |
| Princess Sofia | We've had such a tough time in the rainforest, and we could really use the help. Please? |
| Flying Elephant | Hold on, let me ask my family. My family says... let's do it! |
| Princess Sofia | Yay! |
| Flying Elephant | Come on. Climb aboard. |
| Princess Sofia | Whoa! |
| Princess Amber, Prince James, King Roland II, and Queen Miranda | Whoa! |
| Princess Sofia | Looks like we're going for a ride. |
| Prince James | Brilliant! |
| Princess Amber | Whoa! |
| King Roland II | Wow. This is even better than the cloud coaster. |
| Princess Amber | Somehow, this rain forest is even better than yesterday. |
| Prince James | I still can't believe that we spent the night in a dark, dirty cave. |
| Queen Miranda | Oh, it wasn't that dark and dirty. Okay. Yes, it was. |
| Princess Sofia | But you know what? It was still fun, because we were together.
♪ Our trip got off to a rocky start |
| Princess Amber | ♪ Then all our bags wound up getting lost |
| Princess Sofia | ♪ But oh, what a vacation |
| The Royal Family | ♪ But we braved the rough weather |
| Princess Sofia | Look, the lodge. |
| King Roland II | I suppose I should be happy to be going home, but I don't know. |
| Prince James | Yeah, we never did see those hot springs. |
| Princess Amber | And there's probably a lot more exotic animals to see. |
| Queen Miranda | Are you saying what I think you're saying? |
| King Roland II | We'd like to stay. |
| Prince James | Can we? |
| Princess Amber | Yes, can we? |
| Queen Miranda | Well, that's okay by me. I mean, that's fantastic by me. |
| Princess Sofia | Take us to the hot springs, please. |
| Prince James | ♪ At first, I thought that this would be a bore ♪ |
| Prince James and King Roland II | ♪ But the adventure we found has made us want to stay for more ♪ |
| Queen Miranda | ♪ Some bumps, a smidge of catastrophe |
| The Royal Family | ♪ And oh, what a vacation |
| King Roland II and Queen Miranda | ♪ We're having more fun ♪ |
| Princess Sofia | ♪ Having more fun ♪ |
| Princess Amber and Prince James | ♪ Having more fun ♪ |
| The Royal Family | ♪ Than we ever knew |
| Princess Sofia | I can't wait for our next family vacation, Mom. |