Below is a transcribed copy of the Sofia the First episode "Scrambled Pets".
| Speaker | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| Prince James | Check this out. I taught Freedo to fetch. Watch. |
| Freedo | Ball! |
| Praline | Watch the feathers. Now I have to re-style. Re-style. |
| Princess Amber | Oh, Praline. Is that big baboon bothering you? Come here and get a treat. What happened to all my apple slices? |
| Clover | Mmm. Crackle, watch the fireworks. |
| Crackle | Sorry. You know I breathe fire when I get excited. |
| Clover | Well, do you have to get excited so much? |
| Crackle | You know, Clover, there are some things that I wish you did a little less of, too. |
| Clover | Yeah? Like what? |
| Crackle | Chew, chew, chew. You're always eating, all the time. |
| Clover | That's because I'm always hungry all the time. I can't help it. |
| Crackle | Well, I can't help breathing fire. |
| Clover | Hmm. |
| Prince James | Attaboy, Freedo. |
| Princess Sofia | He really knows how to fetch. |
| Prince James | Yep. |
| Freedo | Ball! |
| Crackle | Whoa. |
| Praline | Ah, Freedo, you baboon. Re-style. |
| Princess Amber | James, your baboon keeps bumping into all the other pets. He's taking over the whole playground. |
| Prince James | It's not his fault. This playground is too small. |
| Princess Amber | I can't believe I'm saying this, but you're right. |
| Prince James | I am? |
| Princess Amber | We should really bring our pets to a bigger playground. Like the one at school. |
| Prince James | Oh, that's brilliant. That playground's huge. |
| Princess Amber | Praline could really stretch out his tail feathers there. |
| Princess Vivian | Crackle would love it. |
| Princess Sofia | But isn't bringing pets to school against the rules? |
| Princess Amber | Technically, yes. But no one has to know. We can sneak them in and go out to the playground when no one's looking. |
| Prince James | Let's do it tomorrow. |
| Princess Amber | Okay. |
| Princess Sofia | I don't know, guys. It doesn't sound like a very good idea. |
| Princess Vivian | But, Sofia, Crackle will be sad if Clover doesn't come. |
| Princess Sofia | Well... |
| Princess Amber | And we're all doing it. |
| Prince James | So what do you say, Sof? Are you in? |
| Princess Sofia | Okay. I'm in. |
| Princess Amber | Oh, then it's settled. Tomorrow is "bring your pet to school" day. |
| Princess Sofia | Hmm. |
| Princess Amber | Praline, stay hidden. Nice monkey backpack, James. |
| Princess Sofia | Clover, you have to stay hidden. |
| Clover | Sorry. Clover out. |
| Princess Amber | There. Now we just have to get through sorcery class and then we can take our pets out to the playground. |
| Professor Popov | Good morning, tiny dancers. I bet you are all wondering why I am here to teach sorcery. Well, the fairies are busy giving a tour to a new royal student. So I will be your substitute. Luckily, I am a Popov of many talents. And today, I will teach you my favorite magical potion, the mix-up potion, which can mix up any two things. First, we add the yellow to the green, swirl it around, and voilà. Then we take one apple and one orange. |
| Praline | Oh, apples are my favorite. |
| Crackle | Everything's my favorite. |
| Princess Sofia | Clover. |
| Clover | Sorry. |
| Professor Popov | Finally, we stand back and watch the magic happen. Perfect. The potion has mixed up the fruits. You see, the apple is full of orange juice, and the orange is full of apple juice. |
| Praline | Oh, yum. |
| Professor Popov | Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm. Mmm. Ah, refreshing. Now, children, it is your turn to try. Yum, yum, yum. |
| Class | Mmm. |
| Praline | Oh... |
| Clover | What? Oh... |
| Professor Popov | Some for you. Some for you. And some for you. |
| Princess Sofia | Thank you, Professor Popov. |
| Princess | Excuse me, Professor Popov? The magic tap shoes have gotten loose. |
| Professor Popov | Oh, dear. Children, I will be back. Start mixing your potions now. Go on. Mix, mix, mix. |
| Princess Sofia | He almost saw them. Oh, I have a bad feeling about this. |
| Princess Amber | Relax, Sofia. He's gone now. There is nothing to worry about. |
| Prince James | Uh, oops. |
| Praline | Oh, that apple is mine. |
| Princess Amber | Praline, no. |
| Praline | So many apples. All for me. |
| Clover | Hey, save some for me. |
| Crackle | Clover, we're supposed to stay hidden. |
| Princess Sofia | Clover. |
| Princess Vivian | Crackle. |
| Girl | Stay down. |
| Princess Jun | Oh my gosh, there's a dragon. |
| Prince Khalid | Oh, no! |
| Freedo | Oh, yeah. Snack time. |
| Princess Sofia | Uh-oh. Oh, no. |
| Crackle | Clover, what happened to you? |
| Clover | What happened to you? Whoa. Fire. I'm breathing fire. Oh, my, I'm breathing fire. I'm breathing fire. I'm breathing fire. |
| Crackle | Clover, stop screaming. My paw! |
| Praline | I have hairy monkey legs. I have hairy monkey legs! And where is my tail? |
| Freedo | Whoa. Where'd this come from? Brilliant. |
| Princess Sofia | The potion mixed them up. |
| Princess Vivian | This, this is bad. This is really bad. |
| Freedo | Ball. |
| Prince James | Stop, Freedo. |
| Praline | Hey, come back here with my tail. |
| Princess Vivian | Oh, this is worse. This is even worse. |
| Princess Sofia | We have to get them back... |
| Prince James | Before the teachers see them. |
| Princess Sofia | Clover, Crackle, I am so, so sorry. |
| Clover | You should be. Look at us. |
| Princess Sofia | I'll fix everything, I promise. As soon as we catch Praline and Freedo. |
| Clover | Hurry. |
| Princess Sofia | I will. |
| Princess Amber | Nobody move. Nobody talk. We'll be right back. |
| Princess Hildegard | They are so going to get in trouble. |
| Clover | My nose burns, I'm covered in scales, parts of me are blue. This is not okay. |
| Crackle | Tell me about it. I'm covered in fur, I only have two teeth and they are enormous. And these ears keep hitting me in the face. |
| Clover | We just can't sit around here and wait for them to come back. |
| Crackle | Well, what else can we do? |
| Clover | We can go look for Freedo and Praline ourselves. |
| Crackle | Great idea. Let's go. |
| Clover | Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm flying! |
| Crackle | And I'm hopping! Whoa, whoa... |
| Clover | Ow! Okay. Let's try that again. |
| Crackle | Ready when you are. Oh, apple. |
| Clover | Yo, this is not the time for a snack, Crackle. I don't believe I just said that. |
| Crackle | I'm sorry. I'm just so hungry. |
| Clover | Phew. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Oh, whoa. Ow, over here. Ow. Ow. |
| Princess Sofia | Do you see them, Vivian? |
| Princess Vivian | No, but I do see our teachers. |
| Princess Sofia | This way. |
| Flora | And this is our main building, where all the classrooms are. |
| Princess Zooey | Excuse me, Miss Flora? |
| Flora | Yes, dear? |
| Princess Zooey | Do you mean I have to be inside a classroom all day long? |
| Queen Avery | Oh, think of it as a grand indoor adventure, sweetheart. You see, this whole school thing is new for Zooey. We've been traveling for a very long time, so the whole world has been her classroom. |
| Flora | Well, here at Royal Prep, we have so much to offer. Art, music, mathematics. |
| Fauna | And almost all our students go on to lead their kingdoms. |
| Princess Zooey | Is that a baboon with a peacock tail? |
| Flora | Oh, we wouldn't have anything like that here. It was probably just a student. Why don't we visit the luncheon hall? |
| Princess Sofia | I told you this was a bad idea, Amber. |
| Princess Amber | Don't blame me. No one made you bring Clover. |
| Princess Sofia | You wouldn't stop bugging me until I said yes. |
| Princess Amber | But you did say yes. |
| Princess Vivian | Guys, look. |
| Princess Sofia | Peacock feathers. Let's follow the trail. |
| Princess Amber | You know, Sofia, if there's anyone to blame here, it's James' monkey. He's the one who ran out of class. Oh, and who knows what he's doing with my Praline's precious tail. |
| Clover and Crackle | Whoa! |
| Clover | Hey, Crackle. Crackle, they're on the playground. I see them. I see... Whoa! Whoa! Ah, whoa! |
| Crackle | What are you doing? |
| Clover | I got excited and fire just came out of my mouth. |
| Crackle | See? That's what happens. |
| Clover | I'm beginning to see that. |
| Crackle | Now come back down so we can go get Freedo and Praline. |
| Clover | Uh, okay, coming right down. These wings don't work! |
| Crackle | Well, you have to flap them. |
| Clover | Sorry. I always thought flying would be easier than this. |
| Crackle | I always thought hopping would be easier than this. |
| Clover | Uh. I guess I never really knew what it would be like to be you until I started flying around in your paws.
♪ Now I see that it's not easy being you |
| Crackle | ♪ Seeing you is always such a dream ♪ |
| Clover | Aww. |
| Crackle | Uh. ♪ But being you is not quite what it seems ♪ |
| Clover | ♪ I can't fly straight |
| Crackle | ♪ Hopping is just as hard |
| Clover | ♪ Every time I talk fire gets blown ♪ |
| Crackle | ♪ And it's like these teeth have minds of their own ♪ |
| Clover | ♪ Hey ♪ |
| Crackle | ♪ Hey ♪ |
| Clover | ♪ Hey ♪ |
| Crackle | ♪ Hey ♪ |
| Clover | ♪ Hey ♪ |
| Crackle | ♪ Hey ♪ |
| Clover | ♪ All these things I thought were flaws ♪ |
| Crackle | ♪ I see them differently in your paws ♪ |
| Clover and Crackle | ♪ I understand you better |
| Crackle | ♪ At least I can say |
| Clover | ♪ Now I can roast my own onion rings |
| Crackle | ♪ Wow, I'm finally making these legs move right ♪ |
| Clover | ♪ And I'm starting to get the hang of this flight ♪ |
| Clover | ♪ Hey ♪ |
| Crackle | ♪ Hey ♪ |
| Clover | ♪ Hey ♪ |
| Crackle | ♪ Hey ♪ |
| Clover | ♪ Hey ♪ |
| Crackle | ♪ Hey ♪ |
| Clover | ♪ All these things I thought were flaws ♪ |
| Crackle | ♪ Now I see them differently in your paws ♪ |
| Clover and Crackle | ♪ I understand you better |
| Clover | ♪ Oh, flying's giving me a new point of view ♪ |
| Crackle | ♪ And hopping's even made me close to you ♪ |
| Clover and Crackle | ♪ I understand you better |
| Clover | ♪ I'm flying ♪ |
| Crackle | ♪ Hopping ♪ |
| Clover | ♪ Burning ♪ |
| Crackle | ♪ Chomping ♪ |
| Clover and Crackle | ♪ Running around in your paws ♪ |
| Clover | ♪ In your paws ♪ |
| Crackle | ♪ In my paws ♪ |
| Clover | ♪ Yow! ♪ |
| Crackle | Whoo! |
| Clover | Yo, baby, I'm flying! Whoo! Look at me! Oh. I'm okay. I'm cool. Mostly. All right. To the playground, Crackle. |
| Princess Sofia | There they are. |
| Praline | Give me back my tail this instant. |
| Freedo | Pull on me one more time and the tail goes in the mud. |
| Praline | How dare you? |
| Princess Amber | Oh, Praline. Come to Mommy. |
| Praline | Oh, help has arrived. Let's go, baboon. |
| Princess Sofia | Come on. We have to get them to class before Professor Popov gets back. |
| Princess Zooey | Look. A flying rabbit. And is that a hopping dragon? |
| Queen Avery | Zooey, sweetheart, are you just making up reasons not to like it here now? |
| Flora | Let's move on to the gymnasium, shall we? |
| Princess Sofia | Hurry. |
| Professor Popov | You come back here, tapping shoes! Don't you tap away from me. |
| Crackle | Clover, look. They went that way. |
| Clover | Oh, good thinking, Crackle. Uh, you must've gotten some of my bunny smarts. |
| Crackle | Aw, and you must've gotten some of my dragony sweetness. |
| Princess Hildegard | It's them. |
| Princess Sofia | Did Professor Popov come back? |
| Princess Hildegard | Not yet. |
| Princess Amber | Good. We're safe. |
| Princess Hildegard | I wouldn't say that. |
| Princess Sofia | Um, where are Clover and Crackle? |
| Princess Hildegard | They left. |
| Princess Sofia | They left? How could you let them leave? |
| Princess Hildegard | What could we do, Sofia? Amber told us not to move. |
| Princess Amber | Oh, Hildy. |
| Princess Sofia | Oh, that's it. We really need to tell the teachers what we did, and ask them for help. |
| Princess Amber | No. If we do that, we'll all get in trouble. |
| Princess Sofia | But Clover and Crackle are missing. And even if we find them, we still need help turning all the pets back to normal. |
| Princess Amber | Sofia, we can take care of this ourselves. James and I can make a new potion to un-mix our pets, while you and Vivian round up Crackle and Clover. |
| Princess Sofia | You two can make a new potion? |
| Princess Amber | The instructions are right here. |
| Princess Sofia | I don't know, Amber. |
| Princess Amber | We still have a chance to fix everything. I say we take it. |
| Prince James | I don't want to get in trouble. |
| Princess Vivian | Oh, me neither. |
| Princess Amber | Just go find the other pets. We'll be done with the potion by the time you get back. |
| Princess Sofia | Okay, but it better work. Come on, Vivian. |
| Princess Hildegard | It's not gonna work. |
| Princess Sofia | Clover. |
| Clover | Sofia... whoa. Uh, sorry. |
| Princess Vivian | Crackle. |
| Princess Sofia | I'm so glad you're all right. |
| Princess Amber | Here it is. Go on. Try it. |
| Prince James | Hold still, Freedo. |
| Princess Amber | He's growing bigger and bigger and bigger. |
| Prince James | Uh-oh. Is the potion supposed to do that? |
| Princess Amber | No. It was supposed to change him back to normal. |
| Princess Hildegard | This just keeps getting better and better and better. |
| Princess Sofia | Everything's going to be okay. Amber and James are working on a new potion. |
| Princess Vivian | What was that? |
| Freedo | I'm huge! And I'm fast. Look at me go! |
| Princess Sofia | What happened? |
| Prince James | The new potion didn't work. |
| Princess Sofia | Oh, I can't believe I listened to you. Again. |
| Prince James | Freedo, come back. |
| Princess Hildegard | They are so gonna get in trouble. |
| Freedo | Whoo-hoo! |
| Prince James | Where'd he go? |
| Freedo | Oh, yeah! Whoo-hoo! |
| Princess Vivian | Over here. He's headed toward the gym. |
| Clover | Sofia, your teachers said they were going to the gym. |
| Princess Sofia | Guys, we really have to stop Freedo before he gets there. Come on. |
| Flora | Tri-team volleyball is just one of the many sports we offer at Royal Prep. |
| Freedo | These peacock legs move fast. Ooh, what's in here? |
| Princess Sofia | Don't go in there. |
| Prince James | Freedo! |
| Princess Sofia | I'll get him to come back. Just wait here. Trust me. |
| Prince James | Okay. |
| Princess Sofia | Wait. I know you're probably scared. |
| Freedo | Scared? Are you kidding? This is great. Look at me. I'm huge. |
| Princess Sofia | But if you keep running around, you'll get James in trouble. You'll get all of us in trouble. So please come back to the classroom with me. |
| Freedo | Oh, all right. |
| Princess Sofia | Thank you. |
| Freedo | Ball. |
| Princess Sofia | No! |
| Flora | Do you have any questions? |
| Student | What is that? |
| Flora | Oh, what is that? |
| Princess Zooey | I told you there was a baboon with a peacock tail. It got bigger, though. This is so great. |
| Flora | This way, children. |
| Princess Sofia | Wait. Stop. Freedo, no. Listen to me. You're breaking everything. |
| Fauna | Can someone please explain why there is a giant baboon-bird-beast in our gymnasium? |
| Flora | Someone must know something about this. |
| Princess Sofia | Um, could you please give us a moment, Miss Flora? |
| Flora | All right. |
| Princess Vivian | What are we going to do? |
| Prince James | Listen. Only one of us has to get in trouble, so I think it should be me. I'll say I brought all the pets. |
| Princess Sofia | That's not fair. |
| Princess Amber | Mmm, seems fair to me. |
| Princess Sofia | But it's not all his fault. |
| Princess Amber | Well, it's not all my fault, either. No matter what you think. |
| Princess Sofia | You're right, Amber. It was your idea, but I went along with it. We all broke the rules, so we should all take the blame. Who's in? |
| Princess Vivian | I am. |
| Prince James | It beats taking all the blame myself. |
| Princess Sofia | Amber? |
| Princess Amber | Uh. Okay, fine. |
| Princess Sofia | We can explain, Miss Flora. We brought our pets to school. We knew it was against the rules and we shouldn't have done it. And then there was an accident. |
| Prince James | Two accidents, really. |
| Flora | Children, we have rules for a reason. |
| Fauna | To keep all of you safe. |
| Flora | And keep giant beasts from wrecking our school. |
| Princess Sofia | We are so sorry. |
| Flora | As you should be. The four of you can look forward to spending the rest of the day sweeping up this gymnasium. But first things first. You better fix these poor pets. This will unscramble them all. |
| Fauna | And a few drops of this should shrink that one. Ooh. |
| Princess Amber | You want us to do it? |
| Flora | You made this mess. You should clean it up. |
| Princess Sofia | Miss Flora's right. |
| Princess Amber | Of course, Miss Flora. Sorry. |
| Flora | You can start with the monkey-bird. |
| Princess Zooey | Wow. |
| Princess Sofia | Okay, Freedo, don't move. |
| Freedo | But I'm having so much fun. |
| Princess Sofia | No! |
| Prince James | Stay! |
| Princess Sofia | Oh, no. |
| Freedo | Ball, ball, ball, ball, ball, ball, ball, ball, ball, ball, ball. Why are there so many balls? |
| Princess Vivian | Oh, what are we going to do now? |
| Freedo | Lots of balls. |
| Princess Sofia | I have an idea. You guys gather as many balls as you can and put them in a pile underneath the banner. Okay? |
| Prince James | We're on it. |
| Princess Sofia | Crackle, Clover, I need your help catching Freedo. |
| Clover | Got it. What do you need? |
| Princess Sofia | Crackle, can you use those rabbit teeth? |
| Crackle | Well, I can't seem to stop. |
| Princess Sofia | Can you control your fire, Clover? |
| Clover | More or less. |
| Princess Sofia | Good enough for me. Each one of you go to one end of the banner, and get ready to take it down. |
| Princess Vivian | How's this, Sofia? |
| Princess Sofia | Perfect. Okay, here goes. Freedo! Come and get them. |
| Freedo | You bet I will. Oh, yeah! |
| Princess Sofia | Clover, fire. Crackle, chew. |
| Freedo | Uh, a little help here? |
| Princess Amber | Ah. |
| Prince James | Yes! |
| Princess Vivian | We got him. |
| Clover | Yeah. Whoo! Fire-breathing sure comes in handy. |
| Crackle | So does eating all the time. |
| Clover | Ah, give me some paw. Ooh! I'm still not a hugger. Or am I? |
| Princess Amber | James, pour the potion. |
| Princess Sofia | I'll get Praline. |
| Freedo | Aw, is playtime over? Well, at least I got my legs back. |
| Praline | I better not be missing a single feather. |
| Clover | Princess, we could use some of that potion over here. |
| Princess Sofia | This'll fix you, guys. |
| Clover | Phew! I'm back, baby. 100% pure, 24-karat Clover. |
| Crackle | And I'm me! |
| Flora | Queen Avery, I'm so sorry. Let me assure you that this kind of wild behavior will never happen again. |
| Professor Popov | Whoa. Got you, you sneaky shoes. |
| Queen Avery | Oh. I don't mind mishaps, as long as everyone learns from them when they happen. And it makes things so much more interesting. Don't you think so, sweetheart? |
| Princess Zooey | Uh-huh. I can't wait to bring in my pets and mix them up, too. |
| Flora | Oh. Er, Zooey. |
| Princess Zooey | Just kidding. I think this is the school for me, Mom. |
| Princess Sofia | I'm so sorry for what I put you through today, Clover. |
| Clover | Eh, it wasn't so bad. |
| Crackle | I thought it was great. I found out what it was like to be half Clover. And it was amazing. In fact, I was thinking we could do it again tomorrow. |
| Princess Sofia and Clover | No. |
| Praline | No. |
| Freedo | Yes. |
| Princess Sofia | Not again. |