Below is a transcribed copy of the Sofia the First episode "Baileywhoops".
| Speaker | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| Clover | I don't get it, Sofia. All this fuss for some royal jellybeans? |
| Princess Sofia | Not jellybeans, Clover. It's the Royal Jubilee. A big celebration of the kingdom's birthday. |
| Baileywick | Presenting the royal family of Wei-Ling! Welcome to Enchancia. |
| Queen Miranda | Thank you for coming. |
| Baileywick | Presenting his majesty, King Magnus of Rudistan, and his royal sorcerer, Greylock the Grand! |
| King Roland II | King Magnus, so good to see you. |
| Baileywick | Ah, good morning. You must be the steward of Rudistan. |
| Slickwell | And you must be the lucky man with the best job in all the known kingdoms, the Royal Steward of Enchancia. I am Slickwell, at your service. |
| Baileywick | And I am Baileywick, at your service. |
| Princess Sofia | And I'm Sofia. |
| Slickwell | Princess Sofia, of course. What an honor. I must admit, Baileywick, I am a big admirer of your job. I mean, of you. So I brought a small token of my admiration. |
| Baileywick | For me? Why, thank you. It is the loveliest two-headed snake I've ever seen. |
| Slickwell | Allow me. May it bring you good luck. You're going to need it. |
| Baileywick | "From the Kingdom of Zumaria, Queen Cecily and Princess Vivian." |
| Greylock the Grand | Well, well. If it isn't Bedsick. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | You know my name, Greylock. Ow! |
| Greylock the Grand | Sorry, Cardtrick. I just had to try out my new palm zapper! I haven't seen you since the big school reunion. I see your hair grew back okay. Oh, you've got something on your... |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | I see you still act more like a jester than a sorcerer. Same old Greylock. |
| Greylock the Grand | Same old Kendrick! |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Cedric! |
| Baileywick | I'll take your bag, Queen Cecily. Ooh! |
| Princess Sofia | Baileywick! |
| Baileywick | Your Majesties! |
| Slickwell | Oh, allow me, Your Highness. |
| King Roland II | Thank you, uh... |
| Slickwell | Slickwell. Slickwell, Your Majesty. And if there is ever anything more I can do for you during your stay, I would be delighted to be of service. |
| King Roland II | Huh. That's nice of you, but Baileywick here sees to all our needs. |
| Baileywick | I'm so sorry, Your Majesty. I don't know what came over me. Let's all go inside, shall we? We have a wonderful day planned for everyone. First, there will be a welcome luncheon, then the adults will take part in the royal croquet match, followed by the jubilee cake presentation. |
| Prince James | Aw, we don't get cake? |
| King Roland II | We all get cake, James. After the grown-ups take a cruise in the royal schooner. |
| Princess Amber | So what are we doing all day? |
| Queen Miranda | Greylock the Grand has kindly volunteered to entertain you with his feats of magic. |
| Princess Sofia, Princess Amber, and Prince James | Ooh! |
| King Magnus | Prepare to be astounded by the greatest sorcerer who ever waved a wand. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | I am just as great as you. |
| Greylock the Grand | But nowhere near as fun. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | We'll just see about that. Your Majesties, I should also like to volunteer to entertain the children. |
| King Roland II | That's a first. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | I'll show you who's more fun. |
| Greylock the Grand | May the best sorcerer win. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Ahhh! |
| Greylock the Grand | Greylock, one. Redbrick, nothing. |
| Slickwell | Oh, it seems they forgot the jiggly-wiggly pudding. |
| Baileywick | Oh, dear, I'll take it. Thank you, Slickwell. |
| King Magnus | And if you recall, my royal jubilee lasted an entire month! |
| King Roland II | It certainly seemed like it. |
| Baileywick | Pudding, Your Majesty... Whoa! |
| King Roland II | Whoa! |
| Prince James | Whoa! |
| Queen Miranda | Oh, my! |
| Baileywick. | Your Majesty. I, I'm so sorry. Let me clean it... |
| Princess Sofia | Baileywick! |
| Slickwell | Allow me, Your Highness. I always keep this special stain remover on hand, in case of accidents just like this. |
| Baileywick | Are you okay, Your Majesty? |
| King Roland II | My coat is as good as new. Thanks to Slickwell. |
| Baileywick | If you'll excuse me, Your Majesties. |
| Princess Sofia | Baileywick, are you all right? |
| Baileywick | Apparently not. I don't know what's wrong with me. |
| Princess Sofia | It was only an accident. |
| Baileywick | Two accidents. Make that three. |
| Slickwell | Oh, another mess? |
| Baileywick | I'm afraid so. |
| Slickwell | Allow me. It pains me to say it, but I've seen this sort of thing before. |
| Baileywick | You have? |
| Slickwell | Indeed. Even the greatest stewards eventually grow too old for the job. |
| Baileywick | Too old? |
| Princess Sofia | Baileywick's not too old. Everyone gets a little clumsy sometimes. |
| Baileywick | Well, at least this one didn't break. Whoa! |
| Slickwell | We all have to retire one day. Perhaps that day is sooner than you think. |
| Princess Sofia | You're not really thinking about quitting, are you, Baileywick? |
| Baileywick | I have been doing this job a long time. |
| Princess Sofia | You can't leave. |
| Baileywick | And I don't intend to. But what if my clumsiness keeps up? I could ruin the whole jubilee. |
| Princess Sofia | No, you won't. Because I'm going to help you. |
| Baileywick | Oh, you don't have to do that, Princess. |
| Princess Sofia | Yes, I do. You've always been there for me. Now I'm going to be here for you.
♪ Today I'll lend a hand to you |
| Slickwell | ♪ I have a plan to trip you up |
| Princess Sofia | ♪ So if you hesitate or doubt |
| Slickwell | ♪ Because that serpent pin is cursed |
| Princess Sofia | ♪ I'll be your helping hand |
| Slickwell | ♪ And I will help provide |
| Princess Sofia | ♪ I'll stand right by your side |
| Slickwell | ♪ And I will never rest |
| Princess Sofia | ♪ To help you out, I'll look the part |
| Slickwell | ♪ And if you worry, fret, or frown |
| Princess Sofia | ♪ There's no need to lose your nerve |
| Slickwell | ♪ But now that you're a clumsy clod |
| Princess Sofia | ♪ I'll be your helping hand |
| Slickwell | ♪ And I will help provide |
| Princess Sofia | ♪ I'll stand right by your side |
| Slickwell | ♪ And I will never rest All mine! |
| Princess Sofia | ♪ I'll guide you throughout the day ♪ |
| Slickwell | ♪ I'll push you out of the way until your job is mine ♪ |
| Princess Sofia | ♪ Faithful friend of mine ♪ |
| Slickwell | ♪ Your job will soon be mine ♪ |
| Princess Sofia | ♪ I know you'll do just fine ♪ |
| Slickwell | ♪ That job will soon be mine ♪ |
| Princess Sofia | I am ready to serve. |
| Baileywick | Nice outfit. But it's missing one thing. Your very own pocket watch. |
| Princess Sofia | Ooh! Thanks, Baileywick. We better get going. We have a jubilee to host. |
| Baileywick | After you, Princess. Oh, dear. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Now, children, behold this normal sheet of paper. Swano foldano! |
| Prince James | Hmm, pretty nice. |
| Princess Amber | Yes. But does it do anything? |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Uh... I suppose it might float, if you put it in water. |
| Greylock the Grand | Balloonium inflato! Who wants an enchanted balloon animal? |
| Princess Vivian | I do! |
| Prince James | Me too, please! |
| Greylock the Grand | Hey, Hattrick! Would you like one, too? |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Piñatapalooza! Oh, children! Who wants to take the first swing? |
| Prince James | I do! I do! |
| Prince Jin | No, me! |
| Baileywick | Your Majesties, it is time for the royal croquet match! |
| Slickwell | Here you are, Your Highness. |
| King Magnus | Good man, Slickwell. |
| Slickwell | Masterful shot, Your Majesty. |
| King Magnus | You chose the perfect mallet for me, Slickwell. As always. |
| Slickwell | Thank you, Your Highness. |
| King Roland II | Baileywick, would you choose a mallet for me? |
| Baileywick | Right away, sire. Whoa! |
| Princess Sofia | Nice toss, Baileywick! Here you go, Dad! |
| King Roland II | Thanks, Sofia. |
| Slickwell | Hmm, I'll have to do something about her. |
| Princess Sofia | Nice shot. |
| King Roland II | Baileywick, I think I need a heavier mallet for this one. |
| Princess Sofia | I'll get it. |
| Slickwell | Uh-pah-pah-pah. Oh, dear. You seem to have stepped in some mud, Princess. I'll just clean off your shoes for you. |
| Princess Sofia | That's okay, Slickwell. You don't have to. |
| Slickwell | But I insist. |
| King Roland II | Baileywick. |
| Baileywick | Yes, right away, Your Majesty. Your mallet, sire. Ah! |
| King Roland II | Ow! Ow, ow, ow! |
| Slickwell | Oh, allow me, sire. |
| Baileywick | Oh, Your Majesty. I'm so, so sorry. |
| King Roland II | Are you sure you're feeling all right, Baileywick? |
| Baileywick | I don't know, Your Majesty. If... If you'll excuse me. |
| Princess Sofia | Baileywick! |
| Baileywick | Perhaps Slickwell is right. Perhaps it is time I retire. |
| Princess Sofia | No! |
| Slickwell | Yes! I mean, there comes a point in every steward's life when it's finally time to hang up the watch and call it quits, as hard as that may be. |
| Princess Sofia | You can't do that. We need you. |
| Slickwell | Oh, I'm sure King Roland could find an able replacement. |
| Princess Sofia | Baileywick, when I first became a princess, I wasn't sure I could do it. Someone told me that I should keep trying and things would get easier. That someone was you. |
| Baileywick | Okay, Princess Sofia. I'll give it one more try. |
| Prince James | This one looks good. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Oh, it's a bang pop. Be careful. |
| Prince James | Why? Brilliant! |
| Greylock the Grand | Oh, children! Forces of magic far and near, make a carousel appear! |
| Princess Amber | Oh, look at all the unicorns! |
| Prince James | Let's try it out! |
| Princess Jun | Come on! |
| Greylock the Grand | Not too shabby, eh? |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Hmph. Show-off. |
| Princess Amber | Oh, they're all so pretty! And unicorn-y! |
| Prince James | I call the green one. |
| Prince Jin | I want the yellow one. |
| Greylock the Grand | Revolvo! Now remember to tell your royal parents who conjured up this fun ride for you. Greylock the Grand! |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | You don't think I'm going to let you get all the glory, do you? Wingaroodle-doo! |
| Prince James | Whoa! |
| Princess Amber | Wings? Oh, I did not think this could get any better! |
| Greylock the Grand | Oh, yeah? Well, watch this! Speediupitus! |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Flapezio! |
| Greylock the Grand | Liftoffigus! |
| Princess Jun | Whoa! |
| Prince Jin | We're flying! |
| Prince James | Whoa! |
| Greylock the Grand | Ha! Top that! |
| Princess Amber | A flying unicorn carousel! It's my dream come true! |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Oh, is it going to come back down? |
| Greylock the Grand | I... I don't know. |
| Princess Sofia | What a beautiful cake. |
| Slickwell | Yes, but keeping all that powdered sugar from falling off will require a steady hand. I am happy to carry it out, if you like. |
| Baileywick | Thank you. But it's a royal tradition for the steward to bring out the cake. |
| Slickwell | And what a great tradition that is. After you... |
| Princess Sofia | Careful, Baileywick. I'll get the door. |
| King Roland II | And now it's time to open the jubilee gifts. This one is from the kingdom of Wei-Ling. What a marvelous vase! So beautiful and delicate. We will treasure it always. Thank you. |
| King Magnus | Oh! That one's from me. It's a gift fit for a king! |
| King Roland II | Why, this is even better than last year's statue of you. |
| Baileywick | Your Majesties, may I present the Royal Jubilee birthday cake of Enchancia! |
| Slickwell | This ought to be good! |
| Baileywick | Ah! Ah... ah... ah... achoo! |
| Princess Sofia | Dad! |
| Slickwell | Allow me, Your Majesty. |
| Baileywick | Well, I suppose there's only one thing left to do. Your Majesty, I'm afraid I can no longer serve as castle steward of Enchancia. I humbly offer my resignation. |
| Princess Sofia | No! |
| King Roland II | Well, I don't accept it. I won't accept it. You've just been working too hard. All you need is a little rest. |
| Queen Miranda | A vacation, perhaps. |
| Baileywick | I wish it were that simple. But I've embarrassed you and destroyed your royal gifts. I'm afraid it is time for me to retire. |
| Princess Sofia | You can't quit, Baileywick. Don't let him quit, Dad. |
| King Roland II | I'm sure whatever's wrong will pass. And you can't leave us right in the middle of the jubilee. |
| Baileywick | But that's why I'm leaving. So I don't ruin the rest of it. |
| Slickwell | Um, f it helps. I would be happy to fill in for the rest of the jubilee, if it's all right with my king. |
| King Magnus | Why, I think it's a fantastic idea. Then King Roland can see what great service is all about. |
| Princess Sofia | But, Baileywick, you can't just leave us. We need you. |
| Queen Miranda | You're a part of the family. |
| King Roland II | Please stay, old friend. |
| Baileywick | Thank you, all of you. But I think this is for the best. Farewell. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Oh! We have to get them back down! |
| Greylock the Grand | Haltimbanco! I can't hold it! |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | I'll help you. Objectus descendo! Oh! That was a close call. |
| Greylock the Grand | Is everyone all right? |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | And willing to be sworn to secrecy about what just happened? |
| Prince James | That was brilliant! |
| Princess Jun | Best ride ever! |
| Princess Amber | Can we do it again? |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Um... I don't see why not. |
| Princess Sofia | Wait! I can do more. I'll carry things for you. And... And serve the meals. Whatever it takes. Just don't leave. |
| Baileywick | You are very kind, Princess Sofia. But it's time for me to go. |
| Princess Sofia | No, it's not. You're the best steward in the world. People admire you so much, they even give you gifts. |
| Baileywick | And I am going to give this gift to someone I admire. |
| Princess Sofia | But... |
| Baileywick | Now I really must start packing. |
| Clover | Hey, Sofia, you okay? |
| Princess Sofia | Whoa! |
| Clover | Hey, watch out, watch out, watch out! |
| Princess Sofia | Sorry about that. |
| Clover | Whew. Oh. Hey, you dropped this... Oh! What's going on? It's like I got a case of the clumsies or something. Can't even hold onto a little pin. |
| Princess Sofia | The pin. When I had it, I slipped. When you had it, you stumbled. And Baileywick didn't get clumsy until Slickwell gave him this pin. |
| Clover | You think the pin made Baileywick clumsy? |
| Princess Sofia | I don't know. But we need to talk to Slickwell. Let's go! Oof! |
| Clover | Okay. But let's go slowly. |
| Slickwell | Come on now, pick up the pace. It's time for the harbor cruise. There is no slacking off when Slickwell's in charge! You forgot... Ugh! If you want anything done right, you have to do it yourself. |
| Princess Sofia | Oh! Oh, this pin is awful! |
| Clover | Hey, Sofia. Look! |
| Princess Sofia | It's the same as this pin. The Beginner's Guide to Magically Cursed Objects. Whoa. "Whoever wears the Pin of Klutzenheimer shall be cursed with colossal clumsiness!" |
| Clover | Whoa! Ya think? |
| Princess Sofia | Slickwell gave Baileywick a pin that would make him clumsy! And then he kept telling him to retire so he could steal Baileywick's job! We've got to stop him. |
| Clover | Okay. You go find Baileywick. I'll make sure Slickwell doesn't get away with it. |
| Princess Sofia | Thanks, Clover. |
| Clover | Oh, I hate this thing. |
| Slickwell | All aboard for the harbor cruise! |
| King Roland II | Thank you, Slickwell. |
| Clover | It's time you had a taste of your own medicine. |
| Slickwell | If it pleases Your Majesty, I would gladly stay on as your royal steward permanently... Ooh! |
| Clover | High-five me. |
| Princess Sofia | Baileywick, wait! Baileywick! |
| King Roland II | The cruise just won't be the same without Baileywick. |
| Queen Miranda | Nothing will be. |
| King Roland II | Attention, everyone. I would like to propose a toast. Slickwell, please pour the gooseberry cider. |
| Slickwell | Right away, Your Majesty. Just a moment, sire. My apologies. Oh! Sorry again. Slippery deck. Now, let me take care of this stubborn cork. I beg your pardon. Oh! The cider! No, I'll stop it! Gangway! |
| King Roland II | The wheel! |
| Queen Miranda | Roland, the rocks! |
| King Roland II | Captain Vasquez, can you turn the ship? |
| Captain Vasquez | Not without the wheel. |
| Baileywick | So all this time, it was a cursed magic pin making me clumsy? |
| Princess Sofia | Oh, no! They've already left! |
| Baileywick | Sofia, look. The boat is headed right for the rocks. |
| Princess Sofia | Why aren't they turning away? |
| Baileywick | They must be in trouble. We have to help them. |
| Princess Sofia | How? |
| Baileywick | I have an idea. Greylock, the royal schooner is in trouble. Can you stop it? |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | We'll do it together. |
| Greylock the Grand | Like the carousel. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | To the dock! |
| Captain Vasquez | It's no use. We must abandon ship, Your Majesties. |
| King Magnus | But... But I can't swim. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Together now, Greylock! |
| Cedric the Sorcerer and Greylock the Grand | Lifoffigus! |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | And let's bring it back. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer and Greylock the Grand | Returno Homeo! |
| King Roland II | Well done! |
| Queen Cecily | What a relief. |
| Baileywick | Is everyone all right? |
| Queen Miranda | We're fine. |
| King Roland II | Thank you for saving us, Greylock. |
| Greylock the Grand | I couldn't have done it without my friend Cedric. |
| King Roland II | Oh? Well done, Cedric. |
| Cedric the Sorcerer | Thank you, Your Majesty. |
| King Roland II | I'm sorry about the cruise, everyone. And the mess. |
| Slickwell | Here, allow me to clean it up... |
| Princess Sofia | No, allow me to tell everyone what you did. Slickwell gave Baileywick a cursed magic pin that made him super-clumsy. |
| Slickwell | The pin! |
| Princess Sofia | And there it is, right there. |
| Slickwell | Uh, Your Majesties, I can explain. |
| King Roland II | I think we've seen all we need to see. Slickwell, your services are no longer needed. |
| Slickwell | You can't fire me. I work for King Magnus! |
| King Magnus | Not anymore, you don't, Slickwell. |
| Slickwell | What? But, sire! Please! Whoa! Oh, blasted pin! |
| Queen Miranda | Baileywick, I am so glad you're still here. |
| King Roland II | I hope this means you'll change your mind about leaving. |
| Baileywick | Leaving? How can I leave when there's so much work to be done? Please fetch the spare glasses from the crystal cabinet. And there's another jug of gooseberry cider in the galley. |
| Servants | Yes, sir. Right away. |
| Baileywick | Princess Sofia, if it wasn't for you, I don't know what I would have done. Thank you for being such a loyal friend. |
| Princess Sofia | I'm just glad you're staying. |
| Baileywick | Me, too. |
| Slickwell | You haven't heard the last of Slickwell! Oh! Ah! Curse that pin. |
| King Roland II | Attention, everyone. I'd like to propose a toast to the best castle steward a king could ever have, and a great friend. To Baileywick! |
| All | To Baileywick! |