Sofia the Second/Transcript — sofia

Below is a transcribed copy of the Sofia the First episode "Sofia the Second".

Speaker	Dialogue
	Sofia is in her room, practicing some hootenanny dancing.
Princess Sofia	How's that?
Clover	I like it, but, uh, it could use a little more flair. Check it. Now, you try.
Princess Sofia	Ahhh!
Clover	Perfect.
Princess Sofia	It was?
Clover	It was close enough. I think you're ready for this Hoedown today, Princess.
Princess Sofia	It's not a Hoedown, Clover. It's the Highland Hootenanny. And it's going to be ah-mazing! All my friends from the village will be there, Amber and James are coming. And my favorite band in Enchancia is going to be playing!
Clover	Who? The Moss Tones?
Princess Sofia	Nope. The Grass Slippers. [the door knocks] Come in.
King Roland II	[enters] Good morning, Sofia.
Princess Sofia	Morning, Dad.
King Roland II	So I'm afraid there's been a little change of plans.
Princess Sofia	What do you mean?
King Roland II	The Duke of Ramblingham and his daughter Joy are coming today instead of tomorrow.
Princess Sofia	Today? Why?
King Roland II	Ah, the Duke said he just couldn't wait another minute to discuss his urgent business... whatever that is.
Princess Sofia	But today is the Hootenanny!
King Roland II	I know and I'm sorry. But you did promise you would show Lady Joy around the castle.
Princess Sofia	You're right, Dad. So that's what I'll do.
King Roland II	Great. Thank you, Sofia. I can always count on you.
Princess Sofia	Oh, Clover. I was really looking forward to the dance. But a promise is a promise.
Clover	Yeah. Too bad you can't be in two places at once.
Princess Sofia	If only I could. You want to help me pick out a welcome gift for Joy?
Clover	Sure.
Cedric the Sorcerer	Stop pointing that thing at me! Come back here, Wormy!
Princess Sofia	Mr. Cedric? What are you doing?
Cedric the Sorcerer	Well, if you must know, I am trying to use my new copying spell on Wormwood. So instead of just one loyal companion, I can have 20. Doppler Duplicato! Doppler Duplicato! I command you to stay right there! Doppler Duplicato! Doppler Duplicato!
Princess Sofia	That's it. Clover, I have an idea. Follow me. There. Now maybe I can be in two places at once.
Clover	How?
Princess Sofia	I'll make a copy of myself with Mr. Cedric's spell. So I can go to the dance while my copy plays with Joy. Then my dad's happy, I'm happy, everyone's happy.
Clover	I like it. But that sounds like a tricky spell, especially for someone who's not a sorcerer.
Princess Sofia	You're right. Maybe I should practice it first.
Clover	That's just what I'm thinking. You got to test it out on this apple.
Princess Sofia	Good idea. Doppler... Duplicata! [she clones the apple; the copy is pink.] Whoa! Huh?
Clover	That's funny. It's pink, but it looks just as delicious. I think you've got it, Princess! Well, but, we may need to make four or five more, just to be sure.
Princess Sofia	Sorry, Clover, I don't have much time. Here goes. Doppler Duplicato!
	[She zaps herself with the wand, creating a clone of herself but is wearing a pink gown and accents instead of purple.
Clover	Whoa! She looks just like you, except the dress.
Princess Sofia	Hi there.
Sofia the Worst	Hi there.
Princess Sofia	I'm Sofia.
Sofia the Worst	I'm Sofia.
Princess Sofia	So, do you just repeat everything I say?
Sofia the Worst	So, do you just repeat everything I say? Ha! Just kidding. Now, I can say whatever I want, just like you!
Princess Sofia	Oh, good. Now I suppose you're wondering why I made you.
Sofia the Worst	I suppose you're about to tell me.
Princess Sofia	I need to play with a little girl named Joy so I can go to the village dance. Okay?
Sofia the Worst	Sounds like fun. I'd love to.
Princess Sofia	Great. Joy should be here any minute. All you need to do is give her this gift and show her around the castle.
Sofia the Worst	Can't wait.
Princess Sofia	Thanks. I'll be back at the end of the day. Good luck.
Clover	Have fun at the dance, kid! [he eats the pink apple; gags] This is rotten!
Sofia the Worst	Uh-huh. Just like me. Oops. I won't be needing that.
Clover	Sofia must have messed up the spell! She made a bad apple!
Sofia the Worst	And a bad Sofia!
Clover	Sofia!
Sofia the Worst	No, no, no. I can't have you telling the real Sofia and ruining all my fun.
Clover	Hey! Let me out of here!
Sofia the Worst	No, thanks.
Clover	Hmm.
Sofia the Worst	I'll take that.
Clover	You really are rotten!
Sofia the Worst	To the core! Buh-bye! Ooh! Opportunity. Hey, James! Think fast!
Prince James	What? Whoa! Sofia, why'd you do that?
Sofia the Worst	Because it was hilarious.
Prince James	No, it wasn't.
Princess Amber	And it's so unlike you, Sofia. Are you feeling okay?
Sofia the Worst	Never felt better.
Prince James	Humph! See you at the coach.
Princess Sofia	Hi! Ready to go?
Princess Amber	How did you get out here so fast?
Princess Sofia	What do you mean?
Princess Amber	And weren't you just wearing a pink dress?
Princess Sofia	Oh, right. I changed.
Princess Amber	When?
Princess Sofia	Just now. We better hurry. The dance is about to start. Come on.
Baileywick	May I present Lord Gilbert, Duke of Ramblingham, and his daughter, Lady Joy.
Lord Gilbert	Greetings, everyone! Your favorite Lord has arrived!
Sofia the Worst	Sorry I'm late. Just had to take care of a little business.
Lord Gilbert	King Roland!
King Roland II	Lord Gilbert.
Lady Joy	Hi, Sofia! I'm so happy to finally meet you.
Sofia the Worst	And I am just thrilled to meet you. Do you want to see my room?
Lady Joy	Yes, I'd love to.
King Roland II	So what's the urgent business that couldn't wait until tomorrow?
Lord Gilbert	Well, remember last month when I had the inspiration to hold a parade with 200 elephants? Well, I did it with 204! I even had a dream that we should make some polka-dotted, and so we did! And it was a magnificent parade, until we discovered that the Ramblingham bridge is only strong enough to hold 203 elephants. Luckily, the elephants are all okay. The bridge, on the other hand, not so lucky. And that is why I am here, Your Majesty, to humbly request that your royal builder design a new, slightly stronger bridge.
King Roland II	I see. Baileywick, can you summon the royal builder?
Baileywick	Of course, Your Majesty.
Lord Gilbert	Thank you, Your Majesty. You're the best king a Duke could ask for.
King Roland II	A simple thank you is enough. Really.
	[Cut to the Highland Hootenanny.]
Princess Sofia	Oh, I love this song.
Prince James	Hey, there's Ruby and Jade.
Princess Sofia	Hey, guys! You ready to dance? I have really been looking forward to this. I'm so glad I didn't miss it.
	[Cut to Enchancia Castle.]
Cedric the Sorcerer	Wormwood! Would you stay still and let me copy you? Doppler Duplicato! Oh! All right, Wormy, I give up. For now.
Lady Joy	I love your castle. And I love your dress. And I really, really love your amulet. It's so pretty and sparkly.
Sofia the Worst	Oh, this thing? Here, take it.
Lady Joy	Thank you, Sofia. I love it.
Cedric the Sorcerer	W-W-W-Wormwood! Did-did-did you see that? Sofia... she just gave the Amulet of Avalor away!
Lady Joy	So what are we going to do now?
Sofia the Worst	Cause as much trouble as possible.
Lady Joy	What?
Sofia the Worst	We're going to prank people, play tricks, be rotten. You know, have fun.
Lady Joy	Um, I don't really want to do that.
Sofia the Worst	Why not?
Cedric the Sorcerer	Princess Sofia! Did you really just give your precious amulet to that little girl?
Sofia the Worst	Why, do you want it?
Cedric the Sorcerer	Well, yes!
Sofia the Worst	Hmm, well, if you close your eyes and wish for it, maybe I'll give it to you.
Cedric the Sorcerer	Really?
Lady Joy	But you gave it to me.
Sofia the Worst	Shh. Now close your eyes and wish.
Cedric the Sorcerer	Oh, I wish for the Amulet of Avalor. I wish for the Amulet of Avalor. I wish for the Amulet of Avalor! Did Princess Sofia just trick me?
	[Cut to the Highland Hootenanny, where the Grass Slippers perform another song.]
Grass Slippers choir	♪ If I make a promise to a friend as grand as you, To that special promise, you can bet that I'll be true! ♪
Main Singer	♪ And so I say that any day we make a date to play, I'll be there with time to spare no matter what's in my way! ♪
Choir	♪ He'll be there no matter what gets in his way! ♪
Main singer	♪ Nothin' can keep me from keeping my word. ♪
Choir	♪ No swarm of bees or unicorn herd! ♪
Main singer	♪ Not getting lost and forgetting the map. ♪
Choir	♪ And not the urge for taking a nap! ♪
Main singer	♪ Not even the chance to see my favorite magician... ♪
Choir	♪ Not even a stop beside a well perfect for wishing! Oh, if I make a promise to a friend as grand as you, To that special promise, you can bet that I'll be true! ♪
Main Singer	♪ And so I say that any day we make a date to play, I'll be there with time to spare no matter what's in my way! ♪
Choir	♪ He'll be there no matter what gets in his way! ♪
Main singer	♪ Nothin' can keep me from keeping my word. ♪
Choir	♪ Not cake that tastes so great it's absurd ♪
Main singer	♪ And not Uncle Mack, though he really can yack ♪
Choir	♪ No stops for lunch or even a snack. ♪
Main singer	♪ So if I make a vow, I'm gonna stick to it! ♪
Choir	♪ And in case you missed a thing, we're gonna review it! ♪
Main singer	♪ Nothin' can keep me from keeping my word. ♪
Choir	♪ No swarm of bees or unicorn herd! ♪
Main singer	♪ Not getting lost or losing maps. ♪
Choir	♪ Not needing a rest or taking naps! ♪
Main singer	♪ No magic spell... ♪
Choir	♪ Or wishing well! Or cakes no matter how good they smell! ♪
Main singer	♪ Not Uncle Mack who likes to yack. ♪
Choir	♪ Not breakfast, lunch, or even a snack! Oh, if I make a promise to a friend as grand as you, To that special promise, you can bet that I'll be true! And so I say that any day we make a date to play... ♪
Main singer	♪ I'll be there, if the weather's foul or fair... ♪
Choir	♪ He'll be there no matter what gets... ♪
Main singer	♪ No matter what gets! ♪
Choir	♪ No matter what gets... in the way! ♪
Princess Amber	Sofia? Are you okay?
Princess Sofia	Oh. Mmm-hmm. I was just listening to the song.
Princess Amber	Oh. I wasn't paying attention. What's it about?
Princess Sofia	Keeping promises no matter what.
Lady Joy	That trick was mean, Sofia.
Sofia the Worst	I know. Now come on, let's go find someone else to prank.
Lady Joy	But I don't want to prank anyone else.
Sofia the Worst	Ugh! What do you want to do?
Lady Joy	Take a tour of the castle?
Sofia the Worst	That sounds like fun to you? Wow, going to the dance was the way better part of this deal.
Lady Joy	Dance? What dance?
Sofia the Worst	Okay, Joy, I'll tell you what. I'll give you a tour of the castle, but let's play hide and seek first.
Lady Joy	I love hide and seek.
Sofia the Worst	You hide. I'll seek. Go on. One. Two. Three... Buh-bye Joy. So long, little-miss-no-fun. Coachman! I need you to take me to the village dance.
Coachman	Well, yes, but didn't I just see you go to the dance, my lady?
Sofia the Worst	Obviously not. Now hurry!
Coachman	Of course, my lady. Hyah!
Cedric the Sorcerer	Maybe Sofia giving the amulet away is good news after all. Because now all I have to do is get it from that little girl. And she is certainly no match for me. I just need to find something I can trade her for it. Now what do little girls like most? Hmm. Of course! A cupcake. I'll conjure an enormous, irresistibly delicious cupcake and offer it to her for the amulet. Oh, that will do the trick. Oh, how did you get in here? Oh, wait, it doesn't matter. Because if there is anything little girls like more than cupcakes, it's bunnies!
Sofia the Worst	Hi there.
Princess Sofia	You shouldn't be here. What are you doing here?
Sofia the Worst	Looking for something fun to do. And I think I found it.
Princess Sofia	But if you're here, then who is playing with Joy?
Sofia the Worst	That's your problem.
Princess Sofia	You are not being very nice.
Sofia the Worst	That's because I'm not very nice. I'm a bad Sofia.
Princess Sofia	Oh, no!
Sofia the Worst	Oh, yes. You can call me "Sofia the Worst."
Princess Sofia	Hey! Come back here!
Princess Amber	Ow! Sofia, why'd you do that?
Sofia the Worst	Because it was fun.
Princess Amber	Sofia, what has gotten into you? And why do you keep changing your dress?
Princess Sofia	Um... can't talk right now. Sorry. Humph!
Servant	Uh, is everything all right down there, ma'am?
Lady Joy	Yes. I'm just playing hide-and-seek. Princess Sofia is going to find me. Any minute now.
Servant	Uh, Princess Sofia, ma'am? But she flew off in a coach a few minutes ago.
Lady Joy	Huh? She... left? I'm telling Daddy!
Princess Sofia	Sorry for whatever I just did. Sorry. Excuse me, so sorry.
Man	Hey!
Sofia the Worst	What do you think you're doing?
Princess Sofia	I have to go to the castle before my dad finds out no one's playing with Joy. And you have to stay out of trouble until I get back.
Sofia the Worst	I don't want to do that at all.
Princess Sofia	I figured. That's why I'm putting you in here.
Sofia the Worst	Hey! Let me out of here!
Princess Sofia	Not until I fix everything. Oh, what have I done?
Servant	Yes, Lady Joy?
Lady Joy	I'd like to talk to my daddy, please.
Servant	Aw, he's very busy right now, dear. But they'll be breaking for tea in just a few minutes.
Lady Joy	Humph! Fine.
Royal Builder	May I present your new bridge, My Lords?
Lord Gilbert	It's a little plain, isn't it?
King Roland II	I think what the Duke is trying to say is that we were expecting something grander.
Lord Gilbert	Exactly. This is a great jumping off point, but how about adding an arch over here, and here, and there?
Royal Builder	Uh... but...
King Roland II	And maybe some towers here and here and here.
Royal Builder	No, please. Sire, please. The model is extremely fragile.
Lord Gilbert	And while we're at it, I'll just add some curvy pieces, too. Now the decorative element.
Royal Builder	Please, be careful. I wouldn't put that there. Oh, well, now, that's just upside down.
Sofia the Worst	I can't believe she locked me up! Nobody puts Bad Sofia in a barn! Boy, am I going to make her pay for that.
Cedric the Sorcerer	Hello there, little one. Tell me, do you like bunnies? Of course you do.
Lady Joy	He's so cute.
Cedric the Sorcerer	Yes, cute. He's pre-owned, but still in fine condition.
Lady Joy	I love him.
Cedric the Sorcerer	Well then, what would you say if I told you, you could have him... for the low-low price of that purple amulet you are wearing.
Lady Joy	It's a deal.
Princess Sofia	Oh, I hope I'm not too late.
Sofia the Worst	Ooh. Oil. Now the real fun begins. Hmm. I don't think these castle floors are slippery enough. But they will be.
Lady Joy	Sofia?
Clover	Sofia!
Cedric the Sorcerer	Sofia?
Princess Sofia	Joy, I'm so sorry I left you alone. I won't do it again, I promise. Thank you so much, Mr. Cedric, for looking after her. Oh, and you found Clover.
Cedric the Sorcerer	Wait. Why are there two amulets?
Baileywick	Whoa!
Princess Sofia	Baileywick! Are you all right?
Baileywick	Not at all. Who oiled the floors?
Sofia the Worst	I'm back!
Princess Sofia	We've got to stop her!
Cedric the Sorcerer	Wait! Wait! I can still offer you a cupcake in exchange for that amulet. Either amulet.
Sofia the Worst	It is way too neat in here. That's better. How's the stew?
Chef	Hey!
Princess Sofia	Oh, sorry. Here's your spoon.
Lady Joy	Oh!
Chef	Huh?
Lady Joy	Excuse me.
Cedric the Sorcerer	I... That's all right.
Princess Sofia	No! Don't!
Sofia the Worst	Crash.
Princess Sofia	No.
Sofia the Worst	Boom! Clang! All my knights in falling armor.
Cedric the Sorcerer	I can't see. I can't see.
Lord Gilbert	And take one of these. Bring out the highlights with this. Slap that on the back. Whimsy as old. Good. Oh, and can't forget this piece right there. I don't know what it is, but I like it.
Servant	Tea is served, My Lords.
King Roland II	Great, because we are done.
Sofia the Worst	But I'm not. Ooh, nice bridge. Oops. Oops. Oops. Oops! Oh, excuse me.
King Roland II	Sofia!
Princess Sofia	Dad.
King Roland II	Sofia? But you're already here. How can there be two of you?
Princess Sofia	Well...
Lady Joy	There are two of you?
Cedric the Sorcerer	The amulet! [scoops up the clone amulet] It's mine, it's all mine! [now it hits him] W-W-What?
King Roland II	What is going on, Sofia?
Sofia the Worst	She made me.
Princess Sofia	I used Mr. Cedric's copying spell to make a copy of myself.
Cedric the Sorcerer	So this isn't the real amulet? It's just a fake?
King Roland II	Why would you do that?
Princess Sofia	I wanted to go to the Hootenanny, but I promised you I'd play with Joy. So I thought if there were two of me, I could do both things. Instead I wound up making a mess of everything.
Sofia the Worst	Wasn't it a-mazing?
Princess Sofia	Mr. Cedric? Can you reverse the spell?
Cedric the Sorcerer	Oh, of course, I can.
Sofia the Worst	Well, it was fun while it lasted. Bye-bye!
Cedric the Sorcerer	Doppler-de-mimicus!
	He zaps the clone Sofia, who disintegrates into a magic puddle and sounds one last giggle to mark her departure.
Cedric the Sorcerer	And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to retreat to my workshop to cry. [saunters away]
King Roland II	Sofia, if you make a promise, you should always keep it.
Princess Sofia	I know. I'm sorry, Dad.
King Roland II	I appreciate that, but I don't think I'm the one you owe an apology to. Hmm?
Princess Sofia	Well, you're right. Joy, I'm so sorry I went to the dance instead of staying here with you. But I'm going to make it up to you. We'll start with a tour of the castle. And then we can do anything you want.
Lady Joy	Well, I do love dancing.
Princess Sofia	Really? You want to go to the Hootenanny?
Lady Joy	I've never been to a Hootenanny, but I'm sure I'll love it!
Lord Gilbert	Excellent. You girls go do that, while we figure out our bridge.
Royal Builder	How about this, sires?
Lord Gilbert	Why, I love it!
King Roland II	Me too!
Lord Gilbert	Why didn't you show us this to begin with?
Royal Builder	I did, before you changed it all. But I'm so glad you like it.
Lord Gilbert	Thank you, my king.
King Roland II	You're quite welcome.
Princess Amber	Stay back.
Princess Sofia	It's okay, Amber. Everything's fine now.
Princess Amber	What is going on with you today, Sofia?
Princess Sofia	I'll tell you everything later. But right now, it's time to dance. Come on, Joy!
Princess Amber	Ah, wait! You have to at least tell me how you keep changing so quickly!
Lady Joy	Sofia, I'm so glad I got to spend the day with you. The real you. It is the real you, right?
Princess Sofia	Yes, it's the real me. No more copies.

Transcripts
Season 1
"Just One of the Princes" \| "The Big Sleepover" \| "Let the Good Times Troll" \| "Cedric's Apprentice" \| "A Royal Mess" \| "The Shy Princess" \| "Blue Ribbon Bunny" \| "The Princess Test" \| "Baileywick's Day Off" \| "Tri-Kingdom Picnic" \| "The Little Witch" \| "Two to Tangu" \| "Finding Clover" \| "The Amulet of Avalor" \| "The Buttercups" \| "Make Way for Miss Nettle" \| "The Amulet and the Anthem" \| "Tea for Too Many" \| "Princess Butterfly" \| "Great Aunt-Venture" \| "The Baker King" \| "Holiday in Enchancia" \| "Four's a Crowd"
Season 2
"Two Princesses and a Baby" \| "The Enchanted Feast" \| "The Flying Crown" \| "Mom's the Word" \| "The Silent Knight" \| "Enchanted Science Fair" \| "King for a Day" \| "When You Wish Upon a Well" \| "Gizmo Gwen" \| "Sofia the Second" \| "Mystic Meadows" \| "Princesses to the Rescue!" \| "Ghostly Gala" \| "The Emerald Key" \| "Scrambled Pets" \| "The Princess Stays in the Picture" \| "Baileywhoops" \| "Winter's Gift" \| "The Leafsong Festival" \| "Substitute Cedric" \| "Clover Time" \| "In a Tizzy" \| "A Tale of Two Teams" \| "The Littlest Princess" \| "Buttercup Amber" \| "Carol of the Arrow" \| "Sidekick Clio"
Season 3
"Cool Hand Fluke" \| "Minimus is Missing" \| "Cedric Be Good" \| "Princess Adventure Club" \| "Minding the Manor" \| "The Secret Library" \| "New Genie on the Block" \| "The Fliegel Has Landed" \| "The Princess Ballet" \| "All the Sprite Moves" \| "Sofia in Elvenmoor" \| "Stormy Lani" \| "Lord of the Rink" \| "The Secret Library: Olaf and the Tale of Miss Nettle" \| "Gone with the Wand" \| "Bad Little Dragon" \| "Bunny Swap" \| "Her Royal Spyness" \| "Best in Air Show" \| "Dads and Daughters Day" \| "The Secret Library: The Tale of the Noble Knight" \| "The Bamboo Kite" \| "Beauty is the Beast" \| "Cauldronation Day" \| "Camp Wilderwood" \| "Royal Vacation" \| "Hexley Hall" \| "The Princess Prodigy" \| "One for the Books"
Season 4
"Day of the Sorcerers" \| "The Secret Library: Tale of the Eternal Torch" \| "The Crown of Blossoms" \| "Pin the Blame on the Genie" \| "The Mystic Isles: The Princess and the Protector" \| "The Royal Dragon" \| "The Mystic Isles: The Mare of the Mist" \| "Through the Looking Back Glass" \| "Princess Jade" \| "Ivy's True Colors" \| "Too Cute to Spook" \| "Pirated Away" \| "The Mystic Isles: The Falcon's Eye" \| "The Mystic Isles: The Great Pretender" \| "The Mystic Isles: A Very Mystic Wassalia" \| "The Birthday Wish" \| "In Cedric We Trust" \| "The Mystic Isles: A Hero for the Hoodwinks" \| "The Mystic Isles: Undercover Fairies" \| "A Royal Wedding" \| "The Royal School Fair" \| "The Lost Pyramid" \| "Return to Merroway Cove" \| "The Elf Situation"
Television films
Sofia the First: Once Upon a Princess \| Sofia the First: The Floating Palace \| Sofia the First: The Curse of Princess Ivy \| Elena and the Secret of Avalor \| Sofia the First: The Mystic Isles \| Sofia the First: Forever Royal