Below is a transcribed copy of the Sofia the First episode "Cauldronation Day".
| Speaker | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| Princess Sofia | Oh, this is the one. Stop here, please. |
| Coachman | But, Princess, who, who would hold a party here? |
| Princess Sofia | Witches. |
| Lucinda | Sofia! |
| Princess Sofia | Hi, Lucinda. I'm ready for your Cauldronation. |
| Lucinda | Hmm. Not yet. Witch-a-doodle-doo. Okay. Now you're ready. |
| Princess Sofia | Oh, look at this outfit. So witchy. |
| Lucinda | There's still tones to set up. Come on. |
| Princess Sofia | Whoa! This looks amazing. |
| Lucinda | Thanks, but I think we need to put out more newts. Lots more newts. |
| Princess Sofia | Oh, they're so... festive. |
| Lucinda | I think so, too. |
| Princess Sofia | So, I've never been to a Cauldronation. What is it exactly? |
| Lucinda | It's a really special ceremony where I have to prove that I'm ready to be a big witch. |
| Princess Sofia | How do you do that? |
| Lucinda | By making a powerful broom called the Raven Catcher. Your newt's running away. |
| Princess Sofia | Oh...Ah! Thanks. |
| Lucinda | It's taken me a long time to learn the spells and potion that give the raven catcher its magic. |
| Princess Sofia | Sounds like a lot of work. |
| Lucinda | It is, but it's worth it. If everything goes well, when I take off on my Raven Catcher broom just as the moon rises tonight, everyone will see I'm not Lucinda the little witch anymore. They will see that I'm Lucinda the midnight witch! That's what big witches are called. |
| Princess Sofia | You must be nervous. |
| Lucinda | I am, and not just because I have to make a powerful broom. Here. Help me hang these cobwebs? What I'm most nervous about is picking a witch of honor. |
| Princess Sofia | What's a witch of honor? |
| Lucinda | It's a special witch friend I have to choose to help me make a potion at the end of the ceremony. I'm trying to decide between Indigo, my best bad witch friend, or Lily, my best good witch friend. |
| Princess Sofia | Oh. Tough choice. |
| Lucinda | Especially since Indigo and Lily are complete opposites. I'm afraid they're not gonna get along at the party. And whoever I don't choose to be my witch of honor, is probably gonna get really upset. Like, witch upset. |
| Princess Sofia | And ruin your special day? |
| Lucinda | Right. |
| Princess Sofia | Well, what if I keep an eye on Lily and Indigo, and make sure that they get along today, no matter what? |
| Lucinda | You'd do that? |
| Princess Sofia | I'd be happy to. I just want your Cauldronation to go well, Lucinda. |
| Lucinda | Thanks, Sofia. I'm really glad you're here. |
| Princess Sofia | Me, too. What was that? |
| Lucinda | More guests. |
| Lily | Lucinda! Hi, Lucy-woosey! |
| Lucinda | That's Lily, my good witch friend I was telling you about. |
| Indigo | Think fast. |
| Princess Sofia | And I'm guessing that's your bad witch friend Indigo. |
| Lucinda | Yep. |
| Lily | Lucinda! I'm so excited for your big day! Wanna see the Cauldronation present I got you? Kitty-ocity! |
| Lucinda | Aw, I love it! Thanks, Lily. |
| Lily | Do I know my best friend or what? So have you picked your witch of honor yet? |
| Lucinda | Uh, not yet. |
| Indigo | Then I will make it easy for you. Pick me, your oldest, bestest, and way baddest friend. The one who knows what type of cat you really like. Bad-cat-eous. You're welcome. |
| Lily | Silly Indigo. Lucinda's a good witch now. She prefers cute, fluffy cats. |
| Indigo | Is that so? |
| Princess Sofia | I think both cats are great, so no need to argue, okay? |
| Indigo | Who are you? You don't act like a bad witch. |
| Lily | And you don't look like a good witch. |
| Lucinda | This is my friend Sofia. |
| Princess Sofia | I'm just a princess... in a witches' clothing. |
| Indigo | Hmm. |
| Lily | Oh, that's cute. |
| Princess Sofia | I think the ceremony's starting soon, isn't it, Lucinda? |
| Lucinda | Uh, yes, it is. You two should go find a good spot by the candles. |
| Lily | Good luck, Lucinda. I know you'll make the best Raven Catcher broom ever, and I say that as your super-duper best friend who'd love to be your witch of honor. So pick me. |
| Indigo | Unless you want a really wicked witch of honor. Then pick me. |
| Princess Sofia | Let's go, Lucinda. You weren't kidding. They really don't get along. |
| Lucinda | Oh, maybe I should've only invited one of them here today. |
| Princess Sofia | If they're your best friends, you were right to invite them both. I won't let them ruin your special day. Don't worry. |
| Lucinda | Thanks, Sofia. |
| Marla | Time to start the ceremony, witches. Oh, Sofia. |
| Princess Sofia | Hi, Mrs. Wicked Witch. |
| Marla | I'm so glad you could make Lucinda's big day. You ready, honey wart? |
| Lucinda | As much as I'll ever be. |
| Marla | Welcome, young witchlings, to Lucinda's Cauldronation! The ritual will begin with Lucinda lighting the Cauldronation candle. |
| Lucinda | Okay. Here goes. Fire, fire, burning bright, ignite the candle's light tonight. |
| Marla | Oh, that's a good shot. So that one. |
| Lucinda | Mom! The ceremony. |
| Marla | In a second, sweetie. I just want to capture every witchy moment of this special witchy day. Now give me your best "I'm almost a midnight witch" smile! Perfect. Now then, it's Cauldronation tradition for everyone to help gather straw from a scarecrow for Lucinda to use in her raven catcher broom. To the pumpkin patch, you darling doers of magic! |
| Indigo | Hey, Luce, I'll pick enough straw for ten brooms, 'cause I'm a great friend, which means I'll be a great witch of honor. |
| Lily | That's so sweet. But if I pick more straw, would that make me an even better witch of honor? Probably. |
| Indigo | Hey! |
| Lucinda | Oh, no, there they go again. |
| Princess Sofia | It's okay. I think I know a way to keep them apart so there won't be any problems. Wait. Indigo. Let Lily have that scarecrow. Then you can have that bigger one all to yourself. It has lots more straw to pick. |
| Indigo | Hmm, good idea. Come on, girls. |
| Lucinda | Nice going. |
| Princess Sofia | Thanks. |
| Marla | Lucinda, dear, while everyone's picking straw, let's set out the ingredients for your Cauldronation potion. |
| Lucinda | Okay, Mom. |
| Princess Sofia | I'll go make sure everything's okay between Indigo and Lily. |
| Marla | Oh, hold that pose. I want to get a picture. Say rotten cheese. |
| Lucinda | Rotten cheese. |
| Marla | Oh, spider fritters. Your eyes were closed. Could you pose again? And this time, lean in a bit closer to that bottle of bat sweat, okay? |
| Lucinda | Rotten cheese. |
| Princess Sofia | So far so good. Everyone's getting along. |
| Lily | My best friend will have the best broom with all this straw I got her. Then she'll definitely make me her witch of honor. |
| Indigo | Not if I have anything to hex about it. Wake up-eus! |
| Princess Sofia | Oh, no! Indigo, what did you do? |
| Lily | That's rude, Mr. Scarecrow! This straw is for my best friend, Lucinda. Hey! |
| Princess Sofia | You've got to stop this. |
| Indigo | No, I don't think so. Awesome hex. Way to go, me. |
| Lily | Aren't you tired, Mr. Scarecrow? Oh! Don't you wanna sit down? |
| Princess Sofia | They're heading for Lucinda's backyard. That scarecrow could wreck all the decorations. We've got to do something. |
| Marla | Now say, icky, stinky cheese. |
| Lucinda | Icky, stinky cheese. |
| Marla | What a darling shot. Oh, I know the perfect spot to hang this. Right by the broom closet. Back in a flash. |
| Lily | This hay is Lucinda's. Enough! It's not polite to grab. |
| Lucinda | Uh-oh. |
| Lily | Please, Mr. Scarecrow, this is not funny. |
| Princess Sofia | Lucinda's ingredients. She needs those to make her potion. Now unhex that scarecrow. |
| Indigo | Ugh! Okay. |
| Lily | Oh! Help! |
| Indigo | Sleep-aroo. |
| Princess Sofia | Sorry, Lucinda. |
| Lucinda | It's okay. I'm just glad you got it to stop. |
| Marla | I found an even better spot for the picture. In the divining room. Ok, looky, it's almost moonrise. Come, girls. It's time for the Broomstick Dance. Bring all the straw you collected. |
| Lucinda | Did you see the way that they looked at each other? |
| Princess Sofia | It was hard to miss. |
| Lucinda | What are they going to do when I choose one of them for my witch of honor? |
| Princess Sofia | Well, whoever you don't choose will just have to be okay with it. |
| Marla | Now, my witchlets, it's time for you to do the traditional broomstick dance around this broomstick while Lucinda recites the spell that will give her raven catcher broom its magic. Good. Everyone split up into pairs of two for the dance. |
| Princess Sofia | Pairs of two. Lily, Indigo, why don't you two dance together? |
| Lily | Are you serious? |
| Indigo | You cannot be serious. |
| Lucinda | Seriously? |
| Princess Sofia | Keeping them apart didn't work. So, maybe if they do something fun together, they might get along. |
| Lucinda | I guess it's worth a try. Okay, yes. I'd love you two to dance together. And it is my Cauldronation, so... |
| Indigo | All right, fine. |
| Marla | Let the broomstick dance begin! |
| Witches | ♪ Now is the time in the Cauldronation |
| Princess Sofia | It looks like they're getting along, doesn't it? |
| Lucinda | I don't believe it, but it really does. |
| Witches | ♪ Now we skip to the left and slide to the right |
| Marla | Lucinda, honey, the moon will be out soon. Cast the spell. |
| Lucinda | Okay, Mom. Broom of speed, fast in flight... |
| Lily | Oh, Lucy-woosey, don't you want your witch of honor to be a fabulous broomstick dancer like me? |
| Indigo | You call those dance moves? Watch these. |
| Lucinda | Cut it out, guys. I'm trying to do my spell. |
| Marla | Lucinda, hurry. |
| Lucinda | Okay. Whistling thistles, uh... bristle of hay... Whoa! |
| Marla | Keep going, Lucinda. |
| Lucinda | Full of magic, pep, and might? |
| Lily | Look at me, Lucinda. |
| Indigo | No, look at me. |
| Princess Sofia | How about we just stick to the basic broomstick dance? |
| Lucinda | Rise up to the broom and stick on okay. My broomstick! I was supposed to say, "Stick where ye may." Ugh! I said it wrong. Now I'm gonna have a crooked Raven Catcher for the rest of my life. |
| Marla | It'll be all right, honey. I like your broomstick. It's unique, just like you. |
| Lily | It's okay, Lucy-woosey. |
| Indigo | Yeah, that broomstick is pretty wicked. |
| Marla | I don't mean to nudge, but it's getting later by the minute. I think you should pick your witch of honor now, Lucinda. |
| Indigo | Finally! Okay, Lucinda's gonna pick her witch of honor now. |
| Lily | So, Lucinda, who are you going to choose? |
| Lucinda | I'm... I'm not sure. |
| Indigo | Come on, Lu, it's an easy choice. Remember all the bad hexes we did together? |
| Lily | But you're a good witch now, Lucindy, so you should have a good witch of honor. Me! |
| Marla | Um, Lucinda. |
| Indigo | Who's it gonna be? |
| Lily | Yes, who? |
| Lucinda | Okay, okay. I choose... I choose Sofia. |
| Indigo | Her? |
| Lily | Huh? |
| Princess Sofia | Me? |
| Indigo | What are you thinking? |
| Lily | Can a non-witch even be the witch of honor? |
| Marla | Uh, well, nothing in the Cauldronation Handbook says a witch of honor must be a witch. Hmm. Sofia it is. |
| Princess Sofia | But, Lucinda, I don't know the first thing about being a witch of honor. |
| Lucinda | I know, but I didn't want Lily and Indigo to start the hex-off of the century. |
| Marla | Everyone, the moon is on the rise. Please head over to the cauldron. |
| Princess Sofia | I'm sorry. I really didn't think she'd choose me. |
| Indigo | Hmph! |
| Marla | Now Lucinda, with help from her witch of honor Sofia, will perform the final step of the Cauldronation. They'll brew a potion that will complete her Raven Catcher broom. But first, Lucinda, let's get one quick shot of you with your super special witch of honor. Oh, spider socks. I'm out of canvases. There's more inside. I'll be back in a jiffy. |
| Princess Sofia | What do I do? |
| Lucinda | Start stirring with the broom, and remember to keep stirring as the moon rises. |
| Princess Sofia | Like this? |
| Lucinda | Yes. If all goes well, the potion will put a headpiece on the broom in the shape of my favorite animal, an owl. Now I will add one speckled owl feather. Two drops of slug slime. One wolf whisker. A sprig of swamp moss. And four knuckleberries. |
| Princess Sofia | Ugh! |
| Indigo | That princess stole my best friend. |
| Lily | You mean my best friend? |
| Indigo | I think it's time she goes back to her castle. |
| Lily | Wait, Indigo! |
| Indigo | Powers that be, heed what I say. Send that princess far away. |
| Princess Sofia | Whoa! What's happening? Get me down! |
| Lily | Sofia! |
| Indigo | Time to go bye-bye, princess. |
| Lily | Indigo, that's Lucinda's Raven Catcher broom. Don't worry, Lucindy, I'll get it back for you. Turn that princess right around. |
| Princess Sofia | Help! |
| Indigo | Oh, no you don't. That princess who should have never been named witch of honor is out of here. |
| Princess Sofia | Whoa! I'm not a real witch! I don't know how to steer this thing. |
| Lily | But Lucindy needs that broom. |
| Princess Sofia | Somebody get me down! Please! Whoa! Watch out! Whoa! |
| Marla | I got more canvasses. |
| Princess Sofia | Ah! |
| Indigo | Uh-oh. |
| Lily | Watch it. |
| Marla | Oh, my! |
| Princess Sofia | I'm okay. But they're not. |
| Indigo | Ha! You're an owl. Uh-oh. |
| Lily | Yep, you are, too. |
| Marla | Great goblins! |
| Lucinda | Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no! |
| Princess Sofia | What happened? |
| Lucinda | The potion was supposed to put an owl headpiece on my broom, not turn everyone into owls! My Cauldronation is ruined. Now I'll never be a midnight witch. |
| Marla | Lucinda, wait! I can fix this. If only I could pick up my wand. |
| Indigo | Nice going. |
| Lily | Me? I was trying to stop you and your mean hex. |
| Princess Sofia | Stop. Enough! Both of you, you've spent this whole day arguing over who is best friends with Lucinda, but this is not how best friends act. |
| Lily | I just wanted to be her witch of honor. |
| Indigo | Me, too. |
| Princess Sofia | And all Lucinda wanted was for her Cauldronation to go well. If you really wanted to act like a good friend, you would've thought more about what Lucinda wants, not about what you want. |
| Lily | You're right. We've been so... so selfish. |
| Indigo | Yesh, I guess we kinda have. What's even worse is I know the spell to break that owl hex, but I can't use my wand with these claws. |
| Lily | Same goes for me. Maybe you can do it. |
| Princess Sofia | But I'm not a witch. |
| Indigo | We'll teach you the spell. |
| Lily | And show you how to use a wand. |
| Princess Sofia | Uh, all right. I'll try, but we better hurry. |
| Lily | It's just an itsy flick of the wrist. |
| Princess Sofia | Like this? |
| Indigo | Now repeat after us. Wolves that howl, cats on the prowl... |
| Princess Sofia | Wolves that howl, cats on the prowl. |
| Lily | Bring back the witches and begone all these owls. |
| Princess Sofia | Bring back the witches and begone all these owls. |
| Lily | You did it, Sofia! |
| Indigo | Way to go! |
| Marla | Good luck fixing one problem, girls. But what about Lucinda's potion? All the ingredients spilled. |
| Princess Sofia | Not to mention this mess. And the moon's coming out. |
| Indigo | We need a clean-up crew over here. |
| Lily | The rest of us need to gather potion ingredients. It would be so sweet if you could go find slug slime. And can you find some essence of toadstool? Thanks. |
| Marla | Now there's only one thing missing. |
| Princess Sofia | Lucinda. I'm sorry, Lucinda. I really tried to keep Indigo and Lily from causing trouble. |
| Lucinda | It's not your fault, Sofia. Indigo and Lily are really great friends. They're just terrible when you put them together. Still, I can't believe how bad it got. |
| Princess Sofia | You know, it may not be that bad after all. |
| Lucinda | How can you say that? |
| Princess Sofia | Come with me. I want to show you something. |
| Lucinda | What's going on? |
| Witch 1 | Here's some crocodile tears. |
| Witch 2 | New batch of bat sweat for you. |
| Witch 3 | I got you some bug broth. |
| Lucinda | My potion ingredients? |
| Princess Sofia | Your friends did this for you. |
| Lily | It was the least we could do. |
| Indigo | After, you know, ruining your Cauldronation. |
| Lily | We are so, so sorry. We spent this whole day fighting over who was your best friend. |
| Indigo | And that made us act like really bad friends. And not the good kind of bad, just the bad kind. |
| Lily | And we feel just awful. |
| Lucinda | It's okay. But you're both my best friends. I don't want you to fight over me. |
| Indigo | Yeah, we know that now. |
| Princess Sofia | Look, Lucinda, the moon's not totally out yet. There's still time to finish your Raven Catcher. |
| Lucinda | Only if I get help from my witches of honor. All three of you. This, that, a little bit of this. A bit of bug broth, some croc tears. Three wolf whiskers. A touch of toadstool. |
| Marla | Uh, the spell, honey, quickly. |
| Lucinda | I raise my voice as the potion is stirred. Complete this brew with my favorite bird. |
| Princess Sofia | It worked! |
| Lucinda | I did it! I made a Raven Catcher. I'm a midnight witch! |
| Girl 1 | Whoo-hoo! |
| Girl 2 | All right! |
| Princess Sofia | Lucinda! |
| Indigo | Great job! |
| Lily | Way to go, Lucinda! |
| Marla | I'm so proud of you, my darling. |
| Lucinda | Thanks, Mom. |
| Marla | And I'm sorry about taking all the pictures. It's just that, well, you won't be my little witchlet much longer, and I... I want to remember you before you fly off on your own. |
| Lucinda | It's okay, Mom. You can take as many pictures as you want. |
| Marla | You know what? There's no way I'll forget this moment. Ever. |
| Indigo | Nice job being witch of honor, Sofia. |
| Lily | You know, you'd make a really, really good witch. |
| Indigo | A good bad witch, you mean. If you ever get sick of the princess thing, that is. |
| Princess Sofia | Thanks. I'll keep it in mind. |
| Lucinda | Ready to take a test ride on my brand-spanking-new Raven Catcher? |
| Princess Sofia | So you like that it's zig-zagged? |
| Lucinda | Yeah. It's one of a kind. Oh, and you may wanna hold on tight, Sofia. |
| Princess Sofia | Just how fast does this thing go? |